Roll up! Roll up! Listen to me prattle on likes right twonk about all things Chelsea. I’ve even solved our striking problems indicating a coaching methodology for Rosenior to implement that will GUARANTEE success!

HULL PREVIEW: Chas. and @blindjak.bsky.social are joined once again by Chris Cassley to look ahead to tonight's FA Cup clash in Yorkshire. #CFC #ChelseaFC #TheChelseaPodcast #KTBFFH open.spotify.com/episode/0MCt...

NEW EPISODE: @blindjak.bsky.social co-hosts with Chas. this week, and they're joined by Chelsea supporters' Trust member Chris Cassley to look back on the Arsenal and Wolves matches, and forward to tonight's clash with dirty Leeds. #CFC #TheChelseaPodcast #KTBFFH open.spotify.com/episode/6MWY...

NEW! Spurs preview - were joined once again by @blindjak.bsky.social to look forward to the big match in North London tomorrow evening. #CFC #ChelseaFC #KTBFFH spotify.link/QqgGS2hlVXb

NEW EPISODE: We got together with West Stand ST holder @blindjak.bsky.social to vent spleen (or 'bent spleen', as it says in the blurb) about the performance against Sunderland. #CFC #ChelseaFC #TheChelseaPodcast #KTBFFH open.spotify.com/episode/6DY5...

Here's our preview of Monday night's clash with Wolves at the Bridge, once again in the company of @blindjak.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/5TnK...

We're back, discussing Morecambe, Bournemouth and the mid-season mini-slump with @blindjak.bsky.social - enjoy! open.spotify.com/episode/1riI...

I have a single spare for wolves on Monday 20th (8pm), sitting with me in the WL, half way line. FV £64, dm if interested. Reposts appreciated. @chelseatickets.bsky.social

Some pele don’t take NYE seriously like I do….

Makes you wonder if that level of contact is a pen, what were they seeing on the Pickford challenge?

Bloody ticketing system is at it again. Morecambe tickets available to ST holders from 10am today. Just logged on and and the (shitty) site is saying they are unavailable 😡

I have a single spare for Brentford on Sunday evening (7pm), sitting with me in the WL, half way line. FV £64, dm if interested. @chelseatickets.bsky.social

Get in!!

God I hate our ticketing system with a passion. 😡

For all my Chelsea-related followers, I’ve created a Chelsea Tickets account for you to offload your spares at face value! @chelseatickets.bsky.social Only people followed by the account can advertise but I’ll add anyone who doesn’t look like a bot or a twat. Caveat emptor!

I’m hoping the terrace wags have a song for Marc Guiu to the tune of Metal Guru by T-Rex. 😎