MEET YOUR PLAYERS (2/6) Player one, introducing August A.K.A. Kaptain Arby He/They @kaptainarby.bsky.social

the most irritating thing about IBS for me is not the intense need to shit your brains out, but instead the loud asf noises your body makes in preparation for said shit, regardless of where you are I'm in a quiet waiting room I DON'T NEED PEOPLE TO HEAR MY STOMACH NOISES AT 8:30AM

gang, why do I remember red bull being better than this... I downed these CONSTANTLY during a road trip a few years back and now it tastes like dookie water

Rescheduling for tomorrow night 😭 damn I was in a Minecraft mood too

I'll be going LIVE tonight @ 9:30pm EST!! Playing some hardcore Minecraft ⛏️😎 twitch.tv/kaptainarby24 #minecraft #live #twitch #gaming

life's a bitch and you're a bathtub

it's so silly but I love when dogs take a piece of food too big for their mouths and they just pause for a moment like "shit now what" and try to puzzle out where to go from there

it's 11:40 pm, someone save me my brain can't handle this

I hate the whole "don't respond too quickly to DMs or you'll look desperate" assumption. I hate notification clutter and if I clear my notifs w/o actually responding, I'll forget to respond altogether. Idgaf if I look desperate. It's either this or you don't get a response for 3 days, sorry man 🤷

made cafeteria noodles for dinner (iykyk 😋😍) I'll update on how they turned out once they've cooled down a bit

the irony of an adblocker promoting itself with countless ads is insane

Posted a new vid on my YT channel playing Fast Food Simulator! youtu.be/e4AA_cVAzpo

CANNOT wait to get this video out, it's so fucking funny imo

the downside to fixing my sleep schedule is that I now feel tired at normal times. what do you mean I'm about to pass out @ 11pm?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T EASILY STAY UP UNTIL 6AM WITHOUT FEELING AN OUNCE OF EXHAUSTION???

Recently obtained a new client and it's such deja vu interacting with her. She reminds me *so* much of a college friend, it's kinda scary

Friend: "How many times have you watched Markiplier's playthrough of The Forest?" Me: "Yes." Friend: "..." Me: 🙂

things I viewed as "rich people things" as a kid that now seem silly: - finished basements - 2+ floors - pools - large living rooms - white/cold lighting - granite countertops

and you might be like "but August, it's just a silly lil life simulation game" and you'd be right! however, it has me screaming at 3am bc my Sims won't do what I tell them to and then either die or get their kids taken from them as a result. JUST DO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU TO DO FFS 🤬

I don't get gamer rage almost ever, but damn does the Sims bring it out in me

ever since i realized i have free will, I've started eating pierogi and hot dogs with my hands and it's such a small thing but it's SO fun and weirdly enriching

made mac and cheese for dinner 😋

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Sorry for the lack of content recently! My mom's health has been bad recently and a lot of my mental and emotional energy is going toward her atm. Hoping to edit some footage and go live at least once this week

I'm totally OK with being called woke. It just means that I'm showing off my green flags. Happy to follow others with green flags. #woke

Period

some people can be so god damn manipulative, I hate humanity

oh my god is this what a bed that isn't as old as you feels like??? how have I been living?!?!

highlight of my day: just made the guys delivering my new furniture absolutely lose it bc I've got a "no weenies allowed" sign on my door 😂

if I stream tmrw or Tuesday, I'll probably have my webcam off! got new furniture coming in, so my clothes are all gonna be piled in my desk area and I'd rather not accidentally show the world my underwear in the background of stream lmaoo

If anyone needs to escape reality for a bit, I'll be streaming ARK: Survival Evolved in a few minutes, feel free to come join in 💕 twitch.tv/kaptainarby24

I'm LIVE! Playing ARK: Survival Evolved 😊🦖 twitch.tv/kaptainarby24

made my first altar for Samhain! hopefully, Shadow doesn't discover the treats 😭😂

since my external hard drive was being silly last night and we couldn't play ARK like I'd planned, who wants to see some ARK tonight??

Going LIVE tonight @ 7:30pm EDT playing some ARK: Survival Evolved 🦕🦖 Come stop by! twitch.tv/kaptainarby24

Going live tmrw night (10/30) at 7pm EDT! Gonna play some dino game 🦕 twitch.tv/kaptainarby24 #arksurvivalevolved #gaming #twitchaffiliate #twitchlivestream #live

the amount of political leaflets I've been mailed this voting season are the equivalent of a finished novel, I swear to fucking god

I'm live! Come say hi 👋 twitch.tv/kaptainarby24

and we're back! Streaming tmrw (10/26) @ 7pm EDT! Playing some 7 Days to Die in honor of spooky month 🎃👻 twitch.tv/KaptainArby24 #gaming #twitchaffiliate #streaminglive #7DaystoDie #spooktober

oh my god I'm 23 now

Wrote this as a way to work through my negative emotions right now in a healthy way. If you relate, know I get it and care 💕 TW: illusions to SI

I am in... possibly the worst mental state I've ever been in.

it's so funny that my dad thinks I was a deeply religious kid at one point. like no, I just liked the sound of the songs (didn't care about the lyrics) and was insanely competitive in sunday school 😂 if I had to memorize a Bible verse to win some candy, I was gonna have that shit down PAT

a step-relative just equated immigration to hell... the pic they used said "heaven has strict immigration laws, hell has open borders" WHAT???

ayyye guess who joined todayyy :))