The Slippery Fuck - Addictive Lotion Paradise

today i was mistaken for 日系 nikkei

the deliveryman actually said おおきに... i think that's the first time i've heard that in a natural context

today, learning the japanese words 白金（しろがね） and 黒金（くろがね） made me realize that the reason why in chinese we call gold 黃金 isn't just to be redundant ("yellow gold") it's because back before 金 meant gold specifically it meant only metal, so 黃金 is specifically "yellow metal"

it's nice that the drug store in the area has a sign prohibiting customers from yelling at, threatening, or attacking store employees. it's crazy to me that in contrast, that kinda behaviour is normal in the usa, acceptable even

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first day of a new year is for preparing a new yearly ledger for this year's finances

絵チャで柊かがみを描きました!!

i've discovered that proper warming up is necessary before playing rhythm games because it's legitimate physical exertion

These Men Go Wild for Dicks

we're on reiwa year 7 and people are still doing spotify wrapped?

I Decided To Check In To This Hospital As A Patient, Because I Heard That It's Full Of Beautiful Mature Woman Nurses Who Will Let You Fuck Them Highlights

its so funny when a kid who's really into american culture asks me if i do marijuana, cocaine, and heroin, like what makes you think ill say yes. we're at school

個人的におどろいた同じ声

4 Hours of Hyper Digital Mosaic Handjobs! 2

Thought about this video again

Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day

I Was Seduced By A College Girl...

馬喰町駅、カラーコーン過剰に並べてあって圧がある。調べたら結構前からあって、有名なんだね。ほほお。

"Hey, Let's Have Sex!" Every Man Wants To Hear Those Words At Least Once In Their Life!! The Greatest Sexual Situation With The Ultimate Girl In A Fully Satisfying Special

Yuri 2

i dunno why it never occurred to me that "shota" is not a contraction of "shotaro" cause the "taro" is 太郎 "eldest son", so it's like a singular chunk of meaning that is NOT shared in the name "shota"

magic maid teto

Reze doodle #chainsawman #チェンソーマン

the chainsawman movie was p good. i never actually read nor watched chainsawman before tho but i feel like i got to know denji's character p well

Ai

bunny nun got you commission for @binaners.bsky.social

it's so weird to me when peoples' only contact with an imperial chinese setting is apothecary diaries, but i guess a lot of chinese period dramas aren't exactly localised for an international audience. but it's like man that one isn't even by a chinese author

Oh my god I'm not making this up. Cygames just revoked Fine Motion's irish royalty status and is rewriting EVERY mention of it umamusume.jp/news/detail?...

Hollow Knight: Silksong

Old Scythe model I did for @dizzyspellss.bsky.social

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Girl Wearing Cat Ears And A Strap-On Has Her Way With All Sorts Of Men -They Love Anal-

Getting a Bulging Boner at a Real Foot Massage Place

ポケ擬デンリュウちゃん⚡️

ys 2 innovating this incredible feature where you can turn into a monster and talk to them about how you are a horrible murderer

summer pica look at her, she's so happy

so the funny thing about chinese is that since the writing system is purely logographic, you can be really familiar with certain words but never actually knowing what the characters look like just today i learned that garlic chives are written as 韭菜, and not 酒菜 like i always thought

i still find it really amusing that on western social media people will react to an image of an anime girl doing literally anything like "um this is really sexual because etc etc" while on misskey even images of anime girls with huge tits posing sexily will get a bunch of reacts like "kawaii!!!"

got hammered last night and woke up covered in bruises this morning

there's gonna be so much underage drinking at the function tonight

I Called A Female Escort And While We Were Fucking I Realized She Was My Friend's Wife... Miko Hinamori

tbh it's kinda funny seeing people be like "i can't believe this is happening to our niche webcomic" like homestuck is not niche lmao it was fucking unavoidable back in the days. even people who didn't wanna know about it knew about it, both offline and on

cleaning products, while an essential component to purification rituals, are themselves ritually impure, so one must purify their hands with ablution of their profane taint, especially before performing sacred acts, such as eating food or masturbation, lest their unclean influence renders one ill

Documentary Of A Married Woman Trying To Stop Herself From Cumming

goth girl and her duck AF attack on @thescarletdevil.bsky.social !!

I tried Many Asses...And Now I Have My Personal ASS! Minimum Mosaic Ass Job!

Country MILFs - Eight Hour Special