Well that’s one way to get me to go to the US. Can it be after I go on a cruise or should I get the money first then get flown home later? Also. Home will totally be somewhere in southern Italy.

Foley is Good

I believe in Eddie Kingston. #AEWWinterisComing

@techconnectify.bsky.social really enjoyed this years Christmas light video. Personally I’m still super happy with my Twinkly lights and being able to customize pretty much exactly how they look. Even if I had an app.

The Dark Order got me into AEW and they are still my favourite wrestling faction.

Picking between John Silver and Serpentico is like trying to pick a favourite child.

🎶 ❄️ 🍸 🔥 🖤

I wonder WHO they felt this was going to be marketed towards. Have a small figure of Billy from Family Circus and a kid from a comic I couldn’t name with a gun to my head. (I wanted a Hagar the Horrible or a Grimm from Mother Goose and Grimm but what a weird choice to make as.. toys)

Eddie Kingston is my favourite wrestler.

If wrestling isn’t real. Explain this.

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

If Mox really wanted to take out Kyle he would reach under the ring and haul out a bag of sugar #AEWFullGear

You think Trump watched the grapefruit video?

bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked

I want a presidential Blowjob!

Thank God Hobbes has a dump truck ass. That must have sucked so bad #AEWDynamite

Once again I state that the Epstein Ballroom will be a fantastic venue for the execution of this administration to take place.

Fucking baseball man.

Come on little penguin. You can do this! #BlueJays

I’m too damn old for this shit. Come on Blue Jays. Put it away.

the British Royal Family this week

Your wrestling Mount Rushmore is whoever you want it to be. But with Terry Funk coming up behind them with a leather strap ready to make a point.

Amazing that something I could take care of in 5 minutes with a real person at Microsoft to fix my Hotmail/xbox issue is made impossible my AI bots and broken web forms.

That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.

And the Blue Jays are heading to the World Series! Great job and huge respect to the Mariners for leaving it all on the field and going all the way to 7.

Claudio and Darby. #AEWWrestledream

Fucking die.

I took a nap. Has the rapture started yet?

stfu

Would like to preemptively apologize to any witches I might know in case I have angered you in the past.

One dead in school shooting in Utah. Next in Sports the NFL season is back in full swing.

Hey! Check out the @borderlands.2k.com ad in Times Square!

We should just pretend he’s dead. If we say it often enough, we can gaslight his followers into believing it. “That’s not him, he’s dead. It’s all AI. Don’t tell me you fell for that.”

This is the most hopeful I’ve seen Americans in months.

If you see this quote reply with a game released in the year you were born. Effing children. Some of us are OLD!

You know. The more I think about it. I think if I met a hard of hearing genie that 1 foot tall piano player might actually be a decent wish.

Slightly diminish a band: …and you will know us by the trail of bread.

Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement

I think we can all agree to boo @dabryceisright.bsky.social tonight for that blown call. #AEWDynamite

Nice to have a 4 way women’s match where you would be happy no matter who won. Windsor, Skye Blue, Aminata and Starks are all great contenders #AEWDynamite

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

Why I 🧡 the web. drawafish.com Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟

South Korean advertising stays on another level

Happy Birthday @eviluno.bsky.social who is a bday twin with my Mom. You should go watch @mysterywrestling.bsky.social right now on twitch and tell him Happy Birthday (and that Psycho Mike is awesome)