oh my god, ( please. * ) you’re lucky i’m letting you.

“hope for the best, but prepare for the worst” but it’s prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst

it’s so hard! miserable, even.

i wish someone told me how hard foundation matching would be if i was purple

what.

i’d give you your own but i gotta be honest, i’m awful selfish. [ digging through her bag, drawing a carton, offering it. ] i’ve been real stressed lately.

i’ll only shoot you if you eat him, asshole.

he’s already not the same!

if it’s my man i’m gonna shoot you again.

I’M PISSED AT THE BIG DRAGON.

i wish that STUPID FUCKING DRAGON WOULD FUCK OFF.

this is the worst my life has ever been. do you understand how hard that is. i’m going to freak the fuck out.

c’mere, baby. we can share one.

you RUINED MY WIG. try styling a wig, asshole.

well i’m not?

i wish my husband remembered me so i could ask for help with the wig replacement

am i supposed to be happy you fucked up my wig.

it’s hard to be grateful when i dedicated HOURS to styling it. sure, i guess i’m grateful i’m alive.

meowmeowmeowmeow

you fucked up my wig . . .

ugh. fine.

. . . i suppose i’d have no choice but to live.

for you, it’s nothing.

[ SWATTING AND PUNCHING. ]

i’ll protect him actually

small price to pay.

[ SHRIEKING. ] LIKE HELL YOU WILL.

but it’s you

i can’t believe i’m about to offer myself to a dragon for a MAN.

hm. interesting.

haven’t i shot you before?

well, i think in the common law sense . . .

i’m positive.

i don’t think we have the same idea, though.

it’s not his fault.

i could try.

i won’t destroy him, i love him?

he did once.

what do you do when your lover literally doesn’t recognize you

MY BABY. [ scampering. ]

where is my MAN.

still purple by the way

one hundred cigarettes……

this fucking guy

“ah, you don’t have to pay me a thing. i’m just glad i helped lazarus more than anything. i am really proud of that shot.” a small chuckle. “thank you, though.”

i’m having thoughts

southern california. she lived pretty close to the border for a while. learned it that way.

lo siento, pero no habla español, cariño. my mama did, a bit. she taught me that ‘cause she realized it was hopeless teaching me.

ahora babylon. no need to be so formal, sweetheart.