Idk why but falling asleep with the tv on and falling asleep with pants on are the two things I can’t do at night

A 🥷🏾 always quick to sacrifice the literal shirt off his back to wipe up a 🥜 when there ain’t no wipes or tissue around 😭

Woke up today and immediately had to spend $500. This sum bulllllllllshit

Officially on Winter Break from school 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 time to Sims 4 a lot of my free time away 😅

Life has played in my face so much this year, I’d be in complete shock if something good happened

Help us, Lord

You gotta have the experience to get the job, but you gotta work the job to get the experience…

I am TIREDT. 😩

Reduced salt bacon tastes like bacon that someone else put in their mouth, sucked all the saltiness off and put back on your plate 🤮

I’m FLABBERGASTED and literally speechless. What would she have done if her daughter killed herself?! Omgomgomgggggg

I don’t even understand her reasoning!!!

IT WAS KENDRA WHOLE TIME?!?! 😭😭😭

Narcissists be like: 🔁 disrespect 🧹 apologize 💋 love bomb 👀 repeat 🚫 Not on my time ever again.

I can’t stand a “my kids are asleep by 6:30” ass parent 🙄

Change your sheets once a week! Damn some of y’all nasty

I can’t say exactly what it was that I did cuz I was just doing everything possible, but I fixed my sims game and I feel SO relieved 🥲😅

I gotta start brushing up on my Procreate, AutoCad and SketchUp skills before my classes start back 😮‍💨

I literally gagged 🤢

Mannn I can’t wait for Breezybowl next month 😩

It’s complete bs that I only have 3 classes left to finish, but I can’t do them all in one semester. They’re legit making me go back for a whole year just to finish my last 3 classes 🙄

I’m actually super upset my sims game broke and I refuse to actually spend money on all those packs lol

Truth is I’m tireddd

Don’t nobody give a good got damn about hulk hogan bitch ass dying good riddance mf.

Gonna lay in bed, eat some food and watch Fantastic Four

I played myself talking about I’m done drinking. Girl, please. CARIBANA is next weekend 🥴

That first shower after getting a fresh wax and your hand just passes over pure smoothness 😍

People will straight dog and disrespect you, then get upset when you stop speaking to them. As if your silence is more disrespectful than what they did 🙄

100% Cancer. I am scarred for lifeeeee

I really do be forgetting that I even have this app on my phone frfr

I need heeeeeelllpppp

I JUST LEARNED WHAT A PANGOLIN IS AND THE IMAGES ON GOOGLE MADE ME ITCH AND GAGGGGGGGG 😭😭

Some intrusive thoughts are just so fuckin horrifying 😫

Yasmin is such a power whore lmao

Hold why I’m only now discovering it but Industry is a pretty good show 😭😭😭😭

lol all I said was I seen the nastiness y’all be on when people be sleeping and here come the Of accounts following me 😭😭

So since I was able to sleep at all last last, I saw all what y’all get up to when the good folks go to sleep. Y’ALL NASTYYYYY

I can’t remember the last time I had a serious case of insomnia like this

I’m so screwed for tmrw 🤣

Just here in my bed tossing and turning 🙄

Some extra self care and me time is definitely needed. I can’t wait to get pampered tomorrow 😌

Looks like I’m gonna be reopening my small business much sooner than expected

These noodles spicy as hell 😭 I instantly felt nauseous when I swallowed omg

Lawd hamercy. I thought I was hearing the beat to a sick song that was about to drop. Turns out my upstairs neighbour is just slapping some cheeks 😭😭😭

Y’all mean lmao

Good morninggg 🫶🏾 #sayitback

Well that cybertruck missed its intended target

Remember that too much of a good thing is a bad thing. The goal is BALANCE ✨

I see some of you muthafuckas still brought your sensitive bullshit into 2025 🙄

I really don’t have the discipline to not cuss somebody tf out over the internet sometimes

Am I delusional? Absolutely.