I think I’m done with all my social media — seems like it’s become a waste of time.

FACT: the 4 x 30 second cycles of my electric toothbrush is the longest 2 minutes in the known space—time continuum

Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned, but I’m pretty sure our president shouldn’t be a rapist, our DNI shouldn’t be on a TSA watchlist list and our head of counterintelligence should probably be able to pass a background check. Right?

Woke up with a ‘stoner boner’ this morning and felt like I was 20 again

I love playing ‘Dishwasher Tetris’ on Sunday mornings

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FACT: every guy pretends he’s a karate master when breaking down a cardboard box

The hands of a clock cycle through an infinite number of positions during a single day 🤯

Truth!

Why is peanut butter & jam so good?! 😋

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Note to self — There are only 168 hours in a week; use each one of them wisely.

This dude is my spirit animal www.instagram.com/reel/DA31nRk...

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

Another failure of Merrick Garland. An utter and complete failure.

It’s too early for this shit.

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Who wants to be my 500th follow? Any takers?! #FB #FBR #BlueCrew #AlwaysVoteBlue #FuckTrump

Any questions?

Is Kevin Sorbo here yet? I kinda miss trolling that twat.

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Best camping spot ever?!?! 🏕️🏝️😜 #fortnite

Ruh roh! I just followed @benstiller.redhour.com and it broke Bluesky 😳😜

Has Trump *appointed* Andrew Tate to his cabinet yet? Seems like the next logical choice.

Just when you thought it can’t possibly get worse…. 😳 #ClownShow #TrumpCircus

Donald Trump’s new ambassador to NATO, Matt Whitaker, was a board member of World Patent Marketing which was accused by the government of running a multimillion-dollar scam. The company was ordered in May of 2018 to pay a $26m settlement following legal action by the feds. Only the best people. 🙄

Wow, there’s actually a singular word that conveys the true nature of a Trump administration. Another really good word for it is *DICTATORSHIP*

You won’t be able to access the link on the other sites, but you can here A MUST READ

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It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me...

Hmm — I just ‘tweeted’ something and it was there for a few seconds, then not 🤔

“CREDIBLY CONCERNED” — very interesting phrasing or language here, as one could readily infer that Joe/Mika have ‘credible’ knowledge of such threats from the incoming Trump administration, wouldn’t you think @sethabramson.bsky.social ?? 😳

If the elation about the Matt Gaetz file being made public is grounded in the notion that it will make a difference regarding his nomination for AG being confirmed, you’re not paying attention. He’s been **appointed** BECAUSE of the sick pedo shit he’s done. #TrumpIsARapist #TrumpIsAPedophile

Animals > Humans 🤷‍♂️

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💯 human

So what do we call these here, tweets?

Is it just me or does it feel like the Joker’s about to take over Gotham?

It’s been a couple of days since I’ve been to that ‘other place’ and it feels sooooooooooo good! 😁

Are ‘#’ hashtags a thing here?! #NewToBlueSky

Fuck Mondays. I’m just gonna start calling Monday ——> “FUNDAY” Who’s with me?! #Funday

#Art #DigitalArt

#sex #sex #sex #sex #sex

#Art #DigitalArt

#Art #DigitalArt

Is this on?

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AG 🙄 Why?!?!?!

ANIMALS > humans