Let’s see how Robert acts about strict constitutionality now that the president is coming to tell him what to fucking do about birthright citizenship. I can’t remember if this is in project 2025 or just regular racist bullshit.

Since the Supreme Court seems to think that conversion therapy is OK, I really want someone to make a camp that ‘turns people trans’. I want to see the Kansas lawmakers shit themselves over it. Maybe the Church of Satan can get on that?

I’m glad to know that Donald Trump handles regime change with this much care and precision as he handles cabinet positions. On a related note, I totally forgot that she was a puppy killer with all the awful shit Noem did recently.

Can you have sympathy for someone who is objectively horrible? Yes. I feel sorry that so many people have a hole in them that drive them to do awful shit. But there has to be a line. Suffering makes suffering and such. It’s not okay to ruin the world because you never got validation from your dad.

As a reminder; Bluesky is funded by venture capital that are running crypto scams, selling weapons to the worst people in the world, and otherwise being evil in a way that people like Trump wish they were smart enough to.

You know, if law enforcement trainers could be civilly liable for violations of the officers they train, it’d get real clean real quick.

Republicants won’t fund the TSA or FEMA because they don’t wanna regulate ICE, so they’re putting ICE in the airports now, since it has budget to spare.

If you support leadership after it breaks the social contract, you’re not being a stalwart. You’re being a simp.

So DHS is now led by Noem’s sloppy seconds. Wonderful. Someone less qualified than the woman promoted to an imaginary job.

Fetterman is less democrat than Manchin was. Fetterman is a Republican who time traveled from the 90s. Fetterman is as democrat as Romney. Also he just backed MarkWayne Moron for DHS head.

Turns out the Secretary of Defense/War/Butt Chugging even saying “no quarter” is a federal and international crime.

Send Hegseth to the front lines.

Some easy political savvy: When a politician says “the average American”, they are blowing smoke up your ass. When they say “every single American” or “everyone” look at their voting record, but, he’s probably closer to a priority. I mean, they’re blowing smoke up your ass regardless, but still…

When we are inevitably attacked by foreign sources, this administration will crow about how it called it, and a small portion of Americans will even think about the fact that those in power were the cause. Wag the dog, but stupid. Like all the other old bullshit MAGA has trotted out.

i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this

We’re no longer sanctioning Russian Oil, Peter Thiel is out loud explaining how to subvert democracy, and we have testimony of a preteen biting the current president’s dick. So, are we great yet?

For future DHS fuckups, remember the line from Chinatown: "You don't know what you're talking about, you dumb Okie"

“I have to go back and look at the war” - President Donald Trump

Federman is Manchin but cheap and obvious, which is saying something.

I don’t understand how these techno futurist who worry about AI taking control are OK with both of the idea of AGI coming up soon and also unfetter goose of AI for the government in death machines and surveillance. It’s kind of like being scared of Skynet, but cheering for cyberdyne.

New photos of Mike Johnson after meeting with Trump:

I have a solution: Send ICE to Iran.

#RELEASE THE EPSTEINFILE #RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

I don’t know if the cigarette companies considers vaping to be a net benefit for them or a net negative. It’s competition, but then again they can see every other anti-smoking group on them instead.

Impeachment, conviction, and removal only work when Congress has a spine.

Thank you, Sir, for speaking plain truth.

This is Cricket. This is the puppy that Kristi Noem put a gun to the head of and blew away. The warning signs were there.

Kristi Noem is now about the point when she realizes that much like every other person who has gotten cozy with Donald Trump, no matter how much you suck his dick, he will throw you to the wolves as soon as it saves his ass. Sacrificial lambs. There’s gonna be a lot.

You ever known as how back in the day it was all about “customer choice”? Yeah, how do I opt out of AI bullshit? That would be a choice I would like.

Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Iranian government agents were on the Signal chat with Pete Hegseth.

For Israel & the U.S. to go to war during Ramadan is also a message.

There’s definitely something to the fact that the American experiment is in danger because a group of people no longer trust evidence.

"The things that will DESTROY US are: POLITICS WITHOUT PRINCIPLES; PLEASURE WITHOUT CONSCIENCE; WEALTH WITHOUT WORK; knowledge without character; BUSINESS WITHOUT MORALITY; SCIENCE WITHOUT HUMANITY; and worship without sacrifice." ~ Mahatma Gandhi

So when are there gonna be hearings over Benghazi? [checks notes] I mean Venezuela. [checks notes] I mean Iran. [checks notes] I mean Minneapolis.

Tie every Republican Congressperson to Trump right now. Latch them to him. Put out images of them being met by him. Put out every statement that he has ever made in favor of them or that they have ever made in favor of him. Meme on them having orange around their mouths. Do not let them rest.

Do you guys remember how terrible it was when camp Mystic flooded in Texas and killed those little girls? Multiply that number by somewhere around eight, make it a missile, and we just did that in the opening minutes of this operation because “ the Pentagon did not have up-to-date maps” #Hagueseth

shockingly people are capable of simultaneously, 1. Hating their government 2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more

Fun fact: the first victim to accuse Jeffrey Epstein? A trans Latina person who was a child. They were mocked in the media.

Yeah, Khamenei was a bad man. But you don’t get to be the good guy just because you merc him. Sometimes bad guys go after bad guys. Most people just pray for both of their downfalls.

Seems like troops are calling the attack on Iran “operation Epstein fury“ in private. Looks like Pete forgot the golden rule of naming stuff; don’t let part of it start with the same letters as something wildly embarrassing. Clearly he was not bullied enough in high school.

I think it’s time again for this: youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs?...

Bill Cassidy: do your fucking job and vote on war one way or another, you passive bitch. Do it before Trump replaces you with his next Mar-a-Lago face girl.

People feel things. That moves us to seek a thing out. When we do, we decide what to do. It all comes from feeling. That’s how you get hacked. That’s how people change your mind for you. It’s the whole point of this administration. Overwhelm your ability to keep up with info and go on vibes.

Build guillotines early. Build guillotines often.

If Hegseth is in charge of the US attack on Iran, I expect them to blow up DHS holdings any minute now, based on what happened in El Paso.

Can we do an etch a sketch to the current government? Declare Mulligan? Is that a thing we can do? And if not, why

As time goes on, Transmetropolitan continues to be the work that I think has aged the best. Mostly because at this point in time, if journalists actually terrorized the rich and powerful, I think that would be a universal good.

So Israel is launching a "preventive" strike on Iran and also announcing a state of emergency, because they expect Iran to respond to their "preventive" strike by launching missiles. So like... what's being prevented here?

Radiohead has issued a statement responding to the Department of Homeland Security's unauthorized use of their song "Let Down" in a recent social media video.