Goose What a fat lie

[ EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES IN THE DISTANCE ] [ JET IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION ]

Goose Mark your calendar, CW Grand Prix Christmas edition !!!

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐈𝐈

“ Just like that… Sonic the hedgehog has.. WON THE GRAND PRIX ..! “

THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY.. I DONT THINK I CAN EVEN EXPLAIN THIS.. PUNCHES AND JABS BEING THROWN??? BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED ..! #CWGRANDPRIX

That fucking goop that I hate

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃

“ BY THE WAY ITS AT E-STADIUM !!! “

“ HERE WE GO ..! TODAY WE HAVE, OUR FINAL RACE ..! GEAR UP AND STAY GLUED TO THE SCREEN, BECAUSE IM SURE ITS GOING TO BE ANOTHER AMAZING GO AROUND ..! 3.. 2… 1…… 𝐆𝐎 ..!! “ #CWGRANDPRIX

Goose I shall start soon, just waiting for some people. Plus I need to get some reply’s out.

“ APOLOGIES !! The writer is sick, and can’t spell for the life of him! “

“ Jet the Hawk is allowed on his external gear, this final race. … ANYWAY THE FINAL RACE IS UPON US ..! “

“ The announcement today.. The race will start tomorrow! For now, it is open for everyone to celebrate and enjoy themselves! Food, Games, and even a panel featuring Sonic where people can ask him question about the race! “ #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐈

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃

“ Everybody super sonic racing .. 3.. 2.. 1.. GO ..!!!!!! “ #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Goose Let me finish this Transformed race then we’ll start.

“ Ahem all racer’s to position, and prepare to warp ..! The race is about to start ..! “ #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

// Reason it’s minor, is because of the medical staff using something special. If Jet had two major injuries, he wouldn’t be allowed to race period.

Green-blue: Minor Injury Red: Major Injury.

[ After much evaluation, it is via medical staff that it’s determined Jet will be racing in a car this next race. Then if he qualifies, he will be allowed to race in his gear .. ]

[ The medical staff let him go, yet still usher him to the medical building. A full check-up will be done, to determine whether he will have to be in a car this race or if he’s good to be in a gear. ]

[ The medical staff grabs the hawk, and drags him to the medical tent. ]

“ Hello everyone, today we shall have an intermission as we get the next track ready! So racer’s who need check up, or who want to tune their gear? Go for it!

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

“ No worries my boy! We’ll have you patched up and ready for next race, but you might have to.. drive a care this next race. Due to your injuries, but if you are fine to get on the Gear again we’ll let you! “

ALL INJURED RACER’S PLEASE HEAD TO THE MEDICAL TENTS !! ( Cough cough Jet and Frost cough cough. )

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

Goose I’m actually glad, people are enjoying this so far. Because we have two more races, with the next race being a final qualifier.. Top 12 move on to crown the champion.

“ … Focusing on Sonic, as we will be sending something to help one of our contestants ..! “

“ Oh no they will be getting strikes! One more and they are disqualified..! “

“ Well it’s not in the rules ! If the bomb was close to connecting, it would have been transported away! Keeping all racers safe! “

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 #𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Goose Literally perfect time for my discord to break..

❯ “ Hello everyone! Today we are gathered for the race of a lifetime! With competitors from all across the multiverse, I as the race organizer am happy to announce the races shall be starting ..! “ 〖 With the click of a button, the racer’s all appeared. ◈

[The Kremling King has joined the Crosswords race!] [Temporary event pin]

HELLO EVERYBODY! I have come to announce, the first annual Crossworlds Grand Prix! Anyone who likes this post is invited, at least before we reach the 24 person limit! I believe, everyone who wishes to join the best of luck! And we shall go over, how things will be going! +

HELLO EVERYBODY! I have come to announce, the first annual Crossworlds Grand Prix! Anyone who likes this post is invited, at least before we reach the 24 person limit! I believe, everyone who wishes to join the best of luck! And we shall go over, how things will be going! +

“ Very true! But if Zazz does try anything? We have PLENTY of people who can deal with him. “

“ I will say, yes BUT it’s wonderful competition! I mean we already have some insane people on the track no? We have Eggman, who is so close to insanity.. and well a person in a prominent Japanese Yakuza. “

Goose FLIPPED !!!

𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐍 ..!

Goose Btw this is what the soul sounds like, bc that shit is kinda funny to me.