It's me, Paige!
@droppedbeanburrito.bsky.social
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23 • Just some freak trying to find some reason to keep going •
Can’t wait to get off work, chain smoke a whole pack of cigarettes and take four Benadryl to go to sleep
4 months ago
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Am I the Daisy to your Luigi or are you fuckin with me
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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SPACEBALLS 2 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
4 months ago
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I guess I forgot when you grow up that your mom doesn’t care that you threw up 😔
4 months ago
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My pants smell like FUCK
5 months ago
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A double feature movie date? What if I just show you the entirety of ‘Fleabag’ and hand you my beating heart at the end of it
5 months ago
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ROSE FUCKING TYLER???????!!!!!???!
5 months ago
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Mario Kart means sex right?
5 months ago
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Hannah Montana milk pillow
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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I don’t buy groceries unless I need Dr. Pepper
5 months ago
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I’d be making butter on it
#mrdarcy
6 months ago
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Yaknow, Gojo is kind of like Cher
6 months ago
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Keep my cigarettes in the same pocket as my inhaler what up
6 months ago
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Seth Rollins looks like my hot cousin
#trust
6 months ago
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Had a hot pocket for breakfast, who wants to have sex with me?
6 months ago
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Please for the love of god someone give me $1000
6 months ago
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Not a fan of assless chaps
6 months ago
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I need Walton Goggins like I need air to breath
6 months ago
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If I suggest Waffle House and you say “what about IHOP?” You suck
6 months ago
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7 months ago
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Alright, who up collecting they pages rn
7 months ago
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If you are wearing a belt I SHOULD NOT SEE YOUR ASS CRACK
7 months ago
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Guys Liam Payne fucking died
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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For someone who loves to talk so much you’d think I’d brush my teeth more
7 months ago
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Left pussy lip out
#jeans
7 months ago
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I think I wouldn’t be so anxious all the time if I had a British accent
7 months ago
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JAMES MARSDEN AS CYCLOPS SOMEONE PIN ME DOWN IM SEIZING
7 months ago
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Avoiding watching porn cause that means I have to start my day after
7 months ago
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Hate when I mute a porn ad and the porn starts up muted too 👎🏼 fuck is that
7 months ago
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My penis 🗣️My balls 🗣️My wiener🗣️ My tip 🗣️
7 months ago
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Someone give me $75 so I can buy 100 lego b-1 battle droids
7 months ago
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All my homies hate bitches who talk on the phone at work instead of doing their fucking jobs
7 months ago
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Sorry to the customer I just helped but you should not “start your morning with a good murder mystery”
7 months ago
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R.I.P. Car Rat 2025 😔✊🏼
7 months ago
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Honestly I probably wouldn’t know to stop a kidnapping cause I’d just be yelling to shut that kid up
7 months ago
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If you say your favorite Pokemon is Pikachu, you don’t like Pokemon, get the fuck out of my face
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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I don’t think I’ve ever had a hot meal
7 months ago
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Made my dad laugh by typing “I fucking love this place!!” Into the Chilis receipt survey
7 months ago
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Idea: what if everytime a customer asks me where the bathroom is I respond “awww peepee baby needs to pee? Awww”… thoughts?
7 months ago
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What’s weirder than being on the phone in the bathroom is when you have it turned up so loud I can hear the other person, cause now we all on the phone and I’m just trying to pee 👎🏼
8 months ago
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It's me, Paige!
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
8 months ago
When I meet an attractive man at a party and decide to sleep with him I always make it a practice to ask him if he's married the next morning.
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If there’s one thing that can get me to stop thinking about a boy it’s flooding my house. Thank you God for all your mysterious work 🫶🏼
8 months ago
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The penis is the nipple to the balls if you think about it
8 months ago
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It's me, Paige!
RCD 🔞 Commissions CLOSED
8 months ago
(Old crop of the big tentacle page cus I like this one boob smoosh)
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I can’t wait to get into a relationship so I can become the worst version of myself again
8 months ago
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