They- They said my eyes were. . . beautiful. . .

Recharging my metaphorical batteries at Taco bell. YES, with KRIS... NO I DIDN'T ASK, FOR THE RECORD. I am here for the FOOD! and NO, I will NOT be taking any orders.

ALWAYS BET ON BERDLY

The lack of energy... the fact that I've been off my A game today... and my brain feels like its been swelling MORE than usual... I surmise... that i'm coming down... with a COLD.

Ever since that day, I've grown QUITE wary of the computer lab. That wi-fi is no yolk.

[Looks left. Looks right] *saves as phone screensaver*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

@excheeseme.bsky.social > Deer Noelle 😉 Good afternoon > I have a perfectly normal and reasonable quandry for you > Are you going to be working this weekend > Not because I forgot or didnt hear you, of course, I know you SAID it > my ears are ALWAYS open for you > Just like > my heart 😏✨🌹

{To @lv4leader.bsky.social} > Salutations Kris. I must confess something to you. Something that has been weighing on my mind since we last spoke. >I've said... quite a lot that day, and I've... lied to you, too. And I wanted to right some wrongs. > Yes, my computer DID crash at the peak that day.

Ever since that day, y energy. . . is being depleted much more quickly than usual.

{To: @excheeseme.bsky.social} > Good Evening, Deer Noelle 😏 for NO reason in particular, but > Have you. . . heard from Kris Today? > Like as in, recently, as in > Tonight? Just wondering, of course, you know, since they missed PEAK, and . . . . . . . > D̶i̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶| > Y'know, no reason

AND NO, IT DIDN'T CRASH! I just... I was just playing it on MAXIMUM BRIGHTNESS. THE OPTIMAL WAY TO PLAY, OBVIOUSLY. You wouldn't know, since you're not a GAMER with BRAIN like mine.

HA. HA. HA. HA. I... I DID IT. ME!! I FINALLY PEAKED!! THROUGH ALL MY TRIALS... THE GODS HATH SMILED ON MY BEAUTIFUL BRAIN TODAY! LOOK KRIS! LOOK AND SEETHE! @lv4leader.bsky.social

* Ahh, to be alone giving back to the community by... picking up junk around the lake. * But, oh, doth my eyes decieve me... in this wasteland of primitive garbage... a shining glimmer... OF TECHNOLOGY!? * Ah, the phone. A four-sided rectangular object of infinite possibility. +

Don't. say. a word. @lv4leader.bsky.social

KRIS MY WALLS AREN'T FOR NON -GAMERS! GO AWAY!

SO, @excheeseme.bsky.social... now that PLAYER 3 is out of the picture, we can get to some REAL, PEAK gaming!

.

Why!? Why must it take me away at my moments of success!? Is this what it means... to have HATERS?

Something... very HAUNTING about the Librarby this Sunday afternoon.

KRIS DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY @lv1leader.bsky.social

I am haunting you @lv1leader.bsky.social

Sorry!!!! I kind of forgot when your connection kicked you out 😭

YOURE INVITING ME FROM MY OWN SERVER?? I MADE THE ROOM!! @lv1leader.bsky.social

ouuughh auuugghh

(It's nice to hear them working together, though 😊 Just for me too? Gosh...)

.... I died first this time, oops--

My screen Frozen... Mmm Chilling. Now all I can do is watch my comrades climb to the top in my hon- HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA KRIS DIED!! @lv1leader.bsky.social

// Co-signing actually❕🖊️ Sorry gamers 🙇 😭 I just wanna post dumb and funny posts for this dumb ol bird 🐦

OH?? A CRY FOR HELP?? I knew this day would come. How sweet if feels to be right! @lv1leader.bsky.social

Us as a team! 😊 Kind of... 😅

I feel bad for Berdly but, again... It IS really funny.............

true. how is his wifi so bad.

Drink water!!! We might be here a while so you might as well!

i,m ligthheaded

ALSO I NEVER SAID THAT AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT

yeah dude you work there

Ohh.... Yeah! Um! Anytime?!!? (What is he saying????)

hey

Um... What about "free_wifi63"? Maybe that one would work?

👎 kinda sucks ngl.

I should've known "free_wifi64" was too good to be true! Seems like I'll have to. . . Upgrade.

I figured Berdly would have better connection with his self-proclaimed "gamer" status... I guess not though, fahaha!

i'm cracked

👍

PUT ME BACK IN! IT WAS JUST... A FLUKE! A GLITCH! EVEN PRO GAMERS... ARE NOTHING IN THE FACE OF RNG!

This WAS really funny though... Sorry Berdly!!

NOELLE... NOT YOU TOO... NOT THE KRIS KORRUPTION..

Well... We tried our best! At least you two worked together for a bit! :D