there's nowhere near me that's playing nirvana the band the show the movie :(

okay not to just be a totally arrogant bitch but these turned out really good??? lots of references used ofc but damn im proud of these

i still vividly remember one of the first times my dad tried quitting drinking and he would trade the beer for the tall boy monsters (i think i was in high school at this point) i asked him at one point why he drinks so much monster and he just says, dead pan, "I need something cold in my hand"

I just found out the Seattle Mariners have a pitcher that’s just straight up plural and he’s ludicrously good apparently this is all I’m gonna be able to think about

hi im breeze and this is my first real attempt at drawing porn

Happy Mother's Day! 💎✨

im fighting the sunday scaries by taking an edible

i like to coordinate my nails based on what i got going on in that particular month and im seeing the last dinner party next week these are like. last dinner party adjacent nails i think i have synesthesia so it makes sense to me at least lmaooooo

It's mother's day and I just wanted to share an old photo I found of my mom. This was probably taken a few days after my parents took me home from the hospital, and idk how to articulate it. The look on my mom's face just says, "Yeah, I'm gonna always love this weird goblin child no matter what".

my life is changing in weird and cool ways

this was so dumb lmao

there are two wolves in me one that wants external validation and the other that wants isolation they both want love

Cammy🇬🇧

Viera OC skeb | #ffxivart

uhhhh hello.........

maid day with urianger and housekeepingway? #ffxiv #メイドの日

nicol bolas twintail version

Twin Peaks: Cooper and Truman in a conference room at the Sheriff's Department receiving a safety deposit box. There is a deer head on the table.

Your uber has arrived.

this is my religion

Drawing Kathy in that outfit from chapter 24 and pretending nothing bad ever happens afterwards 🥲 #RCBG

I can never stress enough, over 14 years as a professional, shitty mspaint doodles were both ALWAYS a massive help, and damn near always paired with clients who were incredibly effective to work with/communicated clearly

#starfox 🦊

i have the insatiable urge to just Hang Out with someone this is my first quiet weekend in a bit and i desperately wanna just chat and talk to people

me when someone understands the longmont potion castle reference i made

Pythia

Porn That Didn't Get Approved

LAST MINUTE WITCH HAT for my June print drop!!!

arrived home to discover the pleasant silence in the back seat was caused primarily by my five year old writing “67” on her baby sister’s forehead with a ballpoint pen

the ancient bushido art of scoring a home run on a 4-ton sandworm

i really should make more OCs honestly i haven't made one that wasn't a fan OC or a d&d character since... probably my junior year of highschool

to those who want and pray for my demise: im going to continue living to spite you mother fuckers lmao

my adhd having ass trying to go through post dawntrail MSQs to catch up to the current patch is a very hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby situation

Since “Butch lesbian slippy toad” has been mentioned by other humans besides myself… plz perceive these. Thanx

i get my nails done on tuesday and my hair cut on friday it's gonna be a good week for me i think

woah im actually really cute

hair update: it's black now

i just keep making gold in tomodachi life

for those who know hair dye and are concerned: im using low impact demi permanent black hair dye - basically the stuff that doesn't actually like. penetrate the hair follicle and it just sits on top of it

if i get bored later today, im gonna dye my hair black the green was cute but i just want my hair one unified color again tbh

gonna go do something depraved (play FFXIV on a warm and sunny saturday afternoon)

no fucking way he's doing the hard boiled detective bit for the next *nine hours*

to preface im polyamorous etc etc but i think im fine like. not dating i think

if this game came out on a system people owned and a couple years later, this would have been used everywhere all the time