Love After Lockup is hilarious to me. Idc

Do yall ever have dreams about artists dropping new music (you never heard before) and it’s 🔥🔥? But when you wake up you can’t remember the beat, the rhythm, the flow, nothing. Like damn, I could of made the song myself or sold them the track 😂😂😂

I think LisaRaye is an adorable old lady. Its the cheeks.

Where’s my tall ladies at? Post your height. 5’7”+ 🥰🥰🥰 I’m 5’9” 💪🏾

I need to make some fried pies. Do yall know what those are?

Where is the full clip 😭😭😭 because he be tweaking 🤣🤣🤣

So they only rented that castle for the first week 🤔 #QueensCourt

The Florida Evans theory tickles me 😂😂 I just cannot watch Good Times.

I wonder how many people actually divorced because of Covid.. and how long were they married prior? Like, being quarantined with your spouse really showed their true colors. Or shined light on aspects they pushed in the dark.

Im on episode 2 of Queens Court, season 2 and Im not feeling Zach 🫠

I couldnt go on a dating reality show, I dont like touching people fr 😂😂😂😂

They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree but don’t underestimate the wind.

Theres a Detroit woman on all 3 reality shows that I watch. And Im proud of that, they’re working 💪🏾

“The man that knows something knows that he knows nothing at all” — Erykah

Ive been journaling alot lately. Its soothing. Dear Diary.. Everybody had me fucked up today ☺️☺️

Flipping houses sound easy until you realize how hard it is to find reliable and affordable contractors and trash haulers 😫😫😫 I follow Females Who Flip and she makes it look easy.

If the cookies are soft, im inhaling 12. No hesitation. 🤷🏾‍♀️

This!

They need to make a compact machine that makes drinks cold instantly (so you don’t have to put ice in it) the opposite of a microwave. I’ll sell it at liquor stores.

Reddit feels like Im trying to join a Dungeons and Dragons game with strict nerds. 😒

Yall know how yall have niggas buy yall bags and shit. I would of told one to buy me a cello 😭😭😭 fr I want a good one and its like $800. Leave me alone. I’ll get one on credit 😒🤣🤣

Did anybody use to play an instrument as a kid but don’t anymore? I played the cello. I want to start playing again.

I’ll just stick to wine..

I swear I can drink a 16oz of water in 3 gulps. Idk why Im so thirsty

My legs are so long sometimes I feel like Peter when he was all legs. 🫠

All my kids are finally old enough to do fun things. Im ready to take weekend trips just us to amusement parks, waterparks etc. (Without another family of kids) I just want us to get up and go. These my road dawgs 💪🏾

I need Walmart to be 24hrs again. Sometimes I just need to walk around at 3AM 🫠

My kids when they copy the way my mama walk. They say she walk like a T Rex. That’s because her boobs are big and the bras have no support. Or theres no bra 😅😂😂

About to go to Burlington and smell candles.

I think my grandma put my auntie out because she was getting more male company than her. And thats just wild to me 🫠

I see Acorns pushing out more commercials. Its not a bad app, Im not going to lie. Came through in the clutch a couple times.

So the 10 min pilates are beating my ass a lil. I thought I was going to add ankle weights, I’ll just WAIT another 2 weeks for that 🫠

My 5 year old just told me “Mommy, you know I like singing alot? The OJays” What… we dont even play the Ojays like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂 He been here before.

I need like 5 glueless wigs. Keep my hair braided down and just get up and go. Wooo the convenience 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I learning not to be triggered by obstacles that purposely come to throw you off track 🫠

Doing my best to let go and let God handle it when I simply can not.. 🫠

Im longer than my yoga mat 🫠

I have successfully done my 10 minutes stretches every morning for a week ☺️

I do these 10 min stretches every morning and when I say they hurt so goodddd 😌

I think my daughter is the cutest creature in the world 🥹 Maybe because shes my last baby, im not having anymore and she’s growing up so fast 😫😫

Im on fried green tomatoes bad right now 🫠

We always glorify the past but don’t appreciate the present. So when the same present time we complained about becomes the past, we’re just going to glorify it in the future. 😵‍💫🫨 IMO. Find the beauty in today and enjoy it.

I feel like every generation says this. It’s adulthood period.

PMS is real! I never cried watching Elf before 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ There will be signs.. 🩸

Manifesting & the knowledge behind it. Its easy to say but no one around me shows interest like I do. But idc…

and i pray He overflows you with blessings and abundance for your obedience 🩷

Im going through an isolation phase at this point of my journey. And although Im not talking to anyone, I really love and appreciate the people God put in my life 🥰 I just need time away from them to focus 💪🏾

Today will be a great Monday. This week will be a great week with joy, productivity, peace, blessings & good energy. 🖤