TIL I'm a burden on society because I don't want to put my dick in someone

What, I like trains! I can’t help it if someone else likes them more.

Don’t piss off dad

Cartoons are on, you’ve got the remote…what’re we watching?

Post your dream ride.

It's #GodzillaDay apparently. HB Godzilla is Best Godzilla. Fight me. 🎨: @phraggle.bsky.social

Thinking about her

Thinking about her

Great…guess it’s time to set up a go fund me for another suit…

Stretching the world sounds pretty great to me

I failed your November challenge on day one. Multiple times, actually.

Hopefully you're fully stocked up on candy! Happy Halloween! 🎃🦖

Oooooh, spooooopy

One day, hopefully sooner than later, I'll finally lock down my next job and start taking in an income again so I can get back to commissioning art from you assholes.

She says “boo.”

@duncanroo.bsky.social decided to go to Halloween dressed as a giant. I suppose. And he took @kygen.bsky.social with him.

Oh look, the boss in Mortal Kombat II was gonna have a size portal too!

All right kiddo, I’m back. I’ll take over from here.

I suppose it’s time to check up on my all kangaroo island and see how they’re doing.

*wiggles fingers*

If you come across this post, post your sona NOT smiling. Getting caught sucks.

Yup~

Giant doggo relationships are pretty great. Especially when they still treat you like the boss.

Uber vs Roo-ber

*eeep* I mean Duncan making all the rules… 👀💦

Quit horsing around, Hulu

Explain your OC’s power with a gif

Don't I know it. Everyone's just gotta be bigger than me...

So today is World Kangaroo Day, huh

What, I called dibs 🎨: KenCougr 🦘: @marciekangaroo.bsky.social

How about I give you 2 hands so you can really spread out~

When I ask you to give me a hand, I mean it

Most people like ginormous paws. Some people like enormous sneakers. To each their own, I guess…

You know you’re in trouble when they team up on you

Time to watch a little TV

I mean I’ve been told I’m large and in charge

Oh crap, someone should’ve told me it was gonna be a growth episode this week!! #SaturdayMorningCartoons

Surprised I haven't seen this posted yet. The final season of Solar Opposites has a Bluey spoof with a dad roo, and kid and wife.

Dang. Snag me for a buck!

I’m feeling a bit…flat

New YCH with your favorite gator or croc

What does a colum bus taste like and do I need to feed one to the dinosaur today?

Birthday gift for a very long-time friend, @duncanroo.bsky.social ! 🦘💚 I made him a bunch of stickers of HIS FACE

What’s your biggest “missed opportunity for size shenanigans”? I’ll start.

This is the kind of content I’m here for.

On my way to see the new Tron flick

Tomorrow is a great big fat dinosaur's birthday....I couldn't be the boss without this big boy sidekick. Here's just a few of my favorite pieces I commissioned over the years for him. You have my permission to spoil him rotten for the next 24ish hours. Happy birthday @macroceli.bsky.social!

You know when you get a fresh balloon from a bag, and you put it to your lips and spend a few seconds straining to force air into it...until suddenly it finally gives and then it's soooooo much easier to blow up? I bet that's a moment for that those that are into inflation.

A reminder that I am a talentless rube and any artwork I post is NOT drawn by me. I try my best to credit every piece in the ALT text but once or twice I might slip.

Working on it.