logging onto the nothing app

(after seeing one post i dont like) i have decided to Stop caring about All internet Opinions.

ac/dc arent australian. thats not allowed. you people are just making things up now

i heard the news of a cow demonstrating tool use of course but @risipieces alerted me to the obvious joke i didnt consider. cow tools

2026 will be the mothcompute 'year of the web.' it will also be the mothcompute 'year of secret other thing'

my god. the years start coming and they dont stop coming

this year i will watch one movie

does anyone remember when it was the past

the firmament divides biblical userspace from god mode

when have you ever seen a so called 'monster' ever monst. what is that

i like how if im not logged into youtube all my recommendations become something like '1000 ants vs black widow'

last elf day! the elf is on the tv with no specials props or anything but to partially compensate, the letter i left is a little one-page zine that is basically a miniature diary of the sleepover, with doodles of all the previous hiding spots and cards/presents. i think they’ll get a kick out of […]

fell asleep before midnight and didn’t hide the elf so i suddenly got up at like 3:30 or 4 am to go and do an art and craft. left a half-finished paper garland and a note that says that the elf tried to decorate for christmas but got chased by the cats! so she’s hiding somewhere they cant get to […]

going to bed at 4am with the elf once again set up. she is in a little chef costume and "made breakfast" for the kids (left kinder eggs in a cooking pot). in the letter she says she hopes the easter bunny won’t mind her giving them eggs and also confirms that she is okay from when she fell […]

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i am ideologically opposed to elf on the shelf and christ it is such a pain in the ass to set up. but i am babysitting my sisters kids for a week and they fucking love this elf so i am committing hard to the elf shenanigans. i spent like an hour making them a card from the elf and attached a […]

those damn british... how the devil will we americans understand them without putting all their words through the auto censoring word guesser first

i like that youtube will pick autogenerated captions over 'English (United Kingdom)' because im in the united states

occurring in late december, christmas is the last of the 'four spooky holidays'

a typo is a kind of bad easter egg commonly found in textbooks

[kink?] the 'ds' in bdsm is for domain/subdomain

cats are too small to learn typography

all roads lead to rome, unless theyre paved with good intentions, in which case something kind of upsetting happens

literally getting dragged into a bog right now

ive already determined that the next hilarious number will be 61

just googled "coyotes [my city]" to confirm that other people have seen coyotes here before. but anyway i just saw a coyote run down my street and because i’m one of those blissfully stupid white people i did go and stand outside and whistle to the coyote and it turned around to look at me and […]

teenage mutant ninja turtles. teenage mutant ninja turtles. everybody wants to rule the world

in the cyber future everyone will live in their very own block device

we can build a new social media site. in the forest

the hell is it november for. what

screwdriver will save me

iphone did not save me

for my next trick i will be going to bed

i should get into minecraft again

new game idea. warios mutual fund

[stupid] today american children across the country don the disguises of the greatest existential threats to their culture. ghosts. super mario. a princess. when they see one another in these terrifying visages, they know that their way of life is no more permanent than themselves. a […]

year halloween liveblog: i have seen two people just on walks and not trying to trick or treat, both turned down candy

this halloween i am already in a spooky, truly terrifying costume. person with smartwatch

i started reading the cobol on that floppy disk i have and found the funniest thing in the world. now reproduced below DISPLAY "I AM FINE". COMPUTE Z = X - Y. DISPLAY Z. EXIT PROGRAM.

(seeing any two cockroaches) so which one of you is the tingus and which one is the tangus

how many times could kirby recursively eat anotter kirby. has anyone solved this

we can start saying "i'ven't" if we like

a man walks into a bar... what happens next will shock you

i know 200 things

no ones ever tried being jack of one trade master of all the others

[us civil war] looking up civil war era music on youtube and trying my hardest to pick the video that looks the least like the uploader would give me a lecture on states rights

ants are completely wireless

who is general election

youtube is currently offering to 'summarize' the metroid soundtrack to me with ai, which is either a brilliant work of satire on googles part or the most scathing rebuttal to llm integration in the entire world. hard to tell

in 2030 we will be able to simulate a grape on the computer. by 2050 it will theoretically taste good