"Nothing gu[a]rantee[d] in this world but death taxes and Chinese basketball" is a Hell of outro. #nbasky

My brothers in Christ you can simply eat Froot Loops and have sex with women and go about your day. JFC

She lives in Saint Paul, MN www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fdKvax/

We've analysed this video of the shooting of Renee Nicole Good yesterday in Minneapolis frame-by-frame to highlight the positioning of the gun and phone in the ICE agent's hands. Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat

Shadeur Sanders should've yelled "negative 500" before throwing that ball to the moon.

When you realize he's doing this to pump his team up for the AI Slop Financial Scam Independence Bowl...

If you're a Democrat, and you cannot pledge to bring criminal charges against the people who planned and executed these heinous acts, you have no right to lead anyone in the future.

It's time we start calling for the repeal of the 2nd amendment. We need to start this fight so our children or their children (God willing) can finish it.

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

I regret to inform you that @davidjroth.bsky.social has, in fact, done it again: "Honking away on their specific instrument of grievance in a way that's roughly in time with the sounds being made across the rest of the conservative media space." defector.com/the-conserva...

Pete Hegseth loves to talk like a tough guy but he's going to cry like a baby when he's convicted of war crimes. I can't wait to see it

I just realized I've been describing Olivia Nuzzi's former paramour as Chris Cillizza and not Ryan Lizza and that's peak Dad shit right there.

Dying at this Nikola Vucevic postgame interview after the Bulls stole a win against the Wizards

The Bulls may not, in fact, be back. #nbasky

If you do not know Ricky Jay and what a full colorful life he lead, please do some internet searching.

This is "The City We Became" told through election results.

See ya, Portnoy! #mamdani

I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here. And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.

🔥 COACH SULLY: “Let’s see what $4.3 TRILLION looks like when each party gets their hands on it… the oligarchs are laughing all the way to the bank (with Republicans)…”

State sanctioned murder.

Trump really did a "RIP to your grandmother but I'm different" in real time at a memorial. Legend.

They literally defunded the police and now crime is at its lowest rates. Stop yelling at leftist activists about using the wrong words, and start fighting for the right policies.

This is the fucking bar. If you say you want to be a leader for whatever comes next, you better have receipts like this. No one's gonna be fooled by your bipartisan triangulation bullshit.

Yes! Now do every ICE officer!

@governor.pa.gov we're lowering our flags for this? WTF?

In 6 months this woman's gonna be speaking at CPAC about how the left lost its way and, yes, Trump imprisoning journalists might be a necessary corrective. The laziness with which we slump deeper into fascism is what really gets me.

Good reminder that these are very stupid ppl who live life one 24 hr news cycle at a time. Kirk was reprehensible and if they want him as their standard bearer that's terrific. Read his own words. They're damning enough.

Narrator voice: You're probably wondering how I got here.

Talk about Charlie Fucking Kirk however you want. Fascists will use this and the sun rising in the East to pursue their ends.

The most consistently reliable restaurant is any hot bar at an ethnic grocery store anywhere in the United States. Latino, Asian, Indian. Big city, suburb, one stoplight town. Warehouse or corner store. They never miss. Never.

I just realized the Bills stadium is south of the city. Is there a reason we can't nickname Josh Allen "Southside Gunn"? Are there...reasons...Josh might not be appropriate for that moniker? Does @dirtbagqueer.rocks adjudicate these things? #griselda

Great time to ride the news cycle and say: steak houses suck. They're boring, they're overpriced, and almost by definition you will be surrounding yourself with douches. Affinity for steak houses is a huge red flag. Get tacos instead. #freeDC

New from me: Angel Reese told no lies about the sorry state of the Chicago Sky Jeff Pagliocca committed organizational malpractice with his roster decisions. He needs to be fired. Reese just said what anyone paying attention already knew. www.sbnation.com/wnba/1078301...

I am here for the thing.

Wanna see a dead body?

Congrats to the law and order crowd for making this a thing in America!

Completely beside the point here, but grown men who are very picky eaters is a huge red flag. Is that universal?

If we replaced cops with snarky podcasters we'd solve 1000% more crimes.

I'm not joking about this. Take. Their. Shit. Run on a platform that rich elites have proven themselves to be shortsighted, incompetent, cowards and they cannot be trusted to shepherd American businesses. Put them in a public trust.

I clicked on this legit thinking it was gonna be about a Kendrick Lamar track.

#cubs #mlb #tradedeadline

Happy Monday, Everyone! Looking Forward To Another Week Of Infecting Every Aspect Of Your Daily Lives! theonion.com/happy-m...

Show this to certain folks (you know who) and ask them if they can identify & articulate WHY they're so committed to spreading a lie... Angel Reese leads the WNBA in rebounds with JUST DEFENSIVE BOARDS. Her 176 D rebounds > second place Azura Stevens' 172 total rebounds.

I am the easiest mark in the world when it comes to sampling "I Choose You" by Willie Hutch. open.spotify.com/track/3efypT...

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