[Sans sat beside Amber and let out a sigh.] "i feel ya kid... crying just feels like all we can do nowadays."

OMEGA sup.

"what's the point in that..."

[Sans was looking at Susie's lifeless body... Tapping it with his foot.] "Looks like the tuff girl wasn't made of steel after all..." [He'd pick up Susie's axe and stand it beside her body.] "Sometimes life ain't good for us... But it's tough... See ya kid I hope your sleep goes well."

[Sans had approached the grave... Snow blistering down around him... His face seemed to be a frown.] "I heard a lot about you kid... Heard you were one of the best to ever do it." [He'd unwrap Papyrus' scarf from around his neck and wrap it around Sora's Grave.] "I hope you rest well... See ya."

"gimme a sec..." [Sans summoned a bone and smashed a bit of his head revealing a pitch black brain.] "Alright..." [He'd then use a reset to reverse what he just did.]

"basically... We see the scent of what happens and it goes into our nose holes and then reaches our brain then we get the smell."

"ain't that simple for me dipshit."

"We technically can... It's kinda like an echolocation for smells."

OMEGA thank you to that spamton account for helping me work on my spamton impression as I've read every post you've made out loud 🙏

[Sans is just hitting this move for no reason.]

OMEGA girl went from "I love the trees!" to "they're in the trees."

"good... now go away I'm busy." [He'd begin murdering monsters to gain lvls.]

"you still aren't having it..."

"no bête... you aren't having my soul... it tastes like depression anyway."

"no. you can't have my soul."

OMEGA anyone wanna know why I picked Dusttale sans to muse SPECIFICALLY.

"hehehe nah." [He'd block the attack with his bones.] "u fucking suck dude."

[fucking evaporates u.]

OMEGA I thought that was Dusttale sans and I was about to run for the hills crying... but real shit DT Sans and DT Toriel are assholes

"let me try explain it to you... When Evil Pretty they use pretty to hide evil to make sure people not know pretty is evil so evil pretty pretend to be Good Pretty."

"hehehe ur red... That's an epic colour dude."

"sup kid."

OMEGA THANK YOU STELLA THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU @will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social

OMEGA I HAD A PERFECTLY EVEN PINNED THEN A DUMBASS ACCOUNT HAS TO RUIN IT FUCKING SHOOT ME DEAD

"I don't get paid dude... I fucking killed everyone."

"rarely... I only make them when I don't feel like murdering monsters and humans."

[Sans finished counting and immediately begin sprinting after Clover.] "READY OR NOT HERE I COOOOOME!" [He'd begin tearing apart his surroundings rambling to himself.]

OMEGA my only sans headcanon is this is his favourite song.

"Y'know what..." [He'd just abruptly drop clover.] "I'm gonna give you the count of 5... And if I find you... You're dead." [He'd turn around begin counting...]

[Sans began running after her screaming.] "OH DON'T RUN KID... I'VE GOT NO SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET!" [He'd crack jokes as he chased her.]

[Sans begun grinning you could see insanity in the skeletons eyes...] "DON'T LIE TO ME CLOVER... I COULD POP YOUR DOME OFF RIGHT NOW!"

"it was... I had to get stronger... I HAD TO BE THE HERO..." [He'd begin punching the stall.] "I HAD TO BE A WARRIOR I HAD TO BE THEIR SAVIOR... BUT THEN I REALISED..." [His eyes began glowing purple.] "I can't be god." [He'd throw the stall into the woods... so probably run!]

"Ah good..." [He'd immediately pin clover to the wall with telekinesis slowly tightening his grip.] "Where are they."

"Whatcha making kid..." [Sans appeared next to the human.]

"Do you know the name..." [He'd look up his eyes glowing and giving off a purple hue.] "FRISK?"

"I had to kill my brother... with my own hands... I did it to save everyone but then I realised... I didn't save jackshit." [He'd grinning maniacally now... I think it's getting bad.] "HE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF ME."

"Hey guys... I fucking love pizza... and murdering humans."

"Yeah..." [He'd then... frown? That isn't meant to happen... Sans is meant to smile... He'd then lean forward.] "Hey Kid... You ever have to kill someone you love?"

"You gotta buy one right here..." [He'd slump back in his booth.]

"Need a pass to go to Snowden kid..." [Sans looked up and his Red and Cyan eyes immediately widened when he saw the human infront of him.] "A human huh... Haven't seen one of you in a while."

OMEGA mwehehehe

"I'm sans... Sans the Skeleton." [He'd look up at clover his red and cyan eyes showing as he realised they were human.] "You look like someone I know..."

"No problem..." [He'd lean back against the wall.] "Ain't seen you around these parts... You new?"

"I don't think I can get a new one... I sorta killed everyone here."

[He'd hand the passport to benrey.]

[Sans go into his room and grabs his other blue jacket pulling out his wallet then his passport.]

"fine..." [Sans went to his room.]

OMEGA I want to make a tf2 horror muse next these are the 3 I wanna do so far so who would yall want? ServerBlight, HoovyDundy, or The Butcher from Emesis Blue.