Trump forcibly raped a 13 year old girl.

I don’t know who is doing this, but please don’t stop. You’re awesome.

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This Labor Day, we honor the generations of workers who fought for the 40-hour week, safe workplaces, & fair pay. I’m proud to stand in solidarity with labor and invite you to join us for our Labor Day Picnic in Plano! 📅 Sat, Aug 30 | 4–6PM 📍 Haggard Park 🍔 Free food, 🎶 music, 👥 community #HD70

@bobcesca.bsky.social @driftglass.bsky.social @bluegal.bsky.social y’all were complaining that Star Trek: Strange New Worlds retconned the Gorn. Don’t forget that the Klingons were already retconned in Star Trek: The Motion Picture and were retconned yet again in Star Trek: Discovery.

The people on Epstein’s client list investigating Epstein’s client list are happy to report that Epstein didn’t have a client list to report on.

Meet my tenant Bee Bunny. She lives in a warren under my shed. Bob asked her out for dinner, but she declined.

Meet my neighbor Mal. He’s on his way to lunch with Bob.

Meet my neighbor Bob.

The American press has been lobotomized. White House declares victory in trade war with China, headline: “U.S. Announces China Trade Deal in Geneva” But because I actually read the White House’s stupid non-statement: “I’m happy to report that we made substantial progress between the United States 1/

Rep. Pat Fallon to Zennials: “If you want to retire, work two jobs.”

Ladies & gentlemen, the 10 members enable Trump caucus in the U.S. Senate who weren’t there when Federal workers needed them.

There you go @bluegal.bsky.social Trump is gonna do what Biden should have. 🤔

If a Democrat fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, there would be a right-wing and media frenzy for weeks.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

@bluegal.bsky.social @driftglass.bsky.social saddest part of the final “Fire DeJoy” before 🟠34 gets re-inaugurated is that after four years Biden couldn’t effectuate this.

The Plano Overnight Warming Station (POWS) is an overnight short-term emergency shelter that offers safety for unhoused neighbors when temperatures or a combination of precipitation, wind, and temperature become dangerously inclement. 1/

Congratulations to @ohiostatefb.bsky.social on making it to the college 🏈 national championship game. #CruzCurse 🤬

I want Joe Biden to resign on January 18. Not for a practical reason, but just for the LOLZ of ruining Trump’s “47” merchandise.

This is why felonTrump won, because the justice system doesn’t understand the political calendar. www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-p...

Just remember, it’s always about the schools.

How a suburban DFW school district became a breeding ground for the “anti-woke,” “anti-CRT,” “anti-trans” movement that Trump to tapped into and the strategy that was pioneered there would be copied in towns across the nation—quietly shaping what untold numbers of children learn. A 🦋🧵…

Watching the Steelers-Browns game in the snow really tickled my inner 6 year old.

Yesterday at the polls @plesafortexas approached a young black man (maybe 19-21) and she asked him if he’d like a Democratic slate, and he replied, “I’m not a Democrat.” I was chilled at his words. In her race he was an outlier, nationally he was the canary in a coal mine.

Has anyone seen the @OU_Football offense? #RedRiverShowdown #RedRiverRivalry #Boomer #HookEm #Longhorns

A true believer. Show me your Trump tattoo. #MAGA #Trump

It didn’t go well for the dotard. #Debate #PresidentialDebate

The ketchup cleaning crews at Perv-A-Lago are working overtime today. I’m here for the meltdown. 🍿🍿🍿 #TrumpIsWeird #GoKamala

Remember this speech by First Lady Laura Bush whenever 34 attacks @KamalaHarris’ laugh: “Life under the Taliban is so hard and repressive, even small displays of joy are outlawed. Mothers face beatings for laughing out loud.” 11/17/01 #Project2025

Thank you Kamala Harris for hugging my daughter. Thank you Kamala Harris for your experience as a prosecutor. You make a wonderful contrast against the 34 time convicted felon. I look forward to you being the first GenX President and you have my 100% support. 1/

I didn’t have, “you’re such whiner” on my Bingo card. #DebateNight #Debates2024

For once I agree with Trump. #DebateNight #Debates2024

Everything Trump sucked at is Biden’s fault. Every accomplishment of Biden, Trump did. Every accusation is a confession. #DebateNight #Debates2024

WTF is growing out of Trump's left ear? #DebateNight #Debates2024

Don’t believe the #FakeNews about @celtics, @dallasmavs can still win the #NBA Title…#IfMikePenceDoesTheRightThing

How cold is it supposed to be in Texas tonight? Well @tedcruz showed up in my forecast. #FixTheGrid 🥶🥶🥶

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye. #KevinMcCarthy

R.I.P. @Tua #NFL #Chiefs #Dolphins #DamnTua

@kagrox.bsky.social not radio/podcast friendly, but in writing the “G🤡P” is a perfect assessment.

The Ken Paxton Revenge Tour revealed its Collin County G🤡P State Representative line-up tonight. #HD33 @justinaholland #HD61 @FrazierForTexas #HD66 @MattShaheen #HD67 @leachfortexas #HD89 @CandyNobleHD89

@kagrox.bsky.social can’t wait to hear your take on your old boss’ legal troubles. Put your workplace experience and legal degree to good use simultaneously. #KITM

I’m sure that somewhere out there there is someone who went into #MNF with a less than one point lead whose #fantasy @NFL league scoring subtracts sacks and they lost by not benching #AaronRodgers. But damn this is hilarious. That “win probability”.

Just another crazy holiday Monday at Parker & Preston in Plano, TX. Really? Trump+JFK Jr? A crook and a corpse?

I don’t know what’s gonna happen in this week’s finale of @Marvel’s @SecretInvasion, but I do know that when Gravik tried to take over #Barbieland he utterly failed. #Barbie

Are you looking for a summer service project that you and your teens can do together? Please join @PlanoWestRotary in helping @Plano_Schools stuff backpacks w/school supplies. We will be doing this service project twice, Mon 7-17 1p-3p & Thu 7-20 9a-11a.

Happy birthday, @cityofplanotx!

Just remember, yesterday the Texas House of Representatives gave @KenPaxtonTX a pat on the back for a job well done. #ImpeachPaxton

Rally against Hate today at 11:30am Saturday, April 22 11:30am at Haggard Park (901 E 15th Street, Plano, TX 75074). #Plano