These are the waning moments of my 30s.

We should pit AI against gambling and hope one of them takes out the other.

I’m playing more Magic than ever and buying the least amount of cards ever and it’s honestly the best.

If you’re on iOS and looking for a Reddit app that doesn’t show you algorithmic slop, try Hydra. It’s much better than the default Reddit app or using a browser

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No hate if you have to use it for work but there’s no a reason a regular person should be an active Twitter user anymore.

In regards to BOP!, I would ask the Magic community to have patience with the new leadership team as they rebuild the org. I have full confidence that the current team will succeed and continue toward making the Magic community a better, more hospitable place for people of marginalized genders.

With the addition of Bo Bichette, the Mets now have a couple extra infielders on their roster. The Mariners should call up the Mets and trade for Jorge Polanco. I think he’d be a great fit in Seattle.

I’m really proud of something my guild accomplished this week but I have almost no one I can talk to about it because the game and server I play on is so niche.

The Dodgers signing Kyle Tucker has made their intentions clear: they want to win the World Series.

Holy shit! Ohtani to the Dodgers!!

I’ve always been a Nico Robin best girl advocate and I feel like the live action adaptation is confirming that.

If no one else got me, I know Little Ceasar’s got me.

“She’s aging like fine wine” and it’ll be a picture of a woman in her mid 30s.

I need to find a way to include my experience as a guild leader on my resume.

If the Sonics stayed in Seattle, we could’ve had a Sonics NBA championship, Mariners ALCS run, and a Seahawks division title in the same year.

So far new Lorwyn kinda fucks.

Don’t do this.

So tired from the weekend. I actually left my house both days. That’s like a new record for me.

I think this might be a better way to play Commander than Spelltable. edhplay.com?lang=en

There’s a non-zero chance the invasion of Venezuela is all a ploy to get Acuna on the US WBC team.

With Okamoto going to Toronto, I can see the following chain of events happen: Bichette signs with Boston, Bregman signs with Arizona, and Arizona trades Marte to the Mariners.

The Blue Jays are ruining baseball.

The US just took over a sovereign country btw.

MVP Baseball 2005 might be the best video game of all-time but a lot of gamers don’t know ball.

Me on Jan 1: New year, new me. Me later on Jan 1:

My ideal 2026 would be the Mariners winning the World Series, Julio and Cal win co-MVP, Democrats re-take Congress (with most progressive candidates), Taylor Swift breaks up with Travis Kelce and starts dating me instead.

I’m rooting for you, 2026. It’s time to snap the losing streak.

I have a theory that the price of gaming monitors and TVs are inversely correlated with the cost of living. Judging by this deal, we’re in for a rough 2026.

Card grading is perhaps the biggest grift in the card community.

Google 6-7

I’m west coast pilled.

Welcome to Seattle, Rendon!

It’s starting to feel like a time when I think a new handheld could fix all my problems.

One of gaming’s cruelest ironies is when 2K purchased an exclusive third party license from MLB in retaliation against EA purchasing NFL exclusivity. And now 20 years later, neither 2K nor EA make an MLB video game.

I miss Midnights era Taylor.

I miss baseball so much.

I’m bored if you can’t tell.

Remember when everyone hated/loved me on Twitter? lol, that was a wild period.

Maybe we’ll meet a club She’ll drive a funky car Maybe we’ll meet at a bar And fall so deeply in love

Lesbian longing hits hard during the holidays.

Merry Christmas! You're all gay now!

Bored. Please help.

It’s so unfair that I’m working this week 😤

My friends are so hot.

It took my brain a sec to process that the person on the left isn’t Reese Witherspoon.

Chain pizzas in order of best to worst: Little Ceasar’s, Pizza Hut (pan only), Papa John’s, Dominos.

Between Rob Refsnyder and Luke Raley, we have one great hitting DH.

Your thoughts about Little Ceasar’s pizza tells me a lot about your worldview.