People out here talk about opening their third eye but don't even catch glimpses of what dwells beneath the sheen of polished bronze, smh.

Economists: We are a serious science, studying forces as unchanging as gravity. We're nothing like those soft-brains in the humanities. Also economists: Three spots on the chicken liver! Vietnam will become anarcho-capitalist by 2037!

I actually thought I would do even worse since my eyeballs can't see color properly.

Low effort haters, I want you to know something: You are beneath me. When I hate something, I learn about it. I pick apart what makes it so loathsome. I see how it gets in the way of the things I love. I imagine the beauty of a world without it and how to build that world. What do you do, worms?

Christianity's inability to agree on a calendar makes me unreasonably angry. We should all be celebrating Easter on the same day, guys.

Oopsie whoopsie. Derealization

Recent CRK update made me think... Witch: O, loyal Virtues, let us bestow upon you a gift. What do we have that you desire? SM: Oooh. I adore those eyes. Like windows to the soul! MF: Your hands are strong but dextrous. Truly tools of creation. ES: Those lovely mouths! So kissable! BS: Feeeeet.

This Valentine's Day, we also have this lovely image from @neonmixxed.bsky.social Strange energies are unleashed during this, the season of love. Scourge and Sonic have both turned into werehogs and it seems they want *something* from Shadow.

It's officially the 14th, so here's a bit of art by @meowwabae.bsky.social! Silver occasionally makes it out to other timelines and accidentally causes trouble. Knuckles skipped his plans with Sonic again (on Valentines Day of all days) to "hang" with Silver. Sonic will have to make due with pics.

White bread at Walmart is above a dollar. The empire has fallen.

If you see this, post a character that starts with M

Loot that drops after defeating me: Valium (common, medicine) Bundle of receipts (trash) Key to a storage unit (this item begins a quest)

I was on Wikimedia Commons and found this dreadful prophecy from the 1920s

My attachment to each Nintendo console ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 NES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SNES 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GameCube ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤Wii ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii U ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Switch ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2 ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Gameboy Advance ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 DS ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤3DS

Back in my day, mankind was still just an ideal made in divine light, lacking a physical vessel with which to harm the rest of creation. And we liked it that way.

I know about inflation and decimalization and the curse Thatcher uttered with her final breath all explain how things changed so much but like... it's still wild to watch old BBC content and hear the announcer talk about a family with six children living on just over £50 per week.

Trying to get people to speak into my good ear without shouting, "SAY IT INTO MY GOOD EAR!" like I'm 90.

I need someone to convince Will Smith that West Philadelphia isn't real. That it was made up for the Fresh Prince. I then need someone to let me meet him and try to re-convince him that it is, in fact, real. Please. It's important to me.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

I installed Mint on my laptop. I have to have Windows on my desktop but I'm so tired of it.

Christian nationalists just don't remember the bloodshed and brutality of the wars of religion, huh? Religious tolerance isn't just meant to protect minority religions from Christianity. It's meant to protect Christians from each other. Do you *want* your hearts cut out for carrying out rebaptisms?

We had to say goodbye to Mini today. She was very close to the end of her chemo treatments. It was a surprise that a cardiac event, unrelated to her cancer, ultimately put her in the emergency room at the vet and took her from us.

If you see this, post a robot.

Discord a little unstable tonight for anyonr else?

The cold makes me shiver and chatter like a cartoon character.

i need someone to rammy my lammy til i parappa

A Trip to the Moon with Big Naturals.

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🧉<

What does Arby’s represent? It represents Imperialism, as Arby’s always has.

Getting macroplastics in your balls... Is this anything?

Do not let me sleep through It. Wake me. Come to my home and smack me around, if need be.

Thinking back to the last time I was in London. While it's nice enough, I suppose, the city would be improved by being stolen by a cabal of bats and taken to a great hollow in the Earth.

Media about to rebrand subsistence farming as an eco-friendly cottagecore lifestyle.

2026 is officially the year of having to work at least one job and a couple gigs to survive while some asshole in Silicon Valley makes a fortune on the suicide-and-pedophilia engine.

Quick reminder that good politics is when you loyally and unconditionally support either the Venetoi or the Prasinoi.

I am actually a transplant patient (heart) who didn't do well at all even on Prograf (name-brand tacrolimus). These days, I take cyclosporine instead. I don't want to say the generics in this story were definitely safe, but something feels a bit icky ethically speaking (cont.)

Mighty's naturally pretty strong, but he still makes sure to get in those reps. Art by @skypookie.bsky.social

Abolish ICE. A little journal comic from South Minneapolis. #iceoutmpls #iceoutcomics #iceoutofmpls

Is he? I don't see him. Send Jensen Huang to beg and grovel and scrape before me. Have him kiss my boot. Then maybe I'll *consider* saying one less mean thing about AI per day.

On second thought, why do I need the money for this? Even a novice has imagined what wealth could bring and learned to surpass it. The smallest temptations cost so little and are far harder to turn away. I will offer you not kingdoms but comforts. Not ecstatic pleasures but simple distractions.

Man, I wish I had half a trillion dollars. I would spend *so much* time tempting monks of various faiths away from their vows. It would be so much fun.

Gotta spend an unexpected night in Louisiana, but I should be home tomorrow.

It would be substantially cheaper to drop all the tech bros in a cauldron of molten gold.

A new hunger has grown within me. Tell me your dreams and desires. All the wishes in your hearts. Feed me.

Sometimes I want to ask people to tell me about their OCs but I don't know a good way to politely make such a request.

Dear people who understand science: What's the most effective way to contact someone on the counter-earth that's constantly hidden by the sun? Theoretically, I mean.

It's that time again when I pitch a pervert country house to you all: We can have hidden passages and secret rooms. Fun in times of peace and indispensible when fascism takes charge.

Enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man. Suggest it to everyone who enjoys a good mystery. Think it was better than Glass Onion.

Will you finally take a real stance against ICE? Can we expect a Dem-led government to abolish it?