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We truly are living in the dumbest timeline

When insomnia hits its nice to text your son who works midnights!

And the most pathetic and disgusting part is that they would.

The art of the kneel.

What absolute off the charts bullshit will Trump do this weekend?

What would happen if I said "youre a very stupid person" to a fellow coworker?

As a reminder... #comeyindictmentisbullshit

#bestweekendallyear Kentucky 3 Day Event (Rolex).

Raise your hand if you think its fake. 🙋‍♀️

Yawn.

This is how much they value women's sports. One team member literally has to poke her head around the guy

Wow!! Virginia!

How long before the Patel suit is dropped(

Was it worth it doordash?

Hey weather channel app...when im looking at the radar to see when the severe weather is going to hit, I dont want to see a 5 second ad for Home Depot

Republicans: how much more stupid are you gonna let this president make you look?

Has Trump whined about the Hungarian election being rigged?

Next stop....putting the Republicans

It looks like Trump may have poked the wrong bear.

Remember how embarrassing it was when Michelle Obama had to stand behind the presidential seal and tell everyone she didnt know a child molester?

Are we great yet? Cuz im mortified.

Republicans: remember this chaos when you lose bigly in November. It shouldn't be any mystery why Americans are fed up.

That ceasefire lasted less than one Scaramucci

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Did I just hear they're suggesting Turkey said they need to postpone 2 weeks? Yeah, sure....Turkey negotiated for "2 more weeks."

In case anyone cares, I'm not laughing.

Why is Vance simping for Orbon?

If he’d threaten to murder an entire civilization, you can be pretty sure he raped those kids.

Happy War Crimes Day to all that celebrate! 💣💣💣

So wait....is he at Walter Reed?

I saw the video of Tiger Woods arrest. That pompous ass walking back and forth on his phone, then declaring smuggly 'I was just in the phone with the president.' WTF is Donny DumbNutz gonna do for you?

Everyone thinks Trump is doing this shit for his legacy. Believe me, he will have a legacy. Just not the kind he thinks.

All of this shit cuz he diddled underage girls.

Putting the current leader’s name and image on everything is an authoritarian move, designed to make them seem more present, more powerful, more invincible than they are. It is a betrayal of American democracy, where power belongs to the people. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Just say the quiet part out loud...

My government is at war, and I can't trust a single word it says about anything. Not because of politics or ideology but because every single statement coming out of this White House about this war is immediately debunked by the key international actors it claims to cite.

If you plan on flying anywhere, pack your patience. ✈️

View at dinner last night

Who has cookies?

All of this hockey bullshit could have been avoided if Patel stayed his ass out of the locker room

Between women being ignored over the Epstein files and the punchline over the USA hockey team, it feels like something is about to give. A light has been shed on the cockroaches

Canadian Hockey team having their Surya Bonely moment

I dont think this tariff presser is going in the Republicans favor.

I can't think of a more insufferable pr!ck than the one in the WH right now

I love seeing someone from my small, conservative town complain that the kids staged a protest against ICE and they are getting absolutely pummeled in the comments. I guess I didn't realize how many other blue people lived there!! 💙💙

How that mother fucker still has more than a 5% approval rating is beyond me.

Anyone not in the USA on my timeline? What does this look like outside the US right now?

To the rest of the world...sorry