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i dunno why it never occurred to me that "shota" is not a contraction of "shotaro" cause the "taro" is 太郎 "eldest son", so it's like a singular chunk of meaning that is NOT shared in the name "shota"

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the chainsawman movie was p good. i never actually read nor watched chainsawman before tho but i feel like i got to know denji's character p well

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it's so weird to me when peoples' only contact with an imperial chinese setting is apothecary diaries, but i guess a lot of chinese period dramas aren't exactly localised for an international audience. but it's like man that one isn't even by a chinese author

Oh my god I'm not making this up. Cygames just revoked Fine Motion's irish royalty status and is rewriting EVERY mention of it umamusume.jp/news/detail?...

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ys 2 innovating this incredible feature where you can turn into a monster and talk to them about how you are a horrible murderer

summer pica look at her, she's so happy

so the funny thing about chinese is that since the writing system is purely logographic, you can be really familiar with certain words but never actually knowing what the characters look like just today i learned that garlic chives are written as 韭菜, and not 酒菜 like i always thought

i still find it really amusing that on western social media people will react to an image of an anime girl doing literally anything like "um this is really sexual because etc etc" while on misskey even images of anime girls with huge tits posing sexily will get a bunch of reacts like "kawaii!!!"

got hammered last night and woke up covered in bruises this morning

there's gonna be so much underage drinking at the function tonight

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tbh it's kinda funny seeing people be like "i can't believe this is happening to our niche webcomic" like homestuck is not niche lmao it was fucking unavoidable back in the days. even people who didn't wanna know about it knew about it, both offline and on

cleaning products, while an essential component to purification rituals, are themselves ritually impure, so one must purify their hands with ablution of their profane taint, especially before performing sacred acts, such as eating food or masturbation, lest their unclean influence renders one ill

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one thing that people who don't natively speak a language that uses the chinese writing system will never understand is how confusing it can be to learn another language that also uses the chinese writing system, because the nature of logograms is that they represent meaning rather than sounds,

i like the japanese phoneme 'yu' cause you dont really hear it much at all in english ('you' is more like 'yuu'). its always really pleasing to hear 言った pronounced as ゆった

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i wonder if japanese people going to america are ever surprised by how american grocery store cashiers just kinda fling your shit across the conveyor belt shattering them into a million pieces instead of gingerly arranging them in your basket all tetris-style

the price of rice has finally gone down, albeit by just a bit

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maybe it's cause i associate 豐 with 豐富 and the mental imagery of a bountiful harvest with a wide variety of food that the term for breast augmentation 豐胸 in chinese or 豊胸 in japanese is kind of amusing to me bountiful boobs...

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deltarune spoilers but i have to be honest i didn't really like tenna at all. he's too much of a 2013 tumblr sexyman yandere that it's actually a p big turnoff

im always so amused when i encounter japanese kanji of japanese origins. like i see 峠 and im just like that cant be a chinese word. i aint never seen that. and i look it up and surely enough its of japanese construction

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i wonder if i'm desperate enough yet that i'll try making chinese medicinal soup if it means curing this migraine. then again i have no idea where i'd even get ingredients like 枸杞 here in japan

大: big 小: small 中: medium 大便: poop 小便: pee 中便: !?

don'tcha just love the human ability to touch really hot things for a brief period of time before the heat signal travels up your nerves

i find that 教頭 is a much better descriptor of the job position than "vice principal" cause it actually communicates what you're the head of. the term "vice principal" just communicates that you're somebody's deputy

maybe it's a matter of palate but i actually prefer taiwanese instant ramen over japanese instant ramen

it seems like the japanese term for language varieties is called 言語変種, which from a chinese perspective i find really funny cause 變種 in chinese means like biological mutation, so i just think of like resident evil monsters if youre curious, language varieties in chinese is called 變體, not 變種

this is the post this app always opens up to for some reason