Wishing all my oomfs a very merry oomfmas!

Christmas ain’t ever came this fast before!

A man hardly ever out mugs a woman y’all just be gay

Cloak and dagger mains love switching to cloak at the WORST times like we have never been so much in need of your white wife right now

Love people who cant hide their fagcent even if they tried like it’s so cute to me 😭

Are you trade? Are you trade?

Big mama, no kids

Ai could never create this

White people ate with “I’m freezing my tits off” cause that’s exactly how I’m feeling right now

Thinking about umbrella academy and how Allison’s “I heard a rumor” is one of the most unique and interesting powers in the show but they unfortunately flop her character development in later seasons

If I had to be parasocial about any celebrity it would definitely be Megan thee stallion

Wait People genuinely think the new SpongeBob ice spice song or whatever is inappropriate???? Does nobody remember the panty raid episode?? Or Luke literally several other egregious jokes like I literally had an aunt who wouldn’t let her kids watch SpongeBob cause she thought it was too much like

because EYE…. ᴷⁿᵉʷ ʸᵒᵘ

Wicked part 2 breedings

I be like “I’m finna go use the bathroom no shade”

Crazy how that dispatch games fandom immediately turned me off from the game like so fast. Many such cases

Pink wig lady confirmed maga yeah she ain’t getting NOTHING From me :/

Why is it like 30$ for a dozen of donuts like can we please…

Texas actually having fall temperatures? In the fall? We have never been so back (fucked)

What’s yall favorite sonic track? Mine is this one I get chills everytime I listen to it spotify.link/E64xWnvJCXb

Every social interaction just feels like this now

I adored legends arceus but this za gameplay…. its looking like a skip to me no shade

Government shut down

It’s quite literally nothing and I mean NOTHING that pink wig lady can say about anybody else while still married to that man like you immediately lose every beef/argument you’re in idc

Erm.. what the freak👆🤓

Gays when they see any white torso with abs

they got my sister cream out of there omg

So how many failed rapture predictions do chr*stains need before they realize that maybe they don’t know anything

Autism and rapture patch today

A/C stopped working.

The amount of skinny twinks on TikTok trying to sell the equivalent of flat tummy tea products for “bloating” like yall please just drink water and exercise

Me above the Ariana concert because i didn’t get a ticket

500$ for glasses and contacts…. With insurance

I absolutely will wish death on a person like I do not gaf especially someone that deserves it

Listen I love keke Palmer Like genuinely she’s one of my favorite personalities but she just makes it so hard…. 😭

I just…. Idk…

Pets really do mirror their owners like my my bf is probably the clumsiest person I have ever met and so is the dog like just no sense of balance between them it kills me

I kinda want the gta 6 launch to be terrible like not even on some hater shit I just think it would be so funny

The people above me sound like they experience several 9/11s through out the day and I’m gonna have to counter attack I fear

Why did I just get back to back fetish content on my tl…..

People liking sonic cross worlds more than Mario kart world… I use to pray for times like this, go return to your pipe you flop plumber!!!!

That scarlet rot cleared him Idc

Very convenient that aliens developed a technology to automatically air fry any images or videos taken of them

That one white boy nic from love island look like if Walton goggins took the substance

Just saw a podcast clip where this man fully said he thinks Chris brown is better than Michael Jackson….. YOU ARE UNDER SPELLSSS

People fully just post porn reaction pics in TikTok comments like how is that okay

I’m crying why trump got scarlet rot 😭

I like dk bananza but odyssey was better imo

When coworkers somehow find your social media and follow you like girl the severance…