We’re at a teacher/ art store. I’m having intense homeschooled elementary school flashbacks (positive). Luke is searching for the best bit he can do with motivational posters.

Sleep was the plan. The reality is Looking at reviews of 13 year eyeliner holiday sets and getting choked up. No idea where or how the plan failed.

Do I listen to my husband’s One Piece podcast? No ( but you should) Do I text him every thing related to One Piece I happen access in the wild, like a great aunt who knew you were big into orca’s when you were 5? Of course I do.

We just finished the Friends rewatch and truly the biggest takeaway is everyone on TV in the mid 2000’s really should have just gone to Paris.

Family connection means screen recording your sister’s doggy daycare videos that feature her dog and then texting those videos to your parents.

Luke had never seen Friends so we’re currently working our way through the series. Prior to starting he somehow believed Ross was the “ best friend”. Watching him shed that belief and develop an appropriate deep dislike for Ross has been my favorite part of the rewatch.

I have committed the sins of visiting my sister and wanting to sit of the couch. Birdie strongly objects to my actions and demands an apology.

We finally put up a second spice rack today. Now all the spices are off the top of the island and I’m pretty sure I’m now invincible.

Watching the Santa clause movies is more fun when you’re actively rooting against Timm Allan

@janinejuliet.bsky.social Happy Happy Birthday Janine!!!!

The plan was to get everything set up this evening to make the thanksgiving dish in the AM something I just needed to throw together. I did not follow the plan.

Going to Costco at 6pm on a Monday with my dad. It fully feels like he’s waking me up at like 3am and expecting me to get in the car for a roadtrip.

Came to the realization today that I don’t really enjoy the song Chop Suey! I’ve just been enjoying people doing overdramatized imitations of it this whole time.

for a few minutes I felt like I could discern shapes from across the room too well and truly went into a spiral of not knowing if I still had my contacts in or not. Then I moved my phone 12 inches from my face, couldn’t read a single word. Mystery solved.

I’m waiting on an oil change and there seems to be an hgtv show solely about renovating bedroom nooks?!? The word nook is starting to sound like it’s not a word…

Luke is explaining that there are people who don’t enjoy Mama Mia! And I am explaining that some people have wrong opinions and zero joy in their lives.

I was conned into watching the entirety of Madam Webb.

I have discovered a white noise app that lets you layer with other audio and I cannot express how much that has improved my morning.

having a fully normal Wednesday and all operations are totally functional…

I’m just now learning that Luke knows how to play poker!?!

It’s been a confusing couple days as it’s hard to tell when scrolling if the discourse is about Al or AI

Friday is the day that Mama Mia! tickets go on sale for Cincinnati. After 10am this will be my full personality until September

My path: girl with Laura Ashley dollhouse to adult picking out countertops and bathroom finishes for a house we have like a 3% chance of building eventually.

I thought that when a song ended on a cassette while you were driving, it would go on to play in the car behind you. That’s why the song ended so the next person could listen to it.

Professional emails sent in comic sans still make me cackle.

PFT x Olivia Rodrigo was the crossover I didn’t know I needed

When the shoes touch the portal will open.

We’ve started watching Lower Decks and I just listed my existing trek knowledge and it is just a list of names.

In case anyone was not aware Mama Mia! has begun a 25th anniversary tour. Everyone deserves a nice musical theater treat and should go see it.

Welp it’s Thursday time to obsess over real estate listings from a different part of Ohio and bombard Luke with them…

A very happy “cringe social media posts by brands” day to all.

Yesterday: 2 clueless Americans walk into a seemingly open coffee shop in Ontario on Good Friday. graciously provided with mediocre coffee from a proprietor who informs they’re not really open. After chatting w/ the other 2 patrons get sent on a walking tour to find the supposed Superman connection

Highly recommend a) going to see a concert with your sibling especially if said sibling is a much bigger fan of the artist. The joy of watching my sisters face at a Teagan and Sara concert was just the biggest delight b) seated concerts after 30.

Oh no I am the target audience for Wonka.

Every article on girl scout cookie dupes fails to mention to original dupe that is every cookie made by ABC bakers. Everything not Little Brownie is a scam

My favorite internet evolution is the last year is one of the most well respected makeup bloggers/ reviewers being very open about losing passion for makeup over the past few years after posting makeup reviews for a decade and a half. And now just sharing the litters of newborn puppies she fosters.

repost for better luck next year

No I want the novelization of this.

I’ve discovered the Macklemore song that will inevitably become an ear worm for the next year. The curse continues.

When I asked Luke why I couldn’t teleport upstairs into bed he went STRAIGHT for the jugular and told me “you invested all your experience points in a masters degree.” This is the most hurtful thing this man has ever said to me.

Luke’s first high tea

Luke has reminded me I am garbage and my true answer to this would result in pitchfork’s aimed at me.

If you’re suffering from a sinus headache just smack your finger onto a door really hard. The shooting pain in your finger will help you overcome the throbbing sinus pain.

Luke ignored me and proceeded upstairs when I ~very earnestly~ shared with my dismay that we had missed labor Dave

The Afterparty season 2 is a great time and as someone who is NOT a movie person it’s honestly a great way to force myself to see different genres

I said this in a bid to disrupt a bit Luke was doing but I stand by it. What is dry cat food if not cereal for cats?

Last week there was an hvac company that was sent to fix the sensors and make sure all the vents in my office were open. We now are all freezing and I deeply regret not scarring the repair man away with angry bird noises before everything was “ fixed”

So happy to be able to once again be able compile lists of “ ask Luke what this is and/ or why are ppl mad about it” again. pop culture at its finest.

I hope the guy in the car who I mistook for my dad this morning (same car and license plate starting letters coming out of my parents neighborhood) who I proceeded to wave wildly at for WAY to long before realizing my error is having a a great day.

Hello friends. I have missed you all. Happy to resume the shitposts.