Every single “he would never do X” statement has been wrong. How much longer are people gonna get fed this obvious bullshit?

Conservatives I knew in 2013: “shit. All government is bad. All politicians suck.” Conservatives I know in 2025: [chanting over Trump shrine]

I don’t wanna hear how smug liberals are anymore. Of course they are, but I’ve seen the petty self-righteous bullshit. You guys did after Charlie Kirk died. It’s the same smugness, just stupid and hateful. Look at Agent Orange himself.

The truest thing I have read all day. @timhannan.bsky.social

FBI: "There was anti-ICE writing on the bullet." *flash over to the scene of the crime* *bullet has "anti-ICE" written on it* This is not real. This is a Family Guy bit.

Finish the quote, 2025 edition. If you take care of the company: A) the company will take care of you. B) I guess we’ll pay you because we have to but no more than the minimum, and also if we sell the company out from underneath you, good luck with health insurance and the job market, fucker.

Whether it is intentional or not, it’s pretty clear after almost 10 months that Trump is leading us to an isolation stance. This UN interaction pretty much seals it. We’ve relinquished all of the soft power that we are capable of in a single administration. Picture a vaguely Jesus-y North Korea.

Options: 1) shut down the government. Stops the Epstein investigation. Bunch of government workers unemployed. 2) give Donald Trump budget rescission powers. Negate Congressional checks. Yeah, it’s bad either way. Someone tell the democrats to not stop blaming the GOP this time… Schumer…

This is Bob Iger, CEO of Disney. He looks like if a young Bill Gates were the villain principal in a teen sports movie. He rolls over and gives his belly to authoritarians until it bothers his shareholders.

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

[Kristi Noem hastily sharpies ‘ANIT-ICE’ on a bullet before letting anyone in] “Let’s just take a look here… wow! The left again!” I realize that’s probably not what happened, but the question is, can you trust that it didn’t happen anymore?

Remember to ask your congressperson to release the Epstein Files.

Do you know for the very next writer strike, they’re gonna try AI. You know it.

Can someone do a quick photoshop of the bullets found at the ICE facility to say “Libruls”

If you’re protesting and you have a passport, drop the $20 bucks or so to get a passport card. It’s legal ID and it doesn’t have your address on it. Carry that instead if you can.

The founder and CEO of Nexstar looks like if Alex Jones decided to skin and wear Alec Baldwin. But yeah, If we find out later that this guy is a sophisticated animatronic controlled by Mr Burns, I will not be surprised.

You have the capacity to override politics, not just voting (though you should since they use that as a shield) You can choose never to convict anyone of a crime you don’t believe in. You can support neighborhoods so they don’t have to play ball with the gov. You can waste a bureaucrat’s time.

Sinclair Media is run by a guy who looks like if George McFly never stopped peeping on girls, and only has an issue with Biff because he’s competition.

It only took me till now, but I figured out what Trump actually is. He is that jackass rich kid who has a bunch of stupid hanger-ons who threatened to tell the teacher or his rich daddy on you when you stand up for yourself, and lies about everything he does. That kid, but in charge of the school.

Reminding everyone of the time the current president shit himself on the golf course.

“But the government has always been callous!” Yeah but used to be that the callousness was a consequence of decisions and not the purpose.

Did you guys hear?!? Trump stopped a war between Armenia and Cambodia! (Look to a map to see why this is funny)

Republicans have owned all the government for over 9 months. How much better is your life?

ABC folding under pressure about Jimmy Kimmel is good, but it shouldn’t have happened in the first place. Maybe give it a few months before you renew your Disney plus is all I’m saying.

So which is more corrupt: Tom Homan taking a $50,000 bribe on camera with no consequence, or Trump upping the H1-B visa cost to $100,000 that the executive branch can ‘choose to wave’ for the right kind of people?

Stephen Miller’s Kirk speech was like if someone used an AI to rewrite a Goebbels speech.

Let me see if I can break this down. When somebody kills a person, that’s bad. When an ice agent does it or a police officer does it, you paid them to do it. If they are not accountable for their actions, you are in support of a murderous regime.

As a reminder, this is not the bad part yet. It gets worse. A lot of fascist dictatorships don’t last more than a handful of years. Other ones last generations. Even when things are getting better, it will still be bad. Brace yourself. Get prepared. Learn. Take care of your neighbors.

President Trump has a very limited window to start trying to atone. And he knows it. Between the way people reacted when he was sick to the way people reacted when Charlie Kirk died, he has to know the celebration that his death is going to cause, and it has to scare him. He lives for legacy.

As the country spirals towards oblivion and drags a sizable chunk of the world‘s well-being with it, I can’t help but look at all the little things that are spiraling out of control at the same time in it’s wake. Today, I don’t feel like being rebelliously hopeful. Back at it tomorrow.

You know, we went after Nixon for a lot less than what Trump just said to Pam Bondi.

The Republican Party owns the house, the Senate, the presidency, the Supreme Court. Why in the hell would Democrats believe themselves responsible for shut down, other than massive arrogance and career fear? At this point, it is either that or get pocket rescissioned into irrelevance.

1% of all Louisianaians are in prison. 1 in 100. 1067 in 100,000 to be precise.

First they came for the immigrants, and I did nothing, because my job is tiring. Then they came for trans people, and I briefly complained online, but went about life. Then they came to the mainstream media, and I said “well the mainstream media is garbage anyway “ Then they… You know the rest.

Just as a point of reference. If you treat Charlie Kirk the way you treat JFK just because they both were assassinated, you’re really not respecting the man or the legacy as much as you are the bullet.

Hey, I found the entertainment industry keeps its courage! The Writers Guild is on strike.

Lemme make this shit crystal clear for everyone since legacy media has abdicated the job:

Virtually all incitement to political violence comes from the right. Virtually all political violence comes from the right. The right made a felon and rapist POTUS. Meanwhile, the left keeps nominating for POTUS lawyers who believe in rule of law. Do *not* let this timeline gaslight you. Ever.

Calling it now: the US is cooked. Had a pretty good suspicion this whole time. The warning signs were all over the place as early as the last Obama administration. Things you would not have believed in 2015:

The ‘Liberal’ Abundance Movement is sponsored by tech bros, the Koch brothers, and the writers of project 2025. Anyone who sells you the philosophy is scamming you to vote against your best interest. This is how they got MAGA; say “we need change” then put who will do their job.

@jimmykimmel.com you tried to meet in the middle and appeal to common decency and they broke your fucking knees for it.

We are aghast at the intolerance shown by Mr. Kimmel implying that Charlie Kirk was human and not the second Son of God.

Some Democrats: “We need to do anything to save our democracy!” Me: “Appeal to the youth vote, including addressing civil rights, genocide, and the toxic nature of the entrenched political system?” Some Democrats: “…not that.”

Where in the entire fuck is Anonymous?

Corporate “news” is 100% complicit in not merely covering up, but in perpetuating the murderous racism of this system.

i guess not I'm surprised that Ken Jennings is really good here, i just wouldn't have predicted the host of Jeopardy being a voice of moral courage on this specific issue.

So, y’all are really just gonna let all this happen aren’t you? (Not y’all as in most of bluesky)