I made up a joke comment about a commercial, but after saying it my wife said I already said that before, but I have no recollection of making said joke. Is it still an original joke?

Charcuterie board but it’s all just different kinds of cookies

Kingdom Hearts trilogy and everything inbetween on big sale? Yeah okay, it's about time I return to my brainrot fandom roots.

Did you know that Pokemon turns 30 in 150 days?

If students are too distracted from KDH talk an easy way to deal psychic damage is to join in and ask if they are talking about the “K Demons” tv show. They’re back on task pretty quickly.

Today a student came up to me and asked during passing period if I knew “Kpop demon hunters songs” and I said “I do know them” and then without prompting they proceeded to speak-sing the entire Your Idol song at me while I kept working on other things.

Gay Chop is here to slay all of the bigots

This bird came up to me and chirped at me and I gave it some cracker crumbs and it kept talking to me so I began petting it and talked to it and it just kept chilling so I gave it some more pets.

No matter what amazing thing I say I’ll still be underselling this series folks: read Jade City, Jade War, and Jade Legacy.

Pokémon Tabletop Adventures 3.5! It will be a modest update, so we're giving it a .5, but it'll still be the same system with the same core beliefs- easy-to-run, quick to play, but now with much more variety. It will be done when it's done, but the team's happy to be working on it!

Going to MagicCon Vegas! I'm excited for the Unknown event and playing commander and cubing all weekend!

I made the Commander bracket system cooler and easier to understand.

When I was at Disneyland last week, they wouldn’t let me customize “Xavier’s Mansion coming to Avengers campus 2028” on Mickey ears so obviously they’re trying to cover something up.

Two dudes overheard in passing at Whole Foods: “She’s hot, your mom is hot.” “Shut the fuck up, man just shut the fuck up.” “She’s hoooooot.”

I spend half of my grading time investigating whether or not my students plagiarized on their papers instead of actually getting to read them this year. It’s killing me.

The earth isn't flat it's shaped like this

This is why this AI shit sucks. If the regular old search was prioritized, I would get an answer immediately from a site that has the information instead of google AI guessing shit and being extremely wrong.

Two drop Tuesday. I’ll always remember Time Spiral prerelease where I opened two of these and a Bogardan Hellkite and just rolled through everyone all night.

really don't like when a story hurts my heart then i got deal with the blowback all day while trying to get shit done

Here's my two covers of my favorite mutant-ship. Still don't have a cover that I like with both of them, but I love these fashion mag covers by @davidnakayama.bsky.social. I got them from him at Amazing Comic Con a few weeks ago.

Venom's got such great covers, like this one by Rian Gonzales, but I don't really like Venom as a character so I can't bring myself to get them even though they're amazing covers.

I'm going to start sharing my framed comic gallery here, too. Here's Spider-Man #1 from 1990 by Todd McFarlane.

Do we repost all of our old posts from other stuff here or what? I occasionally had subpar thoughts worth sometimes looking at for 2 seconds.

I used to hate sleep and feel like it was robbing me of time I could have used to do things that I wanted to do. Now I still hate sleep but just let it happen.

Starmie has only had 53 anime appearances, Wailord only 29, and Pikachu has had over 1,200 and I'm not saying that Pikachu doesn't deserve attention I'm just saying it's unfair.

I made Pokémon Tabletop Adventures. This is its third edition: linktr.ee/PokemonTable...