The only people who will understand this are on this platform: I hate when I turn on Buzzr and it's the newer versions of Tattletales because the theme song is so subpar.

How do I apply for the job of yelling HABEMUS PAPUM? And fwiw, I say humbly, no one could do it better.

I'm pretty sure the only people excited about Lilo & Stitch are Lilo & Stitch.

Present day children drink more water in one day than I did during the entire Clinton administration.

The end descent of Spaceship Earth

For those of you not currently in the Chicago area, we are enjoying a mighty Thunderstorm as we speak, and are expecting 1-3 inches of snow tonight. So there's that.

It was 80 here on Friday and is snowing today, but climate change is not real. Got it.

I'd immediately hire anyone who started a post on Linkedin with "I'm not excited at all to announce..."

If my math is correct, I should be getting off the waitlist for tickets to see a taping of the Oprah show sometime this month!

AP US History question in 2045: "True or False: in 2025, the President got into a shouting match with a world leader and pardoned a dead baseball player who was never accused of committing a crime in less than a 24 hour period?"

It's physically impossible not to dance when hearing the "Abbott Elementary" theme song.

#SNL50 is upon us! Cast Members: Fred Armisen (2002-2013) Jon Lovitz (1985-1990) Tim Meadows (1991-2000) Sarah Silverman (1993-1994) Norm Macdonald (1993-1998) Gilbert Gottfried (1980-1981) Nora Dunn (1985-1990) Heidi Gardner (2017-Present) Laurie Metcalf (1981-1982) Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984)

I updated to the new ios and now I am not getting any group texts. Advice?

Trimming your toenails should be considered cardio.

I'm gonna say what everyone is thinking: I don't think that groundhog has any formal training in meteorology.

This book is being delivered tomorrow and I'm so excited I could BLANK

Way too easy. @goawaygreen.bsky.social

I'm watching an old Match Game and the contestant is OJ Simpson trial witness Ron Shipp. I might be the only person in the world who noticed this.

I'm usually a very calm person, but when I see that my instacart shopper is working on multiple orders, I'm a total mess.

In case you're feeling young today, a student asked me this morning if I know the name of "the old lady who pushes the letters on Wheel of Fortune." So there's that.

This isn't even realistic.

I've started a Disney insta wdwbrendan71 if you'd like to follow. I will only post Disney content and snarky comments

Epcot is currently playing the IllumiNations pre-show music

I've never heard the word "nabob" outside of Aladdin.

Just stay home

Everyone is circling back after the new year, which is my fault for telling them to....but for the record, I didn't mean it.

Peek-a!

Name 2 people that ain't seeing midnight.

Oh Brown Derby. You're glorious.

Mickey's drunk.

Dr Phil is here celebrating the new year!

I drew this yesterday and then it was ruined by the rain. I'm posting here for the record.

Do you spend all your time in the parks? No no. I do other very adult things as well.

They should sell LL passes just to watch me get out of this thing.

Happy 5 years to one of my very favorite things, and a welcome to a legendary story to a new platform

Every year I think about how much my Dad loved this. He'd stand and watch the lights for what seemed like hours. I'll see him tonight and I can guarantee at some point he will ask if "those Osborne lights" are ever coming back. They aren't. But I'm forever grateful we took this picture when we did.

I'm well aware the 6:50pm Fantasy in the Sky show on New Year's Eve is designed for kids who can't make it to midnight. But in a very real sense, that is me.

I'll be honest with you here- I don't think this is accurate. And if it is, it should be getting A LOT more press.

This is probably the Disney picture that explains me most clearly. That's unequaled joy.

I'm not trying to say being an educator is stressful, but yesterday was the last day of school and I fell asleep at 7:30. In other news I didn't wake up until 13 hours later.

I started inviting people to "circle back after the holidays" in October.

Imagine 30 years ago knowing that we, as a society in 2024, would have UFO's flying nightly over the east coast and just collectively say "huh. Wonder what that's all about."

Let me just state what a dangerous game it is that facebook has the "care" and "haha" emojis next to each other. Lots of very close, scary calls for those of us with big fingers.

Does anyone know, off hand, how many CM's from opening day in WDW are still working there? I'm just curious

Just once I would like to respond to an email with "Didn't care for your tone. Re-write and get back to me." Just one time.

The Amazing Kreskin passed away today, and ironically never saw it coming.

I played Santa for 2 hours today. It gives me more and more respect for character performers every year because after only 2 hours I am in need of a shower and a nap. And a drink.

A wonderful trip has come to an end, but rest assured west coast; I'll be back.

LIVE! From "Holiday Fun with Santa and Friends" (featuring no Santa or Friends) at the Disneyland Resort with reaction by @brendan226.bsky.social.