Why the fuck would I want to see alligators or crocodiles later or in a while, when seeing them never is a happy stress-free option?

It's sad that I have to type this into online sites:

Why the fuck are microwaves so bloody noisy - it's the middle of the night, do you need to tell the whole world that I'm a greedy pig?

Why the fuck isn't tiramisu available on prescription, given that I am flesh and flesh is weak?

Why the fuck are American Presidents allowed to pardon whichever criminal cronies they choose?

Why the fuck do people smoke - which part of lung cancer is even remotely appealing?

Why the fuck don't delivery people knock or use the doorbell any more?

Why the fuck do people think that being "offended" gives them magical powers to tell everyone else what to do?