If you write a vore story where the reader gets to pick their own path; Is that called "chews your own adventure?" 🤔

“Your head is getting so heavy now...here, let me help.” Old but still good #ocart #cairn

Woke up this morning to the ravenous realization that I need art of my boy being eaten by a snake .///. I'm down particularly bad, and it's gonna be tricky either finding the time to do it myself or finding the right artist for the task

I wrote a self-indulgent 1500 word thingy based on "that one scene" in Mina the Hollower, puppets are neat, I'm a coward and embarrassed so this one is on request only. Message me wherever you can find me and I'll send, it's kink but not porn, and only makes sense if you've seen that scene.

The comic about the pokémon all being shaped like buff men, but it's just me in the bed with snake pokémon.

He is the very model of a modern major imbecile, He fiddles while the country burns, he rules with fear tyrannical. He’s lazy, brutish, and ill-willed, he thinks that he’s infallible. His hands are small, he steals from all, his writing's ungrammatical.

I would give anything to be on a lap right now with my head stroked softly Things are going to be emotionally frought for the next couple days, but I know I have those around me to help 💙

Man, this jungle is just full of snakes! Now, they've got Malome too! YCH for Malome (https://bsky.app/profile/malomestarlight.bsky.social)

Careful when travelling through the jungle. You never know when you'll encounter a lamia. They can be quite persuasive 🌀w🌀 For @lostllamamocca.bsky.social 🦙🐍✨ My Linktree: www.linktr.ee/surrealatorium

Always work towards living your best life, even when things are hard I'll be rooting for you

Cast yourself as a villain

This will be an open-ended commission period, and I’ll be accepting new requests indefinitely for now, including everyone who has already reached out. Thanks for your support, and I look forward to working with you!

Summoning Water is my new ACEO for bid in my ebay shop hawthornandarts. Take a look! Might find something you like!

Threw together a pfp for artfight!

Shoutout to that time I was put so deep in trance that when it was being described that I was entering a black hole I actively heard the lyrics to Once in a Lifetime pulling me in 😅

He doesn't get to be awake as often as we'd like, but it's still a treat to see him go at it :3

A good neck tug/squeeze just hits all the right buttons, doesn't it?

Hypnotic. 👏 Booty. 👏 Will get me every time.

The need to keep my guard up and maintain my best interests... Versus the tones of someone particular sinister... The invitation to just give in as one who's so helpless is meant to... Time again time again... "I shouldn't... But I want to." 🫠🌀

Commissions are now open: $80usd for Full Rendered images $50usd for YCH images $40usd for Low Rendered images (Page 1 says "no details" just to save space) Taking 4 slots total - DM here or on Discord @yahkuslight More examples of my work on fA DM for all other details 🐍

I typically need trance to enjoy being given any kind of head, which is a combination of things that my brain assumes doesn't typically work for most of the involved parties and honestly feels a little strange... I'm also a cretin for being hypnotized to please :3

Another full moon is approaching, so here are some tips to help you survive an encounter with Naga Horatio: 1) Stay out of trees. That's where he lives. 2) DO NOT stare for too long! That's how he gets you! 3) Don't show fear or annoyance. Instead, reciprocate the interest! This will confuse him.

ahem...anyway

I know what I'm buying this Friday :3

Commission for AldricWolf involving his character coiled up.

My mind always rolls over with the joke about buying dead roses to not think about the hurt... It gets easier not to think about it, but I'll always miss him all the same. To those who have a good relationship with their patriarch, I hope you get to celebrate such today 💙

Late to the trend but treeeend all the same~

This is true: getting zonked *does in fact* help me feel a bit more like myself artistically Just another two more straight hours of fractionation and I think I'll be good to go on my art career 💙

I've been tickled all morning by the idea of Malome in a rain blanket 💙 More specifically all the different little ways I would sneak my own heritage into ways that he would be portrayed - I imagined opening lines at the beginning of platforming levels where he would say a smudge of Gilakas'la 💙

I would like to be pinned and toyed with please :3

" awe~ how cute..let's get you nice and snug little puppy~ " - Get rekted >=)) @malomestarlight.bsky.social

Anonymous commission with Marceline and Yasuque - he has a history dealing with vampires, and it looks like sunlight won't be a concern for her... For too much longer, at least~ #coils #hypno #peril #jungle #YasuqueArt

Vessel from Sleep Token, live in my ebay shop at hawthornandarts for auction.

My “Winged Critter” series available tonight at 8pm CST in my ebay shop hawthornandarts. Starting bid at $0.99

More traditional art. This time of more of that Rain World/Jungle Book crossover idea. I decided to draw the Saint and Kaa together this time. For some reason I feel like they're kinda kindred souls? I think I'm cooking anyway, lol #traditional_art #furry #furryart #kaa #coils #hypnosis #hypnosky

Being actively and aggressively kissed and stroked off would fix me right about now .///.

Being kissed over and over, breaking each point of contact with the words "You're falling, Puppy," moaned and gasped into my ears as I melt into a puddle 🫠💙

Awww he’s so happy!! Sure hope nothing bad happens to him! Oh hey look there’s a funky looking satellite up ahead…

Sorry he couldn’t quite hear that over the sound of being brainwashed

I would like to be pinned and toyed with please :3

I wish memory stuff worked on me For every bit of progress I've made rediscovering parts of myself there is genuinely around eight or so years I would like to absolutely forget and move past I know that's unhealthy thinking but a couple memories definitely hit me a little hard this morning...

What can I say, I'm a registered slut for good character design, and by golly gosh does Tree have OC of all persuasions to suit your tastes~ Just spent a sleepless night writing a 5000 word story for the Wildlands bunch, I'd say I did a pretty good job, indulge: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

QRT with your pride flags! 💙

I've been tickled all morning by the idea of Malome in a rain blanket 💙 More specifically all the different little ways I would sneak my own heritage into ways that he would be portrayed - I imagined opening lines at the beginning of platforming levels where he would say a smudge of Gilakas'la 💙

if you don't have a representation of your inner self, a fursona, even a character, I don't know where to start talkin to you tbh I can interact with a dog, a cat, a bird, a squirrel, a bunny.. How do I interact with like, Paul the Human? "Hi how are ya" - - "Wonderful weather we're havin"

🎶 It's not that complicated, No matter what they say, You're probably gonna be A couple meeee's It's not that difficult, To get your head around, A snake, vampire, And-a puppyyyy~ 🎶

This is true: getting zonked *does in fact* help me feel a bit more like myself artistically Just another two more straight hours of fractionation and I think I'll be good to go on my art career 💙

Newest ACEO in my Ebay shop, and an opportunity to to purchase a custom ACEO for $7

Without context this is the funniest post I've seen in a while 💙

Waking up in bed vs. waking up in coils 💛 My Linktree: www.linktr.ee/surrealatorium