can i come over and do this

Tariff would be a beautiful name for a non-binary baby

Me setting my VPN to Albania so that youtube doesn't have any ads

Mother!

I just watched Send Help, Dylan O'Brien please call

Dylan O'Brien call me

He's always watching 🙄

It was such a fun showwww

Observed the holiday weekend by doing some very gay stuff

I like when my boring old mouth bacteria get to meet some new friends 🥰

Me looking at all of your Valentine's Day posts

Fancy Cocktail Friday

Cardi B claps back at the Department of Homeland Security

Desiring attention but not wanting to be perceived

The first place prize at bar trivia is a round of pudding shots and let's just say, things went well for the Trophy Dads this week

The City of Angels soundtrack made me gay

Monday is done, let's celebrate that

Somebody let me know who wins the football concert once it's over, just in case it comes up at bar trivia this week 🙏

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Number one dad made some avocado toast

I was in Palm Springs and Joshua Tree a couple of weeks ago for my **th birthday and I am still fantasizing about being back there

I don't know why I waited so long to watch it

Hello there 👋