so, actually, my best friend can open portals like no problem! my other bestfriends boyfriend is from your universe. there's not like major differences, places aren't quite the same. soda brands are just like different. heroes are all different but there's definitely some kinda congruent evolution.

still, without any real basis, I think I could out archer that guy, easy. wow. maybe he has like a secret bat sonar so he can sneak even easier.

I think I've seen him but I don't dig his whole robin hood vibe. sorry. feels too contrived imo. though my namesakes just purple so I don't have to much of a leg to stand on. can he actually teleport?

nope! I'm also a legacy kinda hero. but with no powers too. and no bugs. :( just arrows, that's kind of the whole deal. can I just say, I really respect other no power heroes. is that sort of thing common there?

it does sound pretty amazing, but I'm going to be playing nurse for the foreseeable future, do you do rain checks?

okay, see, I can live with cucumber water only. might even prefer that actually.

yeah, no, that doesn't sound great.... so you're a bug themed gadget guy? did I get the gist?

okay, yeah, I'm familiar but what's the catch? usually when something sounds too good to be true it means someone's trying to kidnap me or vaporize me or, worst of all, monologue at me.

so it's a legacy thing? bug legacy..... but you don't have powers. like, at all?

as amazing as that sounds, uh, what's the relaxation suite?

oh my god. I'm so tired.

no no. we can still pull something together.

okay, okay. so you're from the other universe that's all weird and crazy, gotcha. that actually makes a lot of sense now. do you have bug powers???

oh my god I didn't even plan my halloween party for this year. the bishop bash isn't happening for the first time in years? who am I even??

well. I guess that's not the craziest thing I ever heard.... wait a second. do you know that superman guy?

thanks, it's because of the suffering.

good morning or whatever.

okay, so you're like a space guy?

right, yeah no, totally. you sound like a genius for sure, having a giant bug really sounds sane and genius.

okay the more you keep talking the more I think you might just have a few screws loose. no offense.

oh, I wasn't exactly offering, just more of a general question. why though, is it in like some interdimensional cave?

I hope the first thing is recovery and hydration after all that. do you need to be like rescued??

okay, I see how that could be a situation of sorts. uh. at least the watch is working? 👍

then what exactly is making this situation horrible if everything's working like it should

are you cursed?

and the holograms?

is that good or bad?

“You can certainly try.” Julia ‘Jules’ Alexander aka Advantage, your friendly local game master and comic store manager. Full-time nerd, part time superhero with legendary resistance. ♡/↺

"I'm Young And I'm Hopeless. I'm Lost And I Know This. I'm Going Nowhere Fast That's What They Say. I'm Troublesome, I've Fallen. I'm Angry At My Father. It's Me Against This World And I Don't Care." — Good Charlotte, The Young & The Hopeless.

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usually? get caught up in some unforeseeable and wacky antics.

then what do I do today?

can't decide if it's sulking saturday or not.

𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙪𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙄 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚