haven't been here in ages....what'd i miss

Thrilled for #pioneersummer pub day today! Congrats to the coauthors Elena Malisova and Kateryna Sylvanova ❤️🎉 and deepest thanks to Ruby Pucillo, Taryn Roeder, @abbymuller.bsky.social, @zackknoll.bsky.social, Jamison Stoltz, and the rest of the Abrams team for making this such a fantastic book.

This is such great news. For so long Amazon has had a chokehold on ebooks. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/b...

Pop culture jeopardy, I cleared the kardashian kategory…apparently I have been keeping up

Audra GYPSY 💜

my wonderful author Komail Aijazuddin has been longlisted for the @bookcritics.bsky.social prize in Autobiography! Couldn't be prouder of him and this book. www.bookcritics.org/2024/12/17/2...

Do we think a 2-part #survivor finale means 2 boots per episode and a final 2 instead of 3 👀

And I'll STAND THERE WITH THE LIZZZZZAAAAARRRDDDDD

I love being correct!!!!

I fear my first instinct this afternoon was still to log right onto Twitter and not Bluesky….

is bluesky a safe space to talk shit about the taylor swift book or will I get doxxed

🎶 It's clear we deserve each other (derogatory)

the national dog show is a beautiful illustration of how to handle rejection like their asses do NOT understand they weren’t selected

Thank you

In my boyfriend’s hometown at the one bar the night before Thanksgiving not knowing a single person from high school

40 minutes in and we haven’t left the beach……………… #survivor

EVERYONE WILL VOTE TONIGHT, EMBRACE TRADITION #survivor

Oh she slayed the Chuck E Cheese in the middle of the ocean iktfr

Oh Rachel Lamont you will win survivor the edit is on your side!!!

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around! Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble... Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches? Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

traditional publishers could also publish books faster but we actually care about quality control

I published a novel about this :)

so if you care to find me...look to the western sky...

I actually feel disrupted enough already…but thanks anyway!

You got me wrapped around your finger…Do you have to let it linger?

we are holding space while also mourning the wicked and I think that’s beautiful

This is exactly how I respond when someone says they’ve seen one of my books everywhere

Uh, I didn’t know that that was happening 😲 that’s…🫨 really powerful 🥲

Should I rebrand this account as baldjohnstamos

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