Every time the Pope says anything publicly, I go back to the bad site for a moment to see people who converted last Wednesday have the most hilarious meltdowns.

Trying to explain to a relative that she can't be mad at her husband for being suspicious of her going on a trip alone with a friend when she does actually keep cheating on him...

Zofran and Valium offer salvation

There was a time when, upon getting enough money, you retired from commerce and lived quietly off the products of a landed estate while trying to position your family in such a way that perhaps your grandchildren would have titles.

People who say "I want a traditional Christian family" never seem to want to till the fields while their wife brews beer. They never want to observe the feast days of the saints. They never want inquisitors to kill their neighbors for comparing the creation of earth to cheesemaking.

Very cool news: I am going to be the new Entomology & Horticulture Extension Educator for the Cape Cod Cooperative Extension! Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!

Sometimes I have trouble getting out the words when I try to describe something to my partner. Today, I said I wanted us to watch the toy commercial together, and it was properly understood that I meant Gundam.

I'll lower to $10 for the last two...

It's my understanding that some people are adding this to their posts as what I can only read as a kind of protest against recent executive orders in the USA. While this may seem like a good way to protest and signal that you stand with anti-fascists, I do want to point out that (cont.)

What character permanently altered your brain chemistry? I will not be offering any explanations.

The truth about Amelia Earhart was already released by Valve on 2 April 2014.

its lookin a little rough rn, i havent gotten an order in A Minute and rent's almost due + i have more bills + food to cover, so if u cant afford to help out with an order spreading the word helps a bit too!

Twenty years from now, the same liberals posting cheeto memes will see no problem erecting a 200m tall gilded obelisk in his honor in DC because he was "a flawed man but still our president."

Nice nuts, bro. Keep hangin' in there.

Referring to sleep as honkshoomaxing to make the youths respect me.

This problem can also be solved by abolishing landlords altogether, btw. We don't even have to compensate them. The state can keep all the taxes its collected from them AND you can have somewhere to live.

I'm glad our big beautiful president has finally made TikTok safe. I know that, when I think of data security, my biggest worry is the Chinese Communist Party knowing I like hot dogs without buns, and not my own government knowing my opinions on the occupation of Palestine. Thank you, Mr. Trump!

I know it's kind of old news at this point but seriously has anyone figured out his writing style? He put his name in quotes

Vanity presses are about the be out of business. The state will publish your entire manifesto, so long as you put it on bullets casings.

I'm a Harvest Moon.

Dallas has a whole side of a building painted to advertise ChatGPT and they still want us to pretend civilization exists in Texas 😞

Gonna start claiming to be a medium who receives messages from the afterlife, but anytime anyone asks me what the spirits say, I'm just gonna look them up and down and say, "Eugh... pathetic" with all the disgust I can muster.

Normal behavior of very secure, very mature big boys that everyone respects: Demanding war over an escalator.

A relative who has long been in the medical field agrees with the Tylenol thing 😞

Do Sonic the Hedgehog perverts still use that VR Chat program?

By stating that "home" video games began in the 1970s, they are conveying that they were too poor to devote a room in their house to a Ferranti Mark 1 capable of playing Christopher Strachey's Checkers program.

Quick reminder that if you believe demons can directly grant power or perform services in opposition to the will of God, I'm obligated to report you to the Holy Office.

Sorry to post so much about her situation, but baby girl's oncology appointment is tomorrow morning. It's a specialist at a different veterinary hospital than her usual. Please wish us luck.

Reduced to $300 for a full color animated ych. Any gender. Any species. #animated #animation #ych #animatedych

I'm obviously not a premillennialist, since I'm Catholic and all, but, either way, I do find it odd that so many Christians focus on the fear and fury of the end instead of on the virtuous life they can still live right now.

Don't know who needs to hear this from a smut account but Tylenol is also a fever reducer, so this is more serious than just headaches

If Disney raises prices, Bob Iger could jerk off Jimmy Kimmel to completion on live television and I still wouldn't pay.

Who's gonna explain to Charmy that his parents are getting divorced so that one can bang a milf and the other can screw a time twink?

Sell me a hedgehog, smutmonger.

I actually thought the sharper one should be bouba because it reminded me of a cartoon boom effect.

I don't know if it's been said on this account yet, but I'm pro trans. If you don't support trans people, then we are enemies. This is non negotiable. I don't care how much public opinion shifts away from that, i stand by what i say here.

Hey there BlueSky-ers! Scourge and Eclipse may be some "majorly bad dudes" but even they know the importance of being responsible netizens who respect terms of service! Sketch by RageFoxxxAD on Twitter.

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love I just really liked it, okay? It was by no means perfect. But I love Amphibia.

We have traded control of our devices and online communities for speed and convenience. This is terrible and needs to be reversed asap.

(Substituting grandfather for father here): Spanish language commentary on some (association) football match.

Starting to think BlueSky was always just taking advantage of Twittet becoming radioactive to draw us in so it could then start tightening the noose.

Still available for just $15 each!

Gif of the last movie you watched

Behold the hubris of man.

Me here to once again pitch a rural pervert fiefdom: We can combine our collections in a single air conditioned gallery. We can have a screening room for DVDs and the like.

I'm not being as negative as I could be, apparently. Be sad, losers.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social Witness me.

With what they charge now, you could go see an actual castle somewhere, guys.

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

Another trip to the vet for the baby girl. She has lymphoma. We'll be seeing a specialist soon to see what can be done.