Brendan
@brendan226.bsky.social
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The only people who will understand this are on this platform: I hate when I turn on Buzzr and it's the newer versions of Tattletales because the theme song is so subpar.
8 months ago
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How do I apply for the job of yelling HABEMUS PAPUM? And fwiw, I say humbly, no one could do it better.
9 months ago
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I'm pretty sure the only people excited about Lilo & Stitch are Lilo & Stitch.
9 months ago
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Present day children drink more water in one day than I did during the entire Clinton administration.
9 months ago
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The end descent of Spaceship Earth
11 months ago
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For those of you not currently in the Chicago area, we are enjoying a mighty Thunderstorm as we speak, and are expecting 1-3 inches of snow tonight. So there's that.
11 months ago
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It was 80 here on Friday and is snowing today, but climate change is not real. Got it.
11 months ago
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I'd immediately hire anyone who started a post on Linkedin with "I'm not excited at all to announce..."
11 months ago
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If my math is correct, I should be getting off the waitlist for tickets to see a taping of the Oprah show sometime this month!
11 months ago
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AP US History question in 2045: "True or False: in 2025, the President got into a shouting match with a world leader and pardoned a dead baseball player who was never accused of committing a crime in less than a 24 hour period?"
11 months ago
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It's physically impossible not to dance when hearing the "Abbott Elementary" theme song.
11 months ago
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#SNL50
is upon us! Cast Members: Fred Armisen (2002-2013) Jon Lovitz (1985-1990) Tim Meadows (1991-2000) Sarah Silverman (1993-1994) Norm Macdonald (1993-1998) Gilbert Gottfried (1980-1981) Nora Dunn (1985-1990) Heidi Gardner (2017-Present) Laurie Metcalf (1981-1982) Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984)
12 months ago
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I updated to the new ios and now I am not getting any group texts. Advice?
12 months ago
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Trimming your toenails should be considered cardio.
12 months ago
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I'm gonna say what everyone is thinking: I don't think that groundhog has any formal training in meteorology.
about 1 year ago
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This book is being delivered tomorrow and I'm so excited I could BLANK
about 1 year ago
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Way too easy.
@goawaygreen.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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I'm watching an old Match Game and the contestant is OJ Simpson trial witness Ron Shipp. I might be the only person in the world who noticed this.
about 1 year ago
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I'm usually a very calm person, but when I see that my instacart shopper is working on multiple orders, I'm a total mess.
about 1 year ago
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In case you're feeling young today, a student asked me this morning if I know the name of "the old lady who pushes the letters on Wheel of Fortune." So there's that.
about 1 year ago
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This isn't even realistic.
about 1 year ago
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I've started a Disney insta wdwbrendan71 if you'd like to follow. I will only post Disney content and snarky comments
about 1 year ago
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Epcot is currently playing the IllumiNations pre-show music
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about 1 year ago
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I've never heard the word "nabob" outside of Aladdin.
about 1 year ago
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Just stay home
about 1 year ago
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Everyone is circling back after the new year, which is my fault for telling them to....but for the record, I didn't mean it.
about 1 year ago
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Peek-a!
about 1 year ago
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Name 2 people that ain't seeing midnight.
about 1 year ago
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Oh Brown Derby. You're glorious.
about 1 year ago
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Mickey's drunk.
about 1 year ago
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Dr Phil is here celebrating the new year!
about 1 year ago
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I drew this yesterday and then it was ruined by the rain. I'm posting here for the record.
about 1 year ago
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Do you spend all your time in the parks? No no. I do other very adult things as well.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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They should sell LL passes just to watch me get out of this thing.
about 1 year ago
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Happy 5 years to one of my very favorite things, and a welcome to a legendary story to a new platform
about 1 year ago
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Every year I think about how much my Dad loved this. He'd stand and watch the lights for what seemed like hours. I'll see him tonight and I can guarantee at some point he will ask if "those Osborne lights" are ever coming back. They aren't. But I'm forever grateful we took this picture when we did.
about 1 year ago
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I'm well aware the 6:50pm Fantasy in the Sky show on New Year's Eve is designed for kids who can't make it to midnight. But in a very real sense, that is me.
about 1 year ago
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I'll be honest with you here- I don't think this is accurate. And if it is, it should be getting A LOT more press.
about 1 year ago
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This is probably the Disney picture that explains me most clearly. That's unequaled joy.
about 1 year ago
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I'm not trying to say being an educator is stressful, but yesterday was the last day of school and I fell asleep at 7:30. In other news I didn't wake up until 13 hours later.
about 1 year ago
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I started inviting people to "circle back after the holidays" in October.
about 1 year ago
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Imagine 30 years ago knowing that we, as a society in 2024, would have UFO's flying nightly over the east coast and just collectively say "huh. Wonder what that's all about."
about 1 year ago
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Let me just state what a dangerous game it is that facebook has the "care" and "haha" emojis next to each other. Lots of very close, scary calls for those of us with big fingers.
about 1 year ago
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Does anyone know, off hand, how many CM's from opening day in WDW are still working there? I'm just curious
about 1 year ago
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Just once I would like to respond to an email with "Didn't care for your tone. Re-write and get back to me." Just one time.
about 1 year ago
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The Amazing Kreskin passed away today, and ironically never saw it coming.
about 1 year ago
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I played Santa for 2 hours today. It gives me more and more respect for character performers every year because after only 2 hours I am in need of a shower and a nap. And a drink.
about 1 year ago
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A wonderful trip has come to an end, but rest assured west coast; I'll be back.
about 1 year ago
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Hastin
about 1 year ago
LIVE! From "Holiday Fun with Santa and Friends" (featuring no Santa or Friends) at the Disneyland Resort with reaction by
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