@guerillacricket.bsky.social jesus fucking christ, Bear, calm the fuck down.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social calling them "blueys" is stupid and I will not do so.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social who is this umpire and what has he done with the Real Blind Joel?

@guerillacricket.bsky.social take a fucking catch, Root. You numb handed plonker.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social play Bear's Riley Roussouw jingle!

@guerillacricket.bsky.social oh yeah I can use this instead of the cesspool of engorged cuntery...

@guerillacricket.bsky.social I've been blueskying my arse off at you and you never read them!

@guerillacricket.bsky.social Bluesky? More like grey the way the world is going, am I right?!

@guerillacricket.bsky.social Bluesky, you say? Fuck Twitter then.