She's a killer.

Zero thoughts

It's not even a trap.

Throwback Thursday #Tilly

Smug mode: Activate

Hi Nori. How have I disappointed you today?

Taking a day off to help get over this stinking cold and upper respiratory tract infection. Flynn feels that chest compressions might help...

Nap finished. Time for mayhem.

@envirosynch2.bsky.social The two younger cats get on. Sort of... 😂

She's a snuggly little bug.

Morning Honey!

Old phone screen died weirdly. Phone was on, but the screen totally blank. Not broken, because rebooting it gave the Google splash screen. Just completely blank in user mode. Anyway, new pixel phone, new camera. Enjoy Flynn and Honey in 50MP HD

Morning Flynn!

Helping with the dishwasher pre-rinse, getting mackerel pate off my knife.

It's been a couple of months since Tilly died, and we haven't had a single bird, or mouse in the house since. I think we know who was doing all the hunting, and that Honey is a bit crap when it comes to murdering small creatures.

After only a week of new scary catflap*, both cats that have microchips seem to have mastered it. Much to the chagrin of Flynn, who isn't chipped yet. Adult cats 1 - 0 Kitten *Catflap makes noise when it recognises chip and unlocks. My cats have never dealt with this before.

Don't mind Honey. She's just sat in her box. Having an existential crisis.

Been a bit lax at cat posting here on BlueSky. Here's a selection of Flynn recently.

The Orange has settled in for her main evening cuddle.

Two cats didn't feel like enough cat to fill the house. So I'd like to introduce our newest feline, Flynn.

Some heartbreaking news. Received a phone call from a vet that no-one wants. My beautiful, funny, silly, and feisty cat Tilly had been brought in after being attacked by a dog. Efforts to save her were unsuccessful. Hug your pets folks.

The downside of evicting a mouse from your room, after you've shut the cat out to deal with the mouse, is that the cat then spends the next hour scouring your room for a nonexistent mouse. Don't you Tilly?

Six month vet checkup for Tilly and Honey. The verdict: Tilly is a perfect angel. Honey is also a very sweet cat, but is turning into a bit of a Heckin' Chonker.

Attention everyone. Throwback to 2022. Baby Honey and Tilly.

New storage has the Tilly seal of approval.

Doors!

All finished for tonight. Doors will have to wait for tomorrow.

Inspector of works.

Only shelves and doors left to go. Time for a cider!

It's a bank holiday weekend, so obviously I am building flat-pack wardrobes. Mrs okapi for scale.

It's taken 28 years, but I've paid off my student loans. Woo!

Seriously. 5 minutes...* *They're USB-C on the other end, but it wasn't such a good photo.

Can never find USB-C cables in this house. Went into teenage daughter's room for literally 5 minutes, and came out with 17 of the bloody things. Seventeen!

How small is ultra-small, you ask. This whole scan covers 1 milliradian, or 0.0573 degrees, which is about the same as 2-3 steps of a reasonable powder x-ray diffraction scan. This scan contains 10000 data points...

In case you were wondering what ultra-small angle X-ray scattering from a butterfly wing looks like. The central peak is the unscattered beam. Satellite peaks are Bragg-like diffraction from the wing structure, giving rise to its green colour.

New deadlift PR tonight: 175 kg.

Welsh defence looking decidedly leeky in this match. #sixNations #WALvENG

My Super Saturday Six Nations buddy, gripped by ITA v IRE

The terrific tortie twosome have brought in a mouse, and lost it under a sofa... *deep sigh*

Happy Caturday people.

Time for a good old rummage, eh Honey?

This is my catflap. However, this is not my cat.

Tilly entering her Stone Roses era

Attention everyone. The friendliest cat in the world and the old grumpy cat, who hates her, are sharing a sofa. This is unprecedented.

Wannabe dictators spit the dummy when lawful checks and balances call out their bullshit. More at eleven...

Honey is thilly kitty.

Chonky.

Elon is a third rate Redditor.

This need to be said more often. Elon Musk is not an intelligent person. He used is father's money to buy intelligent people's ideas. Americans confuse that with intelligence. But he's an immature idiot who surrounds himself with young men who tell him how smart/funny he is. He is neither..

Deadlift has been going pretty well recently. Top set tonight 147.5 kg for 5 reps. Back off sets tonight 132.5 kg for 4 sets of 5 reps.