this cicada is fuckin with me

Definitely wishing I was born like a lily pad or something

twin👏peaks👏the👏return👏

Biddin my time til I can play burglin gnomes

love bonding with coworkers, then one day they hit you with a “all the world leaders are clones or lizard people”

my ass should be sittin on the dock of the bay rn

feelin like goin for a pack of smokes and never comin back, ya dig

Cute vans? Procured. Sick vans? kahlid(not dj)

Can’t sleep, also wondering if I finished watching veronica mars or not

who else watching jurassic park tonight😭😭

just got one of those summer evening thunderstorms, and the hobbits just got to the prancing pony🖤

The whitest people imaginable are singing Put On during karaoke night, it’s going as expected😬

Spaghetti-o splatter:1 Tdz:0

Was thinking about a cute dress to wear when I go out tonight, fully knowing it’s gonna be a leggings and oversized tshirt kinda night

When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

Siri play loser by beck plz

still upsetti spaghetti. gonna get a lil luffy tattoo about it

Typing out my feelings. Sitting pretty at 10k characters and I’m not done😭

Really feel like going to purple today

I don’t mind calling in my food when online ordering is down, what I mind is the terrible ring back tone the local italian place uses gets stuck in my head

oop

here's hoping the neighbors run out of fireworks soon, they aren't even the good ones

now I’ve officially given up

Who wants to go with me to the zoo to see joseph the possum😭😭

Update: I’m still bad at decision making

think the algo knows I’m sad, this was the newest playlist 🍎 music plopped in my lap this morning🙃

Fuck

that’s what it is! my soul is withering!

save me secret frappucino

fully lost my mind, but I’m not looking for that mf

I totally get tequila sunrise now

when I said I had matured past the pettiness

(friendly neighborhood dollar store clerk, slightly concerned): you doin’ alright today? me, buying 3 types of soda and midol: I’m here, man

current mood: queen otohime’s drunken loudspeaker rant #onepiecerewatch

this was supposed to be my week, it’s “fuck you in particular” week, apparently

I need to talk to the witch that cursed me at birth, can we fight it out or something bc this is getting ridiculous

think I’ve lost my whole mind

“By the way, Luffy, you’re number 9” the crew is back together and so is my heart #onepiecerewatch

Epstein in 2011: “that dog that hasn’t barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him”

one more day then back to reality😭

Did y’all know they make Shakespeare umbrellys, cuz this lady on the beach has one😭

once we get democracy sorted, I’m team no LED headlights and flappy shades on the beach bc holy fuck the noise

the ocean, she’s angry

fuckin oars jr😭😭💔 oda just started gut punching us in sabaody and just never lets up. gotta power thru so i can have some happier episodes to watch at the beach #onepiecerewatch

accidentally ~super liked~ someone on tintin because I got t-rex claws😬

only appropriate response to bonchan’s “last” words😭😭😭 #imnotok #onepiecerewatch

men on tinder selecting touch as their love language

t-minus 36 hours til we are at the beeeach! tropical storm boris better fuck off

hate mondays, love lushious massacr

Most “independents” are just republicans that don’t want to fuck other republicans