Nice to see Swerve dressed up as Weird Al for his entrance tonight. #AEWDoubleorNothing

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I’m not saying that @rjcity.bsky.social should attack Foley for taking his preshow spot on Sunday.. no. I’m saying that. Get his ass.

There is still time for someone to bring a Cane Dewey sign to DoN this weekend. Just saying. #AEW

Ace Austin and Osprey just had a Compilation Tape match. That was great from both guys. But a Star Maker for Austin #AEWDynamite

Trump heard Underbaby and thought Oz was talking about him in the Epstein files again.

5/4 Blaze it.

Month change etc.

That was an insane Dynamite. Darby landing on the camera guy and production staying with that shot for all the followup was one of the best “part of the action” moments ever. #AEWDynamite

Advertise your account with a Simpsons gif.

That one little kid going Let’s go Lightning is the best thing I’ve heard in wrestling in months. Go little fan. Shout it out. @mysterywrestling.bsky.social is for everyone.

If Psycho Mike didn’t exist Cecil Nyx would be my favourite Mystery Wrestling human. #MysteryWrestling25

I didn’t know Leyla Wild before today but I’m going to pay attention in the future #MysteryWrestling

When Mst3k: The Movie released on video I convinced my local spot to get a vhs copy. A few years later I bought it. They showed me the rental history. 4 times rented. All by me.

April 20th. Blaze it.

Night 2 has had No Yeet so it’s been a pretty good night #wrestlemania

Someone get @danhausen.bsky.social a Slammy award so he can show off that he is in the WWE Hall of Fame.

So. Who we got on hand to translate Shida? #aewdynamite

I believe in Kenny Omega #AEWDynamite

Laid Back, Breaks Backs, and Welcome Back Kyle O’Reilly!! AND NEW!! #AEWDynasty

Roddy Strong using a Mfer to hit another Mfer and confirming why I love him #AEWDynasty

I feel like I need to apologize for forgetting how damn good Pac is #AEWDynasty

@jmargotcritch.bsky.social saw you guys!!!

I’ve decided that when I die I want an open casket. Bottom half.

So Melania came out and said. No no no. I wasn’t trafficked by Epstein. It was a completely different sexual predator who trafficked me.

I hear there was a sighting of @mysterywrestling.bsky.social Champion. Holder of All the Marbles and absolutely not @rjcity.bsky.social London Lightning at Collision. #AEW

I’m an unapologetic lover of barely hanging on Christian. Trying to stay mostly a good guy while absolutely not being one. #AEWDynamite

Listen. I only recommend 4 authors to people. Diane Duane, Terry Pratchett, Christopher Moore, and Joel Rosenberg. They aren’t “oh if you like x then read X” it’s straight up. You should read these authors. I love them. (Make sure you get the correct Rosenberg though)

Keep Circulating the Tapes!

Yeah Ricochet was a fucking idiot. But I don’t think he is evil, or a piece of shit. He got riled up & his mouth moved faster than his brain. He tried to apologize and the shittypants IWC pissbabies have shown exactly why he gets worked up. I’m glad that he has let them burn themselves up

I could watch Roddy Strong destroy peoples backs all day long. The man’s moveset is pure art. #AEWRevolution

Kevin Knight puts ln his mask “why does this smell like Kyle Fletchers junk?” #AEWRevolution

Takeshita is going to leave the DCF because Don forgot to order him one of those sweet jackets. #AEWRevolution

I’m here for Misticock! #AEWRevolution

I still sing “vertabreaka breaka” when someone does it. Ffs. #AEWRevolution

Gonna need that little pop up bug to show one of the thousands of “Rousey? No man. Fuck that shit” posts. #AEWRevolution

I love this band.

One of the Bucks is bleeding Oh god it’s going to be one of those nights tonight isn’t it? #aewRevolution

Dalton Castle is built like a classic LjN rubber wrestler. I mean that in a complimentary way #AEWRevolution

Happy Knife Weekend everyone! Please make sure to use a different knife from Friday the 13th to cut your Pi today. And clean it well before stabbing Caesar tomorrow.

I’m constantly in awe at how damn good that belt looks on Thekla. It’s HUGE on her but looks like it was tailored for her. Also. Handing her a mic. Brilliant move. She cuts the most unhinged promos. #AEWCollision

Israel and the US really have cornered the market on killing children in schools huh?

I want @danhausen.bsky.social to sell a mountain of shirts and toys and get to roll around in piles of money while having fun segments and at least getting a shot to show what he is capable of.

*sigh* fucking Americans.

It’s weird watching America set itself on fire and act like they planned it. I feel bad when I see headlines about the cruelty but pause and just think. Man. That really isn’t my circus or my monkeys. I gotta focus on making sure that shit doesn’t end up here.

Congratulations to the developing countries who will, in the coming weeks, be receiving an order of New England Patriots Super Bowl LX Champions shirts and hats.

The TPoosa Kid Rock Wild West Chili Cookoff and Child Auction Half Time Hoop-de-do looks like it took place on the set of Paul Daniels Magic Hour

When I am dead I would like to have all the microplastics im my corpse filtered out and used in a Mold-o-Rama to make a weinermobile.

Ham day