A 10 piece nugget at McDonald’s is $6.99 but a 20 piece is $7.99. Really makes you wonder

A MagicCon in Portland would truly be a dream (of the 90s).

I’m a Knicks fan until the end of the NBA Finals.

I'm aware of the irony of this following message considering the messenger but it must be said. You need to spend less time tearing down your allies and more time growing your coalition. There's already many forces working against us. We don't need to do it ourselves. Please give each other grace.

The TikTok suggested search needs to go to therapy.

The calories don’t count today.

Ran into my ex today. Looks like she’s still single.

I could really use a good breakfast burrito rn.

At least the Mariners won’t have to worry about giving up a big lead today.

I’m gonna be alright. It’s a reminder and a prediction.

If the Knicks win the NBA Finals, Zohran has to become president immediately. No one cares about the constitution anymore anyway.

Instead of data centers, let’s make LAN centers and play some 8-player Brood War.

To me, they were Devil Wears Prada 1. But to them, I was just Devil Wears Prada 2.

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The Mariners may have had the day off but @katiekarlov.bsky.social and I sure didn't. Check out the brand new episode of Serving Bunt!

I hope Bungie and Halo have a Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez type reunion.

I’ve lost my touch. I’m too nice now. My tweets are kinda boring.

I guess the Magic crossover couldn’t save Destiny 2.

Learning to love myself would be a lot easier if the Mariners were playing better.

For today’s game, the Mariners are going to let Emerson Hancock throw the first 3 pitches of every at bat and then let Matt Brash finish the rest of it off.

The Mariners deserved this. Sorry.

The current version of me isn’t good enough to get the things that I want out of this life. I can make excuses or push the blame but this truth is inescapable. I have to become better.

You shouldn’t take advice from Taylor Swift songs.

Wemby is the instrument of Sonics fans’ vengeance.

We are so back again! Let’s go Ms!

Being queer is hard 😔

I just need to keep telling myself I’ll be okay and eventually it’ll be true.

Why does Ty France hate the Mariners now? 😔

Well maybe just me then.

Colt Emerson no longer in the Tacoma Rainiers lineup... Per sources, he's being called up by the Seattle Mariners #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners

One of my fitness goals is to fit into a full set of plate armor and aura farm at a ren faire.

If someone ever tells you they have an MBA, you should ask them if they know LeBron because I think that would make them mad.

I’m gonna be okay. The Mariners are gonna be okay.

What if I’m not the protagonist? Maybe I’m actually the villain.

Party rock is in the house tonight.

Rat jacket girl, where are you?

I’m tired of my new monitor and car already. I guess I’ll just go to sleep.

I want things to work out just once.

I think I like YouTube Music more than either Apple Music or Spotify.

Helluva game for Clean Cole.

Is this a safe space to say the Mariners are better off without an injured Cal Raleigh taking 4 ABs a night?

I guess I should buy real shoes if I’m gonna go to the gym. My footwear is almost exclusively Crocs for the last few years.

Just wrapped up season 3 episode 1 of therapy. Such an emotional premiere. I was in tears by the end of it. Can’t wait until next week to see how the storyline develops.

Before you rely on AI on something important, keep in mind that it thinks I’m still a popular Magic content creator.

Sapphics: do I want to be her or do I want to be with her? Transgender lesbians:

I hope the vibes remain good today. Don’t mess it up, Mariners.

Can we start calling Cole Young “Clean Cole”?

Cole Young is so hot right now.