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OH MY GOD GUYS, IT'S FAT BEAR WEEK!!! I CANT BELIEVE I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT 😭😭😭 Please please please go vote for your favorite fat bear 😭🙏 This is literally my favorite thing every year. I love them all so much explore.org/fat-bear-week

Current friend count: -Star -Marple -Da Bois (2) -Gray boy -Tuxedo -3 black kitties -Scrungly cow pattern boi -Star's sneaky link Will the kitty count continue? Stay tuned!

Met a new friend on my walk 🥹 Every time I go for a walk it seems like I meet a new friend. Which obviously begs the question, HOW MANY FRIENDS ARE THERE?????

Reminding everyone about my SPOOKY SALE!!!! 🎃🖤💀

Tomato is love Tomato is life

Sky: Cloudy Halloween Music: Playing Drink: Acquired

Me: *Mentions swimming or riding a bike* @ninorl.bsky.social:

Banned book week is coming up soon so I think I'm going to highlight the most interesting books that have ever been banned or almost banned 👀👀👀

Learning about advocacy rules is so weird. Wdym I could get in trouble if I try to advocate while at work? Why is that a rule?

House MD was a wild show. They really just let that man walk around the hospital high as balls and roast tf outta patients

Spam liking my friends because I love them 🩷✨🥺

Me: I'm going to ease back into dancing and only go twice a month Also me: Justifies booking 4 classes in one month and signs up to perform in the showcase

Obsessed 🩷🎃 I'm wearing this to all my dance classes now

My coding assignment: Just copy and paste this code and it'll insert these two photos for you! :D Me: *Inserts photos of my cat*

Currently relying on my emotional support curly fries while taking my coding class

Kat lore: I physically cannot wink. Idk why. I've never been able to 🤷‍♀️

I'm doing an official Spooky Season Sale until the end of October! All spooky, creepy, or Halloween themed writing commissions are eligible for a 15% coupon Is this just because I want to write more spooky themed stories? Maybe... You can't prove anything 👀 spooky0writing.etsy.com?coupon=SPOOK...

Olive girly 🐍

Wamt cofe

Omgosh guys!!!! I know I'm terrible at drawing but should I try to do Rattober this year? 👀🐀

FINALLY a cookbook for me 🍅

This is what it's like having an internal medicine doctor as your PCP because I constantly forget that I can go to him for normal issues too but instead I just sit alone in a dark room by myself and parish like a Victorian child dying from tuberculosis

An actual conversation I had with my doctor: Me: Hello, I'm here to refill my very important medicine Dr: Can do! I also heard you have a cold Me: Yes, but that's not important Dr: I could prescribe you cold medicine, you know Me: You can do that? Dr: I am a doctor Me: I forgot about that

Things I care about: 🩷My wonderful friends, family, and mooties 🩷Libraries 🩷Social Programs 🩷Supporting marginalized communities 🩷The arts and humanities 🩷My personal hobbies 🩷The environment 🩷Animals 🩷DEI

🩷Showered 🩷Cozy 🩷Writing Fanfiction 🩷Snacks on hand 🩷Homework and classes finished This truly is peace

Realistically I know that I'm not graduating for at least another year-ish but I already have to apply for it and I'M GETTING NERVOUS GUYS

It's always so nice to see familiar faces in my classes 🥹🥹🥹 I really admire all my classmates and I love working with them

This is who you are asking to learn HTML, JavaScript, MARC records, and bibliographic data!!! Is this what you want!? I'm hungry...

I am not the same person I was when I picked my courses for this quarter nearly 6 months ago. I was full of hope and aspirations. Now my brain is the equivalent of a fried zucchini and you want me to learn HTML and JavaScript?????

The weather has been SO NICE lately and I really wish I could actually enjoy it but I've been sick so I've been going back and forth from freezing to sweating 😔 I just want to enjoy the nice weather while it lasts

Some random tech bro: In 30 years people are gonna live on Mars Me: You STUPID boy! You absolute BUFFOON! Do you know how hard it is for people to go into space at all? Do you understand how physically fit and healthy you have to be to even pass the training? You DUMB WALNUT! Shut up!

Happy Tinky Sunday from the cuddle bug himself 🩷😺

Me watching my best friend @ugh-imhere.bsky.social and boyfriend @ninorl.bsky.social fight about who's wife I am (I brought popcorn)

Throwback to when I went to Taco Bell and ordered a bean burrito with extra red sauce and then an additional side of red sauce and when I got to the window the guy was like "So you like red sauce, huh?" 😭😭😭 Whatever happened to people minding their own business

The other day I watched a video of two guys testing the .458 Winchester Magnum against a test dummy... All I'm gonna say is it REALLY puts the Winchester Mystery House into a different perspective. No wonder Sarah Winchester was terrified of people haunting her (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

Friendly reminder that all of September is Library Card Sign Up Month!!! 🥳🥳🥳 There's no better way to celebrate spooky season than to get free access to spooky books, movies, and activities via your local library 🎃

It's supposed to cool down significantly over the next few days and I'm very excited ʕ⁠ ⁠º⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠º⁠ʔ my only hope is that it doesn't go back to being outrageously hot again

Suspected!? You might as well just confirm it. There's no way a living breathing human actually wrote this bs! 🙄🙄🙄

Going to the library tomorrow to get a head start on assignments for the new quarter 🩷 Hopefully I can get a good chunk of work out of the way and spend the rest of my break taking it easy

Me watching a brutal murder scene: Oh he dead ded 😐

Just made 2 Etsy sales back to back in 2 days 🥹🥹🥹 I have my work cut out for me now cause they're both pretty sizable orders but I'm proud of myself for actually being able to sell stuff!

Don't mind me. Just witchy-ifying this lil freak I got in the mail (I need to get her a little necklace and a pack of tarot cards)

It feels like a bed rotting day

Me watching the egg I just cracked immediately fall into the abyss of my soup instead of resting nicely on top of my noodles like it's supposed to

I feel like companies are starting to catch on to the fact that I don't open 90% of my mail because they've started sending me things in unmarked envelopes with real stamps but then I open it and it's just Bank of America asking me to sign up for their dumb credit card

Happy Stinky Sunday!!! 🩷🩷🩷

Pretty good for only having 4 tattoos

Without saying the name, what is your favorite video game?

You're a Gym Leader who specialises in randomly generated Pokémon Randomly generate a team of 4 and post who you get randompokemon.com --- Is this good or bad? I don't know enough about Pokemon for this 🥲 The only one I know is Lucario