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Unfortunately, all presidents are the worst presidents of all time

Bluesky doesn’t seem to have main characters yet. Where are they hiding

Participating in a union contract negotiation means bargaining the terms of one’s own exploitation, but I’d also like to secure job stability, sure

Pumpkin on this stoop so decayed it’s now flat

Still shot of thrashing about with beloved Star Wars mouse

Hospitals are Hamas, schools are Hamas, infants are Hamas, olive trees are Hamas, books are Hamas, cats are Hamas, Fatah is Hamas, Lebanon is somehow also Hamas, apartment buildings are Hamas, you are Hamas, even posts on Bluesky about kittens and sunshine are Hamas. Also communist for some reason.

The Onion should buy Elsevier next

These shores I have shored against my shores

Guy who pronounces Bluesky like “blew-skee”

Nearly every day I think of the section name for used Marxist titles at this bookstore: Used Reds

✨ cover reveal ✨ (Monoculture, Unicorn Press, March 2024!)

For each hour that Nelnet keeps me on hold after fucking up my repayment plan, I skip another month’s payment. Chop chop!

Cat, chasing a moth, lunged at the moth’s resting place: the TV

Posting outside the mania of twitter feels so odd, total unmooring. The brain must reset in the better place.