@stephaniemiller.bsky.social He only ends wars by losing them.

Alge's probably polling higher.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Less than 2 decades on from a SCOTUS ruling that made money = speech and an unsettling number of our fellow Americans are proudly flying flags and displaying bumper stickers in celebration of a pathological, felon who, very likely, raped children. #EndCitizensUnited

@hartmannreport.com Great call, Tim at 1451hrs (eastern)

I love how he keeps writing the best campaign ads... for the Democratic Party! Coming Soon: 🌊

Nice to see him actually earn something, instead of just stealing it, for a change.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social So, just to recap: "Dems disguised themselves as Republicans to attack the U.S. Capitol" and overturn an election they'd just won but, since they were apparently . . . checks notes "antifa" , Biden "persecuted" them, then Trump pardoned them and is now paying them off?

I'd suggest that republicultists try not running criminals for office, but they did manage to get one into the Oval Office 🫤

Imagine how much healthier our nation could be 🤔 Massive veggie burger consumption; lower cholesterol and incidents of heart disease; lower BMI's and health insurance costs. These guys might really be onto something here!

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social His magat minions like to praise him as a "great businessman" but let's be honest. Lying one's way into the Presidency, abusing the powers of that office to enrich one's self, while leaving the economy in shambles for millions, really sounds more like a parasite.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Hey #maga - Remember this little game? Remember how much fun you had, blaming high gas prices on the guy who *DIDN'T* start a war in the place where the oil comes from?

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Attention 2020 Biden voters who sat out 2024 - hair Twittler giving our tax dollars to his J6 goons isn't just him rewarding lawless traitors. No, he's also telling us we're powerless against him because that's what you chose for all of US when you chose to stay home.

Gonna go out on a limb here and suppose that cutting PBS funding probably won't do a lot to narrow this gap 🤔

Hey magats! Remember how much fun you had, putting stickers on gas pumps, a few years back?

Kegsbreath and hair Twittler are arguably doing more damage to our nation than they are doing to Iran's military.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social If the DOJ the orange STAIN runs settles the lawsuit he filed, against the government he also runs, without even going to court, it will be like him just reaching into every tax payer's pocket and pulling out $35, whether they were stupid enough to vote for him or not.

Had a good time on E*Trade yesterday for two reasons. 1) Because my portfolio, modest though it may be, was doing great. 2) Because I wasn't stupid enough to send Capt. BULL$#!+ 500 bucks for a used, fake gold plated phone, no one's ever gonna get, so I was actually able to check my account.

"Hi everybody. Like the orange traitor in the White House I probably couldn't meet the physical fitness standards for active duty service in today's military. But that's ok because I still get paid by your tax dollars to grope veterans who want to *gasp" fly on an airplane."

"Gulf of America" how cute. Way to forever tie your own legacy to that of a child rapist who lied his way into the White House *TWICE* and used the office to steal from We the People while enriching himself and his wealthy donors.

John Roberts, Sam Alito, and Clarence Thomas won't know what anyone says about them when they're gone, nor will they care. But they damn-sure know how well their corruption's paying while they're still here. #expandthecourt

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social It would be nice if @fetterman.senate.gov was as concerned about representing the best interests of We the People as he seems to be about building his brand with republicultists 🫤

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Dick Cheney: "Deficits don't matter." Donald Trump: "Hold my underage rape victim."

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social The damage SCOTUS has done to We the People, with this VRA ruling will be measured by millions AND generations of us - not just the minorities initially denied fair representation, but everyone else who will suffer by unchecked, right-wing rule 😕

#ImpeachmentNOW #EndCitizensUnited

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @msignorile.bsky.social @johnfugelsang.bsky.social I knew it was coming up but, when I put this shirt on this AM, I didn't know today would be the day. FU SCOTUS and to all those bro-casters that got gullible, young, men of color to vote for their own demise - FU2

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social NEWS FLASH: Palm Beach set to rename airport for a twice-impeached child rapist with an approval rating to match his number of felony convictions. Congratulations Ft. Lauderdale Airport for the impending increase in your volume of traffic.

🎃 treats the Emoluments Clause and anti-corruption laws as if they were a 14 year old girl. #ImpeachmentNOW

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social It's starting to feel like: A) They know the midterms are lost. or B) They know hair Twittler's gonna screw with the midterms. Either way, they're gonna be as belligerent and gaslight, wreak havoc & steal as much as possible over the next 8 months to 20 years.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @johnfugelsang.bsky.social Jeanine Pyro is torching the US Attorneys Office in DC like drunk uncle without the Y chromosome.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Mornin' everybody 🤞🍔🤞🍔🤞🎃⌛️🤞

Surreal

One bag of groceries and a 12-pack of pop - $89, WITH my Safeway Club discount-a-ma-hicky. #Trumpeffect

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social - comes downstairs - clicks on TV - "nope, not yet 🫤" - makes breakfast

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Sooo yeah, gonna tippy toe out on a limb here and suggest that war crimes might just constitute . . . oh, what's it called again . . . "High Crimes and Misdemeanors". Anyway, See y'at the polls . . .

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Just a preemptive "GFY" to all the the republicultist hypocrites, who'll no doubt be trying to blame us for the Iranian terrorist threats we're about to face for the next couple of decades.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social It's 2011: Someone taps you on the shoulder and tells you that the next Republican to sit in the Oval Office will actually make THIS guy sound semi-intelligent. Unfortunately, you happen to be drinking red wine in a white blouse. www.c-span.org/clip/qa/user...

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Most of the magats probably know he wasn't actually shot. Many of them probably know ear cartilage doesn't grow back. And yet they still went out in public with gd maxipads on the sides of their heads, because it felt like they were "owning" somebody. #itsacult

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Wow! Can you believe all these prominent Dems making excuses for Eric Swalwell and attacking his victims?! I mean, like . . . Okay, there's . . . Well, what about . . . ? Okay, nevermind.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @johnfugelsang.bsky.social Just because hair Twittler has made hypocrisy and projection banal, doesn't mean we have let him normalize them. #25thAmendmentNOW #EndCitizensUnited

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social If @kamalaharris.com was President, the government of We the People could be funding Healthcare and building renewable energy plants, instead of funding masked goon squads and building concentration camps.

Sooo, the parachutes are lifting the capsule?

@schiff.senate.gov @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @johnfugelsang.bsky.social I grew up watching shows like Sesame Street, Cosmos, and NOVA in PBS. Connections, with Richard Burke was how I came to understand the speed of light and its effects on time and matter. It wrong to cut funding for this.

Soooo, this is what . . . checks notes . . . "respected around the world, again" looks & sounds like?

Pedos

Two week cease-fire? Plenty of time to get back to the Epstein files.

Is he still . . . ? Oh, he is?😕 Alright, going back to bed.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Be sure to stand by for the next rambling, incoherent "speech" about how respected we are, around the world, again 🙄