No prison system on earth is enough. I need there to be an all powerful cosmic being who will punish them for all of eternity

Personally victimized by a sinus decongestant medication

Update: It's all fixed and I'm happy now 🥰

Knee has been put in knee jail (stability brace) for its crimes against humanity

Now that I'm an adult, I often look back at old cartoon art styles and reminisce about how unique or beautiful they were. The only semi recent one that seems to come close was Steven Universe

I didn't like these two pictures when I first took them but ya know what? Both of them kinda slap 10/10 cute 🩷

post a picture YOU took. just a picture. NO description.

Currently panicking cause I registered for a dance class but it's not showing that I'm registered and I don't fully understand the new membership system and I think the website ate my $30 and aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Anyway I messaged the owner but she has a normal people job too so now we wait

*Incoherent screaming*

She/Her • 25 • Mother of a stinky gremlin cat • Library Student 🩷Libraries 🩷Books 🩷Writing 🩷Cats 🩷Art 🩷Puzzles 🩷Anime 🩷Cozy games 🩷Dancing 🩷Music 🩷Science 🩷Autumn 🩷Flowers 🩷Nature 🩷Sunsets 🩷Kindness 🩷Self Care 🩷Rainy Days 🩷Cozy Vibes Going to unrestrict my yapping this year 💅 Prepare the masses

Me when I accidentally put pressure on one of my bruises

Some Cera appreciation posts. She's helping me with my homework

It looks like she's trying to eat my laptop

@ugh-imhere.bsky.social Isn't prepared for what I added to our traveling journal 👀👀👀

Sometimes people ask me questions about pole dancing so here's a quick FAQ Is it sexy? -For like 5 minutes Can guys do pole? -Only if you get real comfortable talking about your butthole all of a sudden Is it hard? -Yes How do I prepare for a class? -Start by saying goodbye to your thigh skin

Signed up for 5 dance classes in the next 4 weeks but I still have one class credit left that I have to spend 👀 I may be insane but I am free

Consensus: it's alright 👀 I think it'll look a lot better once I actually style it

Trying a new haircut style and I'M SCARED GUYS 😭😭😭 WHAT IF IT LOOKS HORRIBLE

New fav character unlocked Why do I always like the gremlins?

Always remembering the time me and Leon went to go try a new sandwich shop that opened up and the first thing out of my mouth (straight from my soul) was "THAT MAN LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A SANDWICH" And you know what? I was right. 10/10 sandwiches

Why is it that my hair has a natural wave but if I try to make it wavy myself it acts like it's never held a wave in its life. I wouldn't even care if it was at least consistently wavy but only half of it is and the other half is either straight or frizzy 🤦‍♀️

I've been up since 7am and my brain feels like it's filled with bees Should I or should I not go get a coffee?

Hello, good morning WHERE IS MY WIFE!!!! @ugh-imhere.bsky.social

I'm 99% sure this is AI and 100% sure it's horrifying 🤮🤮🤮 I was just trying to look up cute Halloween Snoopy and Woodstock pictures 😭

My desire to be anywhere besides the West Coast is... Not strong

Shout out to my therapist who let me sit in the dark and leave early cause I had a migraine Now all I have to do is get through class

First time making braised short rib curry 🩷🩷🩷

Why does eating a whole apple always feel like a challenge? Why do I have to calculate which bite will be the most optimal? Why is the first bite always the most annoying? I just wish they were tiny and had no seeds so I could toss them in my mouth like popcorn

Been seeing a lot of hate online for California's new FAST law which basically allows the DMV to auto-revoke your license for a speeding ticket... IF you're going 100+ mph Can we please be so ffr rn. Nobody NEEDS to be going over 100mph 🤦‍♀️ You deserve to get your license revoked at that point

From my cutesie New Years date 🩷💅🌹🥂 (We got hot pot)

Late night picrew 🩷

We need to stop letting men

Snooping to see who my classmates are and recognizing over half of them is honestly such a nice feeling. Like, we're really all in this for the long haul

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 Veggie curry has my entire heart 😍

The lioness does not concern herself with the fact that her hair always looks like a damn lion's mane straight out the shower

Friendly reminder today that you are not the target audience for every piece of media on the planet. I should not be seeing hour long video essays from adult men complaining about how dumb or stupid a show clearly intended for teenage girls is. Why were you watching it in the first place Craig???

Behold my child 🩷

Kat Lore: When I was in highschool I had a friend who would always tell me that I would make a perfect wife for him because I was smart enough to have riveting conversations with but not smarter than him He was gay... I don't know why he thought so hard about my wifely potential

*Shows my bf my disgusting narly bruise* It's getting better, right? My bf:

Trying out some tracing for practice and I just realized I forgot to give her glasses 🤦‍♀️

I need more unapologetic shows about women written by women. So far there's only been 3 pieces of professional media I've seen in my entire life that have really portrayed girls and women as who they are and not performative dolls. I adore each one but the fact that there's only 3 is frustrating

New show I'm watching has me giggling and kicking my feet cause WHY IS THE MAIN GIRL JUST ME IN A DIFFERENT FONT I love her so much!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Created a My Anime List. The amount of things I haven't finished is astounding

Hello, I am in a yappy mood today

My mom: Aren't you ever worried that the car wash brushes won't move right and they'll smash through your window as you're going through? Me: ......WELL NOW I AM

My grandfather is an enigma of a man. He's had 4 strokes, 5 heart attacks, has hemochromatosis, agent orange poisoning, believes in aliens & bigfoot, smokes cigars every day, enjoys working on the hot sun, believes an all meat diet is a cure all, and can still yeet someone clear across a room

Sometimes my boyfriend learns new things about me that I think are Simple Lore™ but then I remember that I started with all the insane lore first

Some silly sketches on my new iPad 🥹🥹🥹

I have been informed that I am my grandfather's favorite grandkid because I bully and hit him This man is a Vietnam veteran and apparently looks forward to having a 5'6 25 yo girl try to punk him at every turn and call him names