“And who exactly are you?”

“. . .” “I’m a Rito.”

“Who in Hylia’s name are you calling bird?”

<— Your average Link hater. 👍

R00🌪️ The Lindzey Afton account or whatever the fuck. Has been trying to follow a lot of my accounts recently. It’s annoying as fuck.

I'll stay until the end and • Watch it 𝚐𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 in flames Yeah— Maybe the path is 𝐆 𝐎 𝐑 𝐘

“And everyone wonders why I can’t stand that pathetic knight.”

Slow turn. “Absolutely not. Shoo, you oversized furball.”

“At least Link isn’t here. My day is already instantly better.”

Probably giving someone a judgmental stare. Who knows.

“Everytime I come back there’s always a new Link just SPAWNING.”

“I have returned. Unfortunately for you all I’m sure.”

Roo🌪️ Sorry to the people that see my Revali posts out of context. No he’s not a perv. The boob posts are for giggles. 💀🫶

“Anyhow.. Back to another important topic. Free the boobs.”

(Taps the sign)

Roo🌪️ Hey. So. Let’s not be transphobic or homophobic in general. It’s fr not hard to respect people. If you can’t even do that, you should get off of this app and the internet in general. 🫶

Roo🌪️ This is out of character for my Revali. But, it’s funny, plus he’s bisexual for my portrayal. 😭

“But, why?”

“Free the boobs. The Zora do it all the time, so why can’t everyone else?”

Roo🌪️ I don’t even know what’s going on but I’m dead.

“Man boobs are boobs too.”

“excuse me?”

“Pussy.”/j

Roo🌪️ Overwatch give me a Revali Freja skin and my life is yours.

“Hmm.. What should I try today?”

“Don’t tell me that banana obsessed freak is back. Did he not learn his lesson last time?”

“Hmm.. Personally, I enjoy anything with fish. Is there something that interests you?”

Roo When it comes to TOTK portrayals of the Champions. I have my own hc’s for Revali and Mipha. 👍

“Hmm.. Well, strange floating islands appeared. A never ending blizzard happened to Rito Village.. Chasms that led to The Depths.. I believe the Gerudo dealt with a sandstorm. The Goron had some issue with rock roast.. I don’t know the specifics.” He listed, his wing to his beak.

“I see.. Then I suppose I will accompany you. You’ve happen to have caught me while I’m free.”

Revali would stare at her for a good few seconds. He then let out a sigh and shook his head. “Good. It is good to see you’re safe.”

“Of course, Princess.. Though I dearly hope you won’t be disappearing anymore.. You caused quite the distress.” He was nagging her, it was mainly to hide the fact he worried for her. He did care about her and the other Champions.

The Rito was a bit surprised at her offer. She went from insulting him to inviting him to eat with her? “I suppose I can spare a moment.. I didn’t think you were able to eat though..”

“Well, look who it is.. Back after giving all of Hyrule a scare, Princess?”

“I am well, Thank you very much… How about yourself?”

“Don’t you start with me, Fi.”

Casually watching all the chaos.

Roo🌪️ Shall I still get to these at some point?

Uses his gale and takes off. Mind the wind! 👍

“ . . . “ Uses his bow to whack the top of his head. He then walks away.

“I’m not a dog nor do I have tits. Your insults are pathetic. Someone should stick to apples.”

“Is this overgrown rodent still trying to talk to me?”

The Rito still avoids looking at Linkle. It did sound a little appealing to him, but.. Playing guitar in front of someone? Absolutely not! “It isn’t something I do in front of others, if at all.”

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐞 𝐔𝐩