Seeing my Dad not even being able to raise a dog makes it make sense how I turned out

I should start spreading whimsical misinformation, based on puns and sillyness

⚠️🧠FACT:🧠⚠️ Drive-By-Shootings were named after the small Swedish village of Driveby, where they were invented. 🇸🇪

bin kein DJ, lege nur Lines auf

Ich persönlich kenne sehr Viele die durch eine Änderung des #CannG in die Kriminalität zurückgedrängt werden, bzw. hin zum Schwarzmarkt. Ganz egal ob Streeck oder die Parteien das wollen oder nicht. Sinnfreie Politik.

Schranz Sunday: listening to Klangkuenstler - Toter Schmetterling, while fried like a chicken nugget

It be the season of the witch

I'm awake for way too long now, but haven't spotted any shadow people yet

Listening to dumb Russian trap makes it feel like summer 2018 again 🚬 🍊 🍸 😔 🇷🇺 🇩🇪

time to listen to Schranz and practice drawing or something

I should buy Oktoberfestbier! More % alc and it's not available year round!

Why I'm drinking so much wine/beer recently? They call it Suchtverlagerung, look it up sweetheart. 😎🍷

Waking up and baking a fresh pizza from dough prepared they day before is nice

Smoking on that Danish medical BIG PURPLE DRAGON weed

Wenn man die KPD verbieten konnte gehört die AfD verbieten, zumindest eine Volksabstimmung zum AfD Verbot wäre angebracht

BREAKING NEWS: Water sausage shows off his impressive skills.

mirror selfie

Kühl wie ein Kühlregal regal wie ein König

who's mark and why should I question him

Digga, Bielefeld gibt's ja wirklich ich dachte das ist ein Meme, dass es das wirklich gibt

If I had cats I would name them "Garlic", "Sony WH1000XM3" and "Jake"

I jsut got asked what my favorite movie was and I had no fucking idea

should I bring Mephedrone to EF or is that too Berghain? /j