@rvdinator.bsky.social : “Alexa, enable fart countdown” Proceeds to have a meltdown in laughter 😂😂😂

I had chicken pot pie over biscuits at a local restaurant and I can’t stop thinking about it. I wish I was joking, but no…it was so fucking good.

He’s a Dr. Pepper girly

When I was a kid and I heard the Mortal Kombat song, a switch flipped where I just knew I had to use all my energy to annoy my mom with my fake fighting skills

Remembering when I had this awful 6th grade teacher and one of the unpopular kids wore a graphic tee that said “foxy” on it and the teacher pointed at her and said “hah! Yeah, okay.”

You got games on your phone?

I believe we’ve moved on from Bananas in Pajamas too quickly

Hi friends

ALAN TEASER TRAILER! youtube.com/watch?v=qyaE... I cannot wait for this!!

I need song/artist suggestions that are NOT in English, please! Any genre, any time period. Trying to expand my musical horizons 🥰

My moms gonna be heading into surgery soon (nothing too major thankfully) but send some good vibes into the universe if you can 🥰

He’s got his blankie and his pillow. The world’s comfiest lil guy

Still true

Labyrinth Sequel. Practical Magic Sequel. If they were to make a continuation to Return to Oz i think I may evolve into my final form.

Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT. @distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting. Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...

Appreciate you, you can find more on memification here: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2RaBET6/ And here: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Ra4VYb/

memo to self: acting as an information filtration system, taking in the constant raw stream of garbage and trying to put out something useful that makes sense, will require periodic maintenance downtime to clean the filters

It’s 10 degrees where I am and Geordi is not amused. I have him in a sweater, a fleece hoodie, his harness and his winter coat 😅

The mentality of “it’s not that deep lol” is gonna fuck a LOT of things up

😌

That’s my king right there 😍😍😍

My boys 🥹

Open at 5pm, TransMasc mixer 6-8pm, Whole DAM Family show at 9pm.

🎶so if you care to find me, look to the western trash🎶

“Wearing a pimple patch at a party is so gauche” the world’s on fire. I’ll cover my pimple in fucking rhinestones if I want to.

Why do you go by the handle you do?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL WTF

Twins

Shh shh, they’re about to start their big solo number!

If you're seeing encouragement/demands to do alt text and you're overwhelmed or confused about how to do it and you're worried you're going to do it wrong... this thread is for you. First: prompt questions to get you started.

Need a drag king named Sebaceous Filaments

Ten bands/artists to get to know me (in no particular order) Kate Bush The Killers Lissie Mitski Oingo Boingo The B52s Gogol Bordello Spice Girls Talking Heads Brandi Carlile

Post four albums for people to get to know you better.

Vaccines are great

Look at my son LOOK AT HIM 🥹

Without thinking, retweet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head

Hello I would like to remove my brain and sinuses and rinse them under ice cold water thanks

My boy Jerry Bees is almost at 10k subs and is premiering his first ever reaction to Frank Ocean in about 25 minutes. Would mean a lot if your checked it out and gave him a sub. He deserves it. youtu.be/4z23pRMDyYU?...