I’m of the belief that Steven Universe grew up to be Colombo.

A pound of ground beef costs more than you can make in an hour at minimum wage.

Every trillionaire who has ever existed has been a petty, miserable, pathetic edgelord desperately riding a wave of cringe to seem relevant.

Trump has been going after so many people in the primaries who wanted the Epstein Files released.

The SpaceX IPO is like the flaming bag of shit. The S&P 500 is the porch. Your retirement fund is the shoe that steps on it.

If we ever discover alien life, a bunch of these anti-woke chuds are gonna be real mad about the ‘forced alien representation’ in media.

Artificial intelligence shows you more about its creators than it does about humanity. It shows you that the people who make AI want to be affirmed and reassured. They want to feel smart. They want someone else to do tedious work, but don’t have an idea what that work is.

We are living in an era defined by the fail sons of ambitious men who wanted a legacy. RFK Junior and Donald Trump both come from families where they were not even the second choice. Because of that they fucked around for a chunk of their life and now they really want the legacy.

I appreciate it when historically people knew the gravity of the situation that their efforts would create. In May of 1844, Samuel Morse sent the first telegraph. It said “what has God wrought?”

This is Steve Witkoff. He looks like if Casper the friendly ghost manifested in the body of a random country club member. He was the chief negotiator to Hamas, Russia, and Iran. His crypto company has made the Trumps a billion dollars.

If you’re left wing or trans, call yourself Christian. Memorize a useful bible quote. Make them come after Christians. If basic human dignity is too much, make the ‘idealists’ in their group uncomfortable. Make them abandon the pretense.

Can anybody sum up the whole transphobic Bluesky mods dramatic situation for me?

It’s interesting that big technology is moving towards defense all at once. Guess they don’t think AI is going to make enough money. Shocker.

It is impressive in a field this competitive that DeJoy may be the most incompetent person in the Trump administration. I’ll grant that the sandbagging of the post office is likely intentional, but by this point he would’ve been fired from a kid’s lemonade stand.

First day seeing love bugs. Well, spring was nice while it lasted.

It is completely illegal for Trump to cancel elections for any reason. Because they reside with the state, the federal government does not have the power. He cannot position ice at the polls because that is voter intimidation, which is also illegal. You have an unalienable right to vote.

Interesting time to be in a Catholic town when the president is coming for the pope.

Trump: “Open the Strait!” Iran: “No.” Trump: [Blockades the Strait]

Let’s see how Robert acts about strict constitutionality now that the president is coming to tell him what to fucking do about birthright citizenship. I can’t remember if this is in project 2025 or just regular racist bullshit.

Since the Supreme Court seems to think that conversion therapy is OK, I really want someone to make a camp that ‘turns people trans’. I want to see the Kansas lawmakers shit themselves over it. Maybe the Church of Satan can get on that?

I’m glad to know that Donald Trump handles regime change with this much care and precision as he handles cabinet positions. On a related note, I totally forgot that she was a puppy killer with all the awful shit Noem did recently.

Can you have sympathy for someone who is objectively horrible? Yes. I feel sorry that so many people have a hole in them that drive them to do awful shit. But there has to be a line. Suffering makes suffering and such. It’s not okay to ruin the world because you never got validation from your dad.

As a reminder; Bluesky is funded by venture capital that are running crypto scams, selling weapons to the worst people in the world, and otherwise being evil in a way that people like Trump wish they were smart enough to.

You know, if law enforcement trainers could be civilly liable for violations of the officers they train, it’d get real clean real quick.

Republicants won’t fund the TSA or FEMA because they don’t wanna regulate ICE, so they’re putting ICE in the airports now, since it has budget to spare.

If you support leadership after it breaks the social contract, you’re not being a stalwart. You’re being a simp.

So DHS is now led by Noem’s sloppy seconds. Wonderful. Someone less qualified than the woman promoted to an imaginary job.

Fetterman is less democrat than Manchin was. Fetterman is a Republican who time traveled from the 90s. Fetterman is as democrat as Romney. Also he just backed MarkWayne Moron for DHS head.

Turns out the Secretary of Defense/War/Butt Chugging even saying “no quarter” is a federal and international crime.

Send Hegseth to the front lines.

Some easy political savvy: When a politician says “the average American”, they are blowing smoke up your ass. When they say “every single American” or “everyone” look at their voting record, but, he’s probably closer to a priority. I mean, they’re blowing smoke up your ass regardless, but still…

When we are inevitably attacked by foreign sources, this administration will crow about how it called it, and a small portion of Americans will even think about the fact that those in power were the cause. Wag the dog, but stupid. Like all the other old bullshit MAGA has trotted out.

i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this

We’re no longer sanctioning Russian Oil, Peter Thiel is out loud explaining how to subvert democracy, and we have testimony of a preteen biting the current president’s dick. So, are we great yet?

For future DHS fuckups, remember the line from Chinatown: "You don't know what you're talking about, you dumb Okie"

“I have to go back and look at the war” - President Donald Trump

Federman is Manchin but cheap and obvious, which is saying something.

I don’t understand how these techno futurist who worry about AI taking control are OK with both of the idea of AGI coming up soon and also unfetter goose of AI for the government in death machines and surveillance. It’s kind of like being scared of Skynet, but cheering for cyberdyne.

New photos of Mike Johnson after meeting with Trump:

I have a solution: Send ICE to Iran.

#RELEASE THE EPSTEINFILE #RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

I don’t know if the cigarette companies considers vaping to be a net benefit for them or a net negative. It’s competition, but then again they can see every other anti-smoking group on them instead.

Impeachment, conviction, and removal only work when Congress has a spine.

Thank you, Sir, for speaking plain truth.

This is Cricket. This is the puppy that Kristi Noem put a gun to the head of and blew away. The warning signs were there.

Kristi Noem is now about the point when she realizes that much like every other person who has gotten cozy with Donald Trump, no matter how much you suck his dick, he will throw you to the wolves as soon as it saves his ass. Sacrificial lambs. There’s gonna be a lot.

You ever known as how back in the day it was all about “customer choice”? Yeah, how do I opt out of AI bullshit? That would be a choice I would like.

Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Iranian government agents were on the Signal chat with Pete Hegseth.