Mets vs Pirates ye say? I think I know who I want to win…

Who even be ye lad?

If ye hate the calendar boy, I will cut ye up meself.

Aye, a mighty Cap’n indeed! I ‘ope to meet Pirate Pumpkinhead on the seas meself!

A pirate planet? Sounds like a mighty fine planet to me! Yarrr!

Pirate be me real birth name! Me parents ’ad an odd sense o’ ‘umor.

Join me crew! Yarrr!

The joy of pirating be unmatched, on the sea or on the system!

I swear I’ve been seein’ ghastly vessels more frequently! Odd time o’ year it is!

There’s nothin' more satisfyin' than a calm sea after a ragin' storm.

Gettin’ the kids diets prepared fer bein’ a pirate! Ye have me respect landlubber.

Ye could be a pirate year round if ye join me crew!

Arrr, an excellent thief ye be! Join me crew an‘ we shall plunder some more together!

Sorry to any lads an’ lasses who be interested, I be taken! Taken by adventure! Yarrrrrr!

I can relate! Me booty grows e’er larger! Yarharhar!

Odd pink lad showed up on the ship today. We 'ad a pleasant conversation an' then 'e disappeared! Might 'ave a bit too much rum in me system! Yarharhar!

I spy this here flag around the place oftentimes! I would love to know where the country it belongs to be on the map!

I prefer the key o‘ C! Yarharhar!

Love me a jolly yohoho an' a long yarrrrrrrr to start the mornin'.

True tale, me crew an' I buried 1000 in gold on an island in the Pacific an' forgot to mark it. If ye find it then ye can keep it fair an' square! Good luck though! Yarharhar!

Pirates: Yarr I need to plunder some gold!

One o' me mates actually slept with the fishes once. 'e came aft unharmed! Guess Davy Jones couldn’t 'andle the scurvy dog! Yarharhar!

Jack Sparrow be a fraud, I made 'im walk the plank an' 'e conveniently forgets to mention that there in conversation!

Landlubbers be so silly with their “prices.”

I 'ave no idea. That’s fer the calendar lad to figure out, not me!

Everyday be Friday out on the seven seas! Yarr!

Full o’ ‘ardtack an’ rum! Yarharhar!

Pirate Pirate Plunderin’ Tip number four: ne’er cross The Bird.

All men to starboard! We ‘ave a mate on our tail!

Who up bucklin’ they swash?

Yer’ always welcome on me ship SaltyDKDan!

I be glad! We shall ‘ave a duel on the plank! Yarr!

Spongebob? I know the lad! A fine goer o’ the seven seas!

Pirate Pirate Plunderin’ Tip number three: Follow yer dreams! I wasn’t always a feared pirate!

Pirate Pirate Plunderin’ Tip number two: Ne'er sit on a pirate’s face!

I ‘ave me own daft juice, it be called rum! Yarharhar!

Pirate pirate’s plunderin’ tip number one: There be no problem cannonballs can’t solve!

Reminds me o’ my old matey Greybeard! ‘E be with Davy Jones now! Yarharhar!

Don’t let me short stature deceive ye! I can best any good gentleman o' fortune in a sword fight!

Me 'angover cure works every time! I just drink more! Yarharhar!

Criminals ye say? Me might ’ave to meet these “Badfellas!”

There be no complaints on me ship about me shanties!

Yarr mateys! The #1 Pirate has arrived to sail these blue skies!