Scalzi™️ runs on dry cereal and Coke Zero. This is even more energy efficient than his previous solar powered functions, which didn’t pan out because he doesn’t go outside.

None pizza with left beef

Guess who found out about this little fact AFTER getting a tattoo

No lie Brian Lagerstrom’s stuffing recipe is SO FLIPPIN GOOD it single-handedly made me actually like stuffing for once in my life youtu.be/Z8J2HgaaSgQ?...

A Sunday bougie boozy brunch buffet with my bestie was much needed 🫶🏻

All the exciting things happen when I’m not there 🙄

Big day for the Scalzi clan: Athena is officially moving out and moving into a house of her own. The closing was today; she's in possession of the keys and transferred over the utilities. Here's to the next stage in her life.

DAMN Delta, second one this year huh 😭😭

Bought this book to read on my flight (read the whole thing (it’s short heh)) and didn’t notice until later that @maryrobinettekowal.com translated it!!

Eating a beignet in a black shirt and black leggings while sitting in a black airport gate seat might not have been my best move

Well well well look who is at the San Francisco airport!

Well well well, look who’s at the used bookstore

My favorite thing about being in San Fran is paying 9 dollars for one of the worst lattes I’ve ever had ☺️🤭🤩

I had 380 tabs open on my phone. My phone crashed out of nowhere and didn’t turn back on for like ten minutes. When it did, my tabs were gone. Rest In Peace everything I planned to buy over the past three years and didn’t get around to.

Absolutely convinced that every single taxi and Lyft driver don’t believe in using AC for some reason

RIP dad you’ll be missed 😔 and I’m so totally stealing your super fancy chair

I’m in San Francisco and every SINGLE billboard ad is for AI 💀 I’m not surprised but also.. ick.

Plus I’m an absolute fucking maniac WAITING TO BE UNLEASHEDDD 👹👹👹👹👹

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL DAY Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!! (Also we are flying to different places funny enough)

Thanks for the lovely window seat Delta 🤩🤩 (this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)

Second time this week 🥲

I can’t remember who beat him to the punch but I saw this joke on here YESTERDAY 💀

This lady at my gate is sniffling, sneezing, coughing up a fucking lung, no mask or covering her mouth, and she’s THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. MA’AM U HAVE NO BUSINESS SERVING PEOPLE THEIR FOOD AND DRINKS.

I never knew before right now that I definitely needed to hear the violin version of Despacito, so thank you Delta for playing that during boarding, honestly kind of rocked my morning.

I have the perfect chance to make the people around me on this flight very uncomfortable. Sword Art Online here I come 🤠

It is 6am and the man next to me at the airport restaurant/bar just ordered a double Jameson and Coke. First of all, DAYUM. Second of all, respect.

Me: Wow my acne has really calmed down lately! I feel like it’s much less aggressive and more manageable lately :) My acne now that I’m going to San Fran this weekend and gonna be meeting a bunch of people: HEYY BITCH DID YOU MISS ME 😈😈

Finally tried Tim Horton’s coffee for the first time!! How exciting!! Happy to say I’m currently sipping on the worst iced vanilla latte I’ve ever had 🤭🤭

Turns out getting a midday hot stone massage and a 50% off sushi lunch does wonders for your Monday mood 🤩

@scalzi.com fixing all my blog posts 🤭🤣

Early?! Do you know what month we are in?! Quit whining you don’t even go outside 😒

So I shouldn’t order this apple pie sauerkraut?

No pain quite like burning your brown butter. You tell yourself, “it’s not burnt, it’s just extra extra toasty brown!!” But you’re lying to yourself. It’s burnt. Ya burnt it.

Oh my god what a steal, thank god it’s on sale!

I had a dinner party!! And everything was really good!! Check out the deets on my blog if you feel like it :) whatever.scalzi.com/2025/09/22/t...

Saw this absolute banger of a shirt at the thrift store today 💀

Heyy y’all if you’re feeling bad about yourself, just know that I just pulled up to a Wendy’s and asked for a Whopper Jr. 💀

*I* shall be the romance novel writing Scalzi, make no mistake about that

I’m pumping gas right now and I inserted my card, and the screen said “do you want to donate to CHARITY?” broski, WHICH ONE? And why is it all in caps?!

Literally watching with my own eyeballs the high school students in front of me doing work on their laptops at the coffee shop and they are only using Google AI Overview and legit copy and pasting from it.

Look how adorable they are 🥺

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

How brain rotted do you have to be to see a video of someone in a ship and think of a black ops II map (that one is actually my second favorite map lmao)

When I was a teenager I used to put my phone in a Ziploc bag so I could text in the shower. So glad I’m past that phase. Now I don’t use a bag because I don’t care if my phone gets a little wet.

Charlie is thrilled to have received a limited edition bandana after her grooming appointment

Who wants to guess what I’m making??

Did someone say cookies?? No? Must’ve been the wind.

This boba is the freshest, softest, most yummy tapioca pearls I’ve ever had omggg this absolutely slapped

DAYUM can I get some pretzel bun with my honey mustard?? Fawk 😭😭

An absolutely giant bird just swooped down and flew like ten feet above my car and I was like wtf that’s a big ass bird, I looked and it was a bald eagle.