Highschool flashbacks

Fuck the Rogers BJs. Can't have it 9 ways, dummies.

Why does your phone screen break only when you either forget it on the top of your car before running away from cops or when you drop it gently from 2"? Ughhh.

Who knew my dad dying would be so rough? Everyone, I bet? Saw a lot of shit I can't unsee as one of his care takers in the weeks leading up and mostly held it together as the oldest kid.. Now I just feel like I'm letting everyone down, my mom, my dad, my job, myself. Will likely delete this.

NBD. Just stress puking on the street while walking this guy.

Life: Get Absolutely Fucked.

Not too bad, not too bad.

Date night last night. 70km bike ride, pub and stroll in ft Langley, soda by the river. Mt Baker, sunset, my person. Some things aren't total shit.

Its over. They were raptured and we were not.

"Ting-a-ling mother fucker"

CHEECH.

Lunch vibes

The City of Vancouver has just announced they had a $530 million surplus last year. It follows a $860 million surplus the year before, and years of $300+ surpluses. It's the annual reminder that when local politicians say times are tough, they're usually being misleading to suit their agendas.

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the pope, who prosecutes the offenders.

Productive day so far. Picked up a demijohn to make into a terrarium. Long walk at Jericho with my two best friends. $80 grocery HAUL at Sungiven (iykyk). Picked up 6 tomato plants for the garden. Now C is making pasta sauce while I dick around on the internet before organizing storage. 🤙

Life is a pretty sweet fruit. Perhaps the most relatable KITH skit of all time for me.

Made a seitan ham for Easter Dinner last night and even the most skeptical meat eaters loved it.

Prepping for global collapse, or camping, or both.

Cleaning the "room of sadness" in my place doesn't mean that I'm not sad anymore. Just less.

Fuck this shit.

Happy Birthday to @beezley.buzz This joke is always with love and will never not be funny. ❤️

I had been buying 'cheap' folgers coffee because even cheap coffee is fucking expensive. I treated myself to proper espresso beans this week and holy fuck is coffee a luxury. Savoring this shit.

The last celebrity photo you saved is your therapist...

It's such a sad comment on the state of our city that NIMBYs are organizing to fight against an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. So please take 2 minutes to write in *by Thursday, Feb 12* and say YES to the Olympic Village school! I have easy step by step instructions on my blog: pwaldkirch.ca/2026/02/10/o...

Today is just another FUCKING day. Oof.

Its 7:45 and Im fucking done.

Yourself as a cartoon.

Tell me your pet's name in a gif.

Him: "hey something is wrong here.." Me: "youre right ill take a look" Me: "oh, I found my mistake.. super simple, its this" Him: "no" Me: "yes" Him: "no" Me: "yes" Him: "no" Me: "alright.. figure it out then' Him: "the problem was this.." THAT IS WHAT I FUCKING SAID.

Let's argue.

This is the way.

Post a picture YOU took, just a picture NO description.

As an anxious guy it's really odd to feel "good anxious".

3 songs 2min 57sec. One of the best and more forgotten Vancouver punk/hardcore records ever released. Live they terrified me as a 14 year old.

"How perfectly goddamn delightful it all is, to be sure" - Charles Crumb To another perfectly goddamn delightful new year, to be sure.

Post a perfect 90s album bla bla bla.

Dad got out of the hospital yesterday (yay!). Now I'm sick as hell because my office's culture is just "come in sick and get everyone else sick." Likely am going to have to miss Xmas with the family. Perfect. Great. So stoked.

Every meal is a cause for celebration.

And he is still a jinx! (Demko got a shutout while they should be tanking). 🔥❤️

I had the most disturbing Mark Carney dream last night. Ive been shook all day. Woke up in a 3am panic.

Raised.

Let's see if this haircut ruins the holiday season. Skeptical.

The "shell" here is a shouldering pile of ash. At best.