It’s me! Talking about - you guessed it - GOEMON! Thank you to Fun & Games Podcast for allowing me to gush about this amazing game!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. NEW LIMP BIZKIT JUST DROPPED

Crazy that this game is getting a remaster announcement tomorrow

Can I have your attention please. Calculator is on sale right now at an all time low on the Nintendo eShop. Great back to school buy, especially when you bundle with Hentai Girls Pissy Pirate. Save now with the Nintendo eShop back to school event!

Our first ever gameplay video is HERE! Aaron and Gerry play some Peak in the most unhinged manner 🤙 Give it a watch ⤵️ youtu.be/OJMLSlmd5Lo?...

Friendly reminder the PS2 was so powerful that it was classified as a weapon of mass destruction. PS2 did what Nintendidn’t or whatever

You can drown in 3 feet of water

I started to write a concept metal album about how cauliflower is alien and we should reflect on the way we played god to make it.

I just watched the voice of G’raha Tia fight a dinosaur. Then there was an Alien-Dino that didn’t have much purpose other than killing a character and making it harder to get on a boat. Just give us Dino-Horror already, the Umbrella Corp setting was RIGHT there. Jurassic World: Rebirth 6/10

I always love to rep local [YEG] Check the demo for @forgeofthefae.bsky.social from some homegrown homies at Datadyne LLC This game looks amazing, and I can see this being a huge hit with fans of Breath of Fire, Sea of Stars, and classic turned based RPGs store.steampowered.com/app/2160070/...

In case you haven't yet listened to our latest episode, here's our official rankings! But there's a little more to the list that you'll need to listen to the episode to understand. Huge thanks to the boys @jinxist.bsky.social, @treeky.bsky.social, and @quest64official.bsky.social 🥂

Why is it so hard for actors to pretend to play a video game? Like, you could sit down the greatest actors of our time, and it would still be like:

Great episode coming with these fine folks. Castle Crashers stream is imminent!

Hey look that’s me!

Trials Of Mana Is Being Adapted Into A Stage Play To Celebrate Its 30th Anniversary. (Repost)

Sometimes after I see pics of myself in highschool, and what I thought looked “sic”, I be like Eddie from Silent Hill 2

What does my current line up of 2024 GOTY contenders say about me?

Am I crazy for falling asleep to Tales From The Crypt every night?

🚨🚨MUST PLAY🚨🚨 Mouthwashing by @wrongorgan.bsky.social A short but sweet, low-poly descent into madness, with some of the most unsettling imagery and themes I’ve seen in a game. Psycho-Horror at its best. This game was better than most movies I’ve seen this year. Go in blind - thank me later. 💀👁️

The PS2 Slim I recently bought off eBay suddenly stopped working. So I opened it up and it was filled with dozens of giant, crispy bugs. So gross. 🪳

For those who don’t know me (or know me that well) here’s a short list of my gaming obsessions and their franchises. If they’re some of yours too, we just became best friends. - Mega Man - Goemon - Resident Evil - The Legend of Zelda - Secret of Mana - Mario - Dragon Quest - Castlevania - Metroid