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I have been shot 10 times so far this week. I think I should just quit.

Happy Anniversary, PMSKY

Nagel und Nails or whatever we're called

Why does she look like me.

My usual device is nowhere to be seen. As of now I am typing this message from Aseah's smart fridge. This is a desperate cry for help.

Gubo's dumbass shot me in the arm because he can't hold a gun to save his life so I beat him up so badly that he's actually bearable to look at now. Personally I think Hermann should let me kill him.

born a bum shoot like a bum die a bum

The first time it was mildly amusing but now it's getting ridiculous. How does one even suck this much at shooting a gun. That scope isn't doing shit get him new glasses please.

Jia Huan

I need to take a day off someday. All one of my coworkers does is talk about "the Whale" I don't give a fuck about the Whale do your job.

*Loud-ass sounds of steel being broken through. @naivecyans.bsky.social

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Intriguing.

...Eugh.

Why is everyone becoming my sister. One was already too many.

Hermann told me that I should know what to do since it is Pride Month. What does she mean by this? Does she want me to like, collect the gay golden boughs?????

..........

//Small notice. Account will continue to be on a semi-hiatus until the end of canto 8. By then I will be reincarnated into a lotus flower.//

I woke up to an unpleasant feeling, as if my days are numbered.

Anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling??????

Me when... uh... when... when the... yeah.

@#?^&$!!

Do you mean to say I remind you of a spider? I don't have a negative opinion of them, so I do not mind... But I am rather curious about this perception.

Hi Carmen.

After pressing the button, a big anvil dropped on me, and I blacked out... Surely nothing of note happened while I was out.

Maybe the real April fools were us all along... ... ...Wait a minute...

:3

I love my family

Do not press the giant red button.

Do I press the giant red button?

Heheh. I remember when, as a punishment, my siblings and I would be thrown out of the mansion for a night to fend for ourselves against the sweepers... It is quite nostalgic.

Hambu.rgrr .er.

Piano Tiles.

o i i a i o i i a i

It takes longer than I'd like to admit, yet I do not mind it all that much; there's not that many times where I have much downtime, after all.

This certainly is... important information to know. Something amusing that I had learned as a young child was that "racecar" backwards is also "racecar"... speaking of, I still feel carsick.....

What the hell do you mean by "Wah~"???

Gaming.

Heh... What an interesting creature. Jia Cat shall accompany me from now on.

...Haaah?!?!?

Cute...? .....The flattery is unnecessary, but I appreciate it nonetheless. It wasn't put by anyone in particular; rather, it is simply there because I like these flowers.

The gift is appreciated. This bullet definitely seems out of the ordinary— while firearms are not my primary weapon choice, I shall hold onto it in the event I need to use it.

As a child, I would always look forward to the red envelopes that my siblings and I would get during this time of year… Even now, I find myself reminiscing. .....How much ahn should I put in here...

Earlier, I inquired Gubo about why he wears glasses. He said something about how pushing them up gives the impression of him being a more profound individual... ...If I were honest, I think he just does it to feel cooler than he actually is.

yaoi

I have a gun.

tweaking

Hong Lu lore. #LimbusCompany

Time to take this ridiculous hat off... I am not wearing any more hats.