Idk is it on brand that as a baby I watched the Little Mermaid on repeat so many times on VHS that the tape wore down to where it was unplayable, and my parents had to buy another copy

I am sad for the second time I didn't catch PUP and didn't catch the double band portion of the show :/ I'm just really disappointed that I got really sick and overheated really bad, but hopefully the third time is a charm ughhhhhh

I fucking forgot Pat was doing the clown makeup so I was properly caught off guard LMAOOOOO

enter sandman? i don't think so pal. there's not enough lube on the planet.

I love how Taylor Swift killed pretty much all her goodwill and basically confirmed that she's actually an extremely performative ally Who could've seen this coming!

PUP I love youuuuu

Nine times out of ten I'm thinking of you.

w i d e

partner took a v good pic

@relaxedpizza.bsky.social im at the crystal ballroom and there's two puppy girls here barking help

I got overwhelmed so I went down to the big fancy projection room that's streaming the concert

yay : )

YOU - Who broke my heart? BEAUTIFUL NECKTIE - You both did, *bratan* — deep down, you know it was the both of you.

KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.

This is a very, very sad man who has just seen something that's made him forget his sadness.

I wanted to do draw way more but I pulled something in my right shoulder : (

jeff pupenstock tomorrow!!!!! : )

iiiiiii just folded all my laundry reorganized my entire dresser and finally finished a project ive been putting off ough

debating if i have the energy to rip my hair out while installing mods for the Sims 4 i am, unfortunately, feeling the itch

incoming

I need a bottom with a big dick, one with a small dick and one with no dick so they can form the three pieces of the tri-force: power, courage & wisdom; to seal me away forever

FIX. YOUR. FUCKING. HEART.

looking the day: titty

i feel really sick (probably just new meds ick) and im watching a video about a PS1 game that was never released outside of japan comfy

im fine just a lot going on y'know

sometimes breeze can have a panic attack at work and then leave early for the day as a treat

Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915:

some people told dave chappelle his jokes weren’t funny and this ego maniac has been having a meltdown over it for ten years

day one of concerta got me feeling like probably the most productive day ive had in awhile tho

: /

Jax is like if angel dust didn't suck

the mods of this place will strangle it to death trying to avoid it having the reputation it already has and unavoidably will always have

alright you dont want fucking queer people here i get it im not doing this elon musk bullshit again. if this doesn't turn around pretty quick i'm out. i dont have the patience to do this again.

"hello, im the CEO and im a dogshit human not deserving of the love and sympathy of the broader masses. But you knew that already when i said i was the CEO"

first actual selfie on my new phone not terrible

oversized sweatshirt = dysphoria b gone

@bbnomula.bsky.social emet-selch cosplay when

:' ) this is probably the most I've read since probably my junior year of school when I was in AP Lit lmao

not the bisexual monster good enough

started concerta eepy

desperately need to pet a dog ASAP

We've had this stinky cat for four whole years!!!!

bitches do be reading!!!!!!

i miss them a lot, like pretty much everyday but i also think about this post and i will continue the march forward

kinda wish i kept it blonde i never admitted it out loud but i dyed it black bc i wanted to impress a boy lmao

i love how without any context, this just looks like @patstaresat.bsky.social is some oracle that's spilling some cryptic divinations into @peachsaliva.bsky.social's ear