my reddit uncle keeps asking me if i know da wae #imgreengrandpa

ZACH HADEL IS IN THE NEW SMILING FRIENDS

“You gotta crank it!” “I AM cranking it!“ - Interaction between my two friends while one of them plays Secret of the Mimic

papaw is wearing a mr beast hoodie bro just kidding

your grinch socks look beautiful honey can we watch family guy now

begging epic games to add the cinnamon challenge to fortnite

naming my son mr food

Called my business teacher a “Diddy blud chud” let’s just say I’m no longer welcome in the employee lounge 😂😂

Lowkey they should do a sequel to the whale where he comes back from the dead and starts turning people into walruses and while he slaps his big belly and it’s a prequel to tusk 2014

Fbjuck you heflflo neighbor

Green Greg Jeffrey diaper hands

Just watched a friend who has been doing pretty bad in deltarune thus far lock in and beat the knight in two fucking tries

Green Logan Paul action figure

I am green toy Freddy

I hope there are no green and round and spherical and fat apex predators mammals with a top hat and bow tie in Five nights at Freddy’s 2

Green pomni search

dr phil grabbed me by the throat and slammed me into the ground

taking my 2 liter of dr pepper with me into walmart

buying a tiny massage chair for my funko pops

Get a green look at this guy

white people be like does this go in the fridge or the cabinet

gluing a funko pop head onto an amiibo’s body

@cptpiratepirate.bsky.social how dare you

slapping my belly like a seal at gamestop

please trust me bro john pork is real bro he’s real and he’s coming for us

playing with my tech deck on the buffet counter at Golden Corral

asking my uber driver if he’s ever been to legoland

Watching the matrix over and over again until my nose bleeds

you have diddy blud syndrome and i’m afraid theres no cure bro

losing my balance on my hoverboard and crashing into a stroller

“my papaw worked in the chud factory until he was 62”

taking one sip of ksi flavored prime and instantly losing the use of my legs #paperpalSmike #purplePomni

white people be like you know that tattoo is permanent right

throwing a rock at my chud son’s face and breaking his glasses into a million pieces #bluepomni

feeding my autistic son to an army of tiny gnomes that live in the woods #feelinglikegreenpomni

showing a pregnant lady a soyjak meme on the bus #green

they classified me as a disturbed individual at auto zone #iamgreengranpa

Green pomni search

Some Scallywag brat asked to me “is this the end of the line” I hate that damn generation

See Freddy it wasn’t that hard, you can do that now

When they don’t have yesterdays special at the yesterdays special restaurant

My rotten grandson said i’m a diddy ahh tun tun tun sahur blud #greenGrandpa #IamGreenGrandpa

A simple yes or no to prove a point. Is Animation is Cinema?