arthur morgan wouldn’t leave me on read

I’m much too still rn for someone who got no sleep last night, but the house is quiet and vibes are immaculate

tell me why my weird ass neighbor has been sitting in their car, parked in their driveway for over 2 hours now

will my corniness be my downfall? more on this at 11

living in a small town is great, went to the bar, came home with drone instructions for my little brother bc apparently someone gave him one earlier today like alright

got that season 3 twin peaks🙂‍↕️

just out here alienating the men of the county😬

pumpkin head status confirmed when checking hat size charts🥲

bluesky, we need to talk about the fact I had to bring my own gif the party

footage of me holding up my xbox controller tryna connect over the furniture blocking the xbox

some dude 7k miles away ~liked~ me? (that one proclaimers song starts to fade in from the background)

“dick slappin george washington” definitely one of the top sentence segments of all time imo

haaate dating apps. cleared about 600 likes, only vibin with 2 of them. im so cooked. overdone, even

iron lung baybee

a cunty lil emoji in place of punctuation isn’t professional, but no one else sees our manager chat soo

markiplier hollerin at video games is comforting to me

been playing one piece world seeker. must say getting my ass beat by goofy in a banana zoot suit is so embarrassing. borsolino u bitch

really disappointed my one piece theory was wrong, and imu didn’t reveal a big red nose. how fuckin stellar would that of been

Fuck you disney! Give back the one piece dub! After we fix democracy, we comin for yall monopoly asses next

this is dumb why wasn’t I born a lil bunny, I could be scoopin up the field mice and boppin em on the head

love that once a month my body declares war on itself. 5 g’s you lil bitch!

💖🌈✌️ #onepiece #brook

love forgetting which of my friends has what tattoo bc everyone has so many now

when you remember you have a joint rolling machine

commercials are dumb, but “I don’t know what I am” from that taxidermy themed antivaping ad has become part of my daily vocabulary

all day long at work I have to pretend not to see everyone pull on the door marked “push” like 🤓

finally finished demon slayer. was hollering at my e-reader like an absolute freak. can’t wait for the next movie

mama & bebe

some gems I’ve received from dating apps “you sparked my interest, now surprise me”, “I like your crazy hair”, and seen on a bio “must like 💩ing”. think ima just be perpetually single

megan in the studio im so happy😭😭

throwback to my first time watching the sabaody arc. still think d’onofrio would kill it as live action kuma🙏

Canada you’ve done it again with this delicious strawberry ginger ale

love rewatching one piece, bc I get upset for different reasons now that I know what’s gonna happen next😭(currently in the middle of sabaody)

hopefully getting the kinokuniya exclusive version of the final volume of jjk

just finished my name is earl. what do you mean that how it ended! justice for crabman!

help our girl priscilla🖤🖤🖤 gofund.me/70177bb18

tinder(🤮) won’t verify my photos, says none of them are “solo” pics. gang, they are all solo pics. why do u hate my face

Elbaph is the first one piece arc that I’m already caught up with the manga. it’s exciting to see animated, but also there’s the Dread

the amount of people putting “im not political” on their profile whilst democracy crumbles around us is too damn high

running off of 3 hours of sleep…got 4.5 hours left of my workday 🥲

megan song of the week youtube.com/watch?v=4BPD...

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

dang I just wasted (insert runtime of longlegs) minutes of my life

randomly remembered how everyone used to use a russian search engine to bypass the school’s internet security system lol

obligatory fuck t-mobile post, now that my old cell phone company was officially bought out

“let’s destroy this ship” “HOW THE HELL IS THAT PLAN A!?” #onepiecerewatch

on brook’s backstory…I’ll be ok…but not today😭😭 #onepiecerewatch

why are so many men trash…how do you cheat on megan thee stallion…siri play plan B

me watching the next chainsaw man movie