I love Sunday day games. They let me watch my Mariners and then still do something else with the rest of day.

You love to see it! Let’s go JP!!

This game lol

Julioooooo!!!

Come back soon, Bryce!

Emerson Hancock genuinely looks like a better pitcher than Castillo right now.

Cal!!

Do you think they’ll run Bazzite?

I love how prevalent anime culture is among NBA fans. People are saying LeBron is using the final embers of Bron for All to save the Lakers’ season.

The Astros really shouldn’t have let Ty France pitch against the Mariners. He still friends with a lot of the guys on the roster.

I think Hancock and Imai did a freaky Friday switch.

Tough AB from the Ichiro statue against the Mo Rivera statue.

Pre-2022 Twitter was peak.

I wish I had a new body but not in a body dysmorphia kind of way. More like I want a mech suit kind of way.

A twitch stream where chat tells someone how to build a computer.

It’s good to know the AL West teams all kinda suck right now.

There’s a gap in the market for baseball podcasts for lesbians.

Time to make some changes to the lineup. Call up Colt, move Donovan to the everyday utility. Slide or breakup Cal, Julio, and Naylor in the order. They can’t doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results.

I’m tired of watching the Mariners already.

Shitty offense and shitty defense means even outstanding pitching can’t win games.

The Mariners need an intervention now.

I love Brendan Donovan but he does not have the arm to be the permanent third baseman.

Anyone who says they’re too good for Little Caesar’s is a class traitor.

Someone should make an MLB themed JRPG. I think it would sell at least one copy (to me).

My dream is to fall in love with a mean lesbian with a heart of gold.

Let’s all go back to LiveJournal like George RR Martin.

I believe we are beyond Etsy witch territory. The Mariners need an eBay wizard to save the season.

Why Mariners?

Me summoning the Mariners offense

I won’t stand for Angie Mentink slander.

Brendan Donovan just needs a double and a triple for the cycle.

The Mariners lineup should simply alternate between Brendan Donovan and Cole Young.

Bluesky kinda sucks. I wish there a better alternative to Twitter that also wasn’t evil.

We’re all going to die, aren’t we?

I’m so tired. I could use another day of sleep.

Call up Colt!

I’m really tired of watching Randy Arozarena play left field.

Somehow Jo Adell was sitting in the crowd and caught Cal’s homer in Texas

Me with an iPhone on Sprint in the 2010s.

Josh Naylor needs to give the entire team lessons on base running.

Cole Young said “fuck that left on left bullshit.”

Cole Young MVP!!

Call up Colt Emerson.

My mental health can’t take another heartbreaking Mariners loss so early in the season.

I need to become rich so I can impulse buy anything that I want for the few seconds I actually want it.

Someone pay the fucking Etsy witch again to un-curse the Mariners.

Jo Adell is still gonna end up with negative OAA this season too. Fucking a.

I fucking hate the Angels. They’re always some bullshit happening when the Mariners play them.

Fuck this guy

Fuck Jo Adell