Why does she look like me.

My usual device is nowhere to be seen. As of now I am typing this message from Aseah's smart fridge. This is a desperate cry for help.

Gubo's dumbass shot me in the arm because he can't hold a gun to save his life so I beat him up so badly that he's actually bearable to look at now. Personally I think Hermann should let me kill him.

born a bum shoot like a bum die a bum

The first time it was mildly amusing but now it's getting ridiculous. How does one even suck this much at shooting a gun. That scope isn't doing shit get him new glasses please.

Jia Huan

I need to take a day off someday. All one of my coworkers does is talk about "the Whale" I don't give a fuck about the Whale do your job.

*Loud-ass sounds of steel being broken through. @naivecyans.bsky.social

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Intriguing.

...Eugh.

Why is everyone becoming my sister. One was already too many.

Hermann told me that I should know what to do since it is Pride Month. What does she mean by this? Does she want me to like, collect the gay golden boughs?????

..........

//Small notice. Account will continue to be on a semi-hiatus until the end of canto 8. By then I will be reincarnated into a lotus flower.//

I woke up to an unpleasant feeling, as if my days are numbered.

Anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling??????

Me when... uh... when... when the... yeah.

@#?^&$!!

Do you mean to say I remind you of a spider? I don't have a negative opinion of them, so I do not mind... But I am rather curious about this perception.

Hi Carmen.

After pressing the button, a big anvil dropped on me, and I blacked out... Surely nothing of note happened while I was out.

Maybe the real April fools were us all along... ... ...Wait a minute...

:3

I love my family

Do not press the giant red button.

Do I press the giant red button?

Heheh. I remember when, as a punishment, my siblings and I would be thrown out of the mansion for a night to fend for ourselves against the sweepers... It is quite nostalgic.

Hambu.rgrr .er.

Piano Tiles.

o i i a i o i i a i

It takes longer than I'd like to admit, yet I do not mind it all that much; there's not that many times where I have much downtime, after all.

This certainly is... important information to know. Something amusing that I had learned as a young child was that "racecar" backwards is also "racecar"... speaking of, I still feel carsick.....

What the hell do you mean by "Wah~"???

Gaming.

Heh... What an interesting creature. Jia Cat shall accompany me from now on.

...Haaah?!?!?

Cute...? .....The flattery is unnecessary, but I appreciate it nonetheless. It wasn't put by anyone in particular; rather, it is simply there because I like these flowers.

The gift is appreciated. This bullet definitely seems out of the ordinary— while firearms are not my primary weapon choice, I shall hold onto it in the event I need to use it.

As a child, I would always look forward to the red envelopes that my siblings and I would get during this time of year… Even now, I find myself reminiscing. .....How much ahn should I put in here...

Earlier, I inquired Gubo about why he wears glasses. He said something about how pushing them up gives the impression of him being a more profound individual... ...If I were honest, I think he just does it to feel cooler than he actually is.

yaoi

I have a gun.

tweaking

Hong Lu lore. #LimbusCompany

Time to take this ridiculous hat off... I am not wearing any more hats.

The idea of a new start holds many promises, with many new memories to be made. May the best experiences outweigh the bad ones. Happy New Year.

Why is the sky so brIGHT WHO SET OFF THOSE FIREWORKS.

Hah! It doesn't fit you at all, brother.

This is ridiculous.