Consider this... 🧲🧪🧫

Wise man says "Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for cold pizza"

Girlfriend quote of the day: "Hey, I could be crazier!"

My style of fatherhood? Anything for a laugh 🤡

Tight script, not a dull scene to be found 🚗🔥🔥🔥

On this day in the year 2000, Janice Soprano cooked dinner for her fiancé Richie. It did not end well.

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! We're everywhere and we're cool. Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

Homemade Enchiladas, one of my daughter's favorites #foodsky #whatscooking

Brown Butter Blondies, courtesy of Alton Brown The smell these things made while they were baking is indescribable #baking #cooksky

I ain't had rock candy in a minute, I'm kind of craving it now 💎🍭

Happy Diecisiete de Marzo to all who celebrate I made corned beef and cabbage (and potatoes and carrots) in the instant pot in just under 2 hours, diabolical ☘️☘️ #foodsky #cooking

Gumbo is one of my favorite recipes to make, a nice moderate challenge 🌶️🫑🧅🍚 #cooking #foodsky

I didn't know about these yesterday, but look at that, Nun Puffs, drizzled with honey Delicioso 👍 #baking #foodsky

this week on Nancy they go to the library

My girlfriend excitedly whispering after I hand her the controller and informed her I purchased her "Date Everything": "i'm gonna fuck everything..." 😯

To the kid that shouted at Dexter Loomis to kick Berto in the balls on #SmackDown:

Baked potstickers in a coconut curry sauce and snap peas with green onions and chili crisp #whatscooking #foodsky

Here's the problem with cooking as a hobby; I just heard a beeping alarm coming from my kitchen and it could be one of three different appliances going off #whatscooking #foodsky #baking

Turkey burgers on toasted potato buns & sweet potato fries #foodsky #whatscooking

I've made blueberry cookies, as featured in the Avatar Cook book #baking #foodsky #ATLA

Hey #Peeps! Maple Syrup Peeps You guys can have that one, just send me a case

TWO of my meals today shouldn't consist of a hot dog, right?

Bro, Grandma was fucking ride or die for Touched By an Angel man

Went wandering around the Internet and would up with Buñelos Aga, fried banana donuts #whatscooking #baking #foodsky

No new wars.

Grilled cheese and tomato on homemade bread Really getting my money's worth out of the bread machine on eBay 🍞🍞🍞 #baking #whatscooking #foodsky

Cake Brownies w/No-Cook Fudge Frosting & Chocolate Chips #baking #whatscooking #foodsky

i love elder scrolls screenshots ♥️

Nancy 2/25/26

🥹❤️ #SmackDown #WWE #Wrestlesky #Petsky

I could change my middle name to Slayer-of-Gauron, Bane-of- House-Duras, and no one could stop me. #treksky

I find the presence of a dedicated emoji shortcut key on my keyboard... upsetting.

Bear with me, I've missed a few episodes of #NXT, when did Ethan Page acquire a gay harem?

Nancy 2/14/26 — Valentine’s Date 💘

I made apricot thumbprint cookies for Valentine's Day 💌 #baking #what'scooking

They should reunify both tag titles on #SmackDown, and then replace the #RAW tag titles with a cruiserweight title Je'Von Evans would run that division In fact, you could have the Uso's reunify the belts, give Jey his big retirement moment

Turning the raisin cinnamon loaf into French toast was the right way to go, I think #cooking #foodsky #baking

By god, I think I should turn this raisin cinnamon bread into French toast #baking #whatscooking

Taking an antacid basically turns you into a baking soda volcano 💨🌋

Just watched a video of a gorilla eating a whole head of romaine lettuce and he threw away the butthole just like us

I swear to God that scene where Joe pesci repeatedly says "Snakes?" In the first home alone movie is wild, he says it so many times he always says it one more time than you think he's going to

I think my banana bread has reached its final form #what'scooking #baking

Trying new and interesting things with brown butter and banana bread #whatscooking #baking

I have created an aesthetically appealing breakfast #whatscooking

Rest easy everyone, the storm is being actively monitored by the best in her field

To all of my fellow swamp Yankees of New England, and our cold cousins in the Midwest, wipers up, boys: snow's coming ❄️