This would be a hilarious premise for an erotic audio tbh

Braum's was NOT kidding about no wrist action while scooping ice cream bro my wrist went fuckin' NUMB

How am I supposed to get anything done with her around?

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

I started a new job today and already I am considering doing audio porn.

I just got a letter from the ACLU asking me to join??? are you guys...sure you want that???

SHE BIT MY NOSE!! DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS

i am 27 now

Come join me for a sweet and sexy snowman building session. A great script from @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social hosted by @ladygoddessey.bsky.social on our Christmas mega collab. www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

THIS IS JUST THE BEST SPOT IN THE WHOLE HOUSE I GUESS

POV: Your cat saves you from doomscrolling

WINTER HIATUS ANNOUNCEMENT: Please Read Thank you so much to everyone who tried so hard to help me meet my survival goal this month. Your support means more than you'll ever know. See you on December 8th. All my love, Faye 🧚🏾‍♀️

Big knight taking care of his yearning #knight

Your Sunday smutcap is here! www.instagram.com/reel/DRsSgup...

She's home now 💕

This beautiful sweet angel baby has sneezed in my face THRICE

I have a new friend. Her name is Dynah. 🩵

Y'all are so fucking hot that it's got me all flustered and speaking in tongues like that one televangelist.

All are encouraged to deadname the Department of Defense.

Also have some ✨porn✨ I’m never gonna finish

Okay I’m done fuckin with it now

i'm so tired of always feeling like this.

i just want to feel hope again.

Sick af; Sinuses have been giving me headaches, I've had swollen eyes, and nose bleeds so if you'd like to help out with groceries or donate to me and the little one, that would be greatly appreciated cash.app/$LadyGoddessey

They let you have a sentient suit of power armor in the anniversary edition of fallout 4 and I haven't been this horny for a robot since I saw the korvax in no man's sky

I’m trying to find good grub references

I played the new Fallout season 2 trailer for my husband, forgetting he's not a fan of the series, and he deadass looked at me and said that Ella Purnell's cleavage showing in the vault suit was the only highlight for him. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Happy 10 year anniversary to Fallout 4! #fallout #fallout4 #fo4

This will affect the trout population, I think. #fallout4

The colors are looking nice!

They can’t fix my laptop. If you would like to help me get another laptop it would be really appreciated or if you’d like me to do an audio in return for you then I’m happy to just let me know. My target is £300 for a refurb Apple laptop. Check it out here: throne.com/anenglishvam... 🎁

A rather risqué sketch, tastefully censored.

She's a moldy legume but I love her so who cares

This is just one of *many* TikToks and accounts I've reported since he passed away, not to mention AI character bots made of him. PLEASE if you see this sort of ghoulish shit, report it. And if you are using AI to recreate his voice, or your sickening impersonation of him, you're a piece of shit.

The alarms in the apartment above mine have been going off for the past fucking hour and if they don't take care of it soon, I'm going to bash my head open on the fucking concrete.

I just love being hounded to pop out kids for my baby starved psychopathic family. Like ma'am, y'all are literally fucking Batman villains. Why in the hell would I even consider giving you great-grand kids?

I'm the only person who's home on a regular basis so now I got this mutated kidney bean following my ass around. (Don't ask me why she's looking up at me like she's in a snuff film. She just looks like That™️)

Coloring in a snippet from a sketch page. A lot of rendering, reworking, and a very brief attempt at a background. #originalcharacters #procreate

Same OC just in #procreate

Here she is, cleaned up and colored. Still got a lot to do though.

The user vs. Their comfort movie I could watch this movie on repeat forever!

🎃 Starting Oct 1st I'm re-opening mini comms!! 🎃

Trying really hard to get into it again.

This is so important. It’s easy to mistake their threats about ending and persecuting liberal orgs as a sign of strength, when it’s anything but. Their current actions are a sign of the weakness, stress, and strain afflicting their movement and their political efforts. Nothing is inevitable.

Got on GWASI the other night and saw a shit load of audios that have to do with itches and scratching and stuff like are you guys okay??? do you need some itch cream while i'm out???

sometimes it feels like im circling the drain

Always 💜

Mind you, this comment was made on a post basically saying "Hey, you might've seen a very traumatic video yesterday. Here's what to expect from that trauma and how you can regulate your stress from seeing this." Thanks random conservative relative for reminding me that you can't fucking read.