Oh, so Man can't play God, but when God plays Man EVERYBODY loves it!!

I like my set up

i must be beetle the way I bug

Dark Macklemore: "I eat your grandpa's clothes"

Accidentally activated a Quad Damage powerup and now small bugs are insta gibbing when they land on me

A good name for a 2011 Xbox360 Burnout clone would of been #CrashTag

start calling visual novels "read'em ups"

bro, I noticed you've been riffing on everyone's bits, but you haven't introduced any of your own bits. We need to improve that ratio or I'm gonna have to write you up

one of the mcdonalds changeable happy meal toys is a burger grill that transforms into a burger grill with a digimon sort of halfway sticking out of it and it's name is "KURTIS THE DIVINE"

Car that veers to the left when you're not wearing your seatbelt

Don't forget about us single guys this Valentine's Day

Leisure Suit Larry isn't a metroidvania but it is a Search Action game

bro, it's not that eepy

Thinking about getting the new Mario Tennis cause if I don't who will?

Nobody understands me...

sometimes I feel like blue shirt Bart

trying to introduce myself to the fish at the aquarium but I keep bumping into the glass

My uncle works at Heaven and he said Jesus is working on a new game

I think enough time has passed to say the dualshock 4 did not feel like touching a boob

Do you think they based the gun off of the finger gun

maybe she'll fix me... *she is a tiny gameboy sp that plays PS1 games*

plumber refusing to come over anymore cause he can tell I've been doing the Akira slide with my toilet

I bought a stupid thing

"The composer for Penguin Wars did NOT have to go this hard" Yes they did. I have a gun

My most used emoji is pensive face and I think that says something about me

Humble Fisherman: I once caught a fish this small

Never been a fan of Ace Combat, honestly I don't think people of any sexuality should be forced to fight

It should be illegal to kill someone on their birthday

The made an Unreal Engine Super Mario amiibo

Watching sapiosexual porno where they shit like "Indubitably" when they cum

Being dismissive to a retail worker: "Don't give up on your comedy dreams"

Gonna go buy donuts

Stopped buying toilet paper so people don't think I'm TOO into pooping

HEARTBREAKING: That Guys 3 Weed Smoking Girlfriends Went Straightedge

Labyrinth forums are getting shut down thanks to the latest trending debate: Hedge Maze vs Corn Maze

*hitting on woman holding a baby* "hey, is this guy bothering you?"

Welp, my free style rap was a bust. My first bar was "I'm up in this house like boogers", really no way to recover

the air guitar world is in shambles after the world champion was revealed to have just been holding an invisible guitar

Using a six pack ring to strangle a sea turtle from behind like hitman with piano wire

Memento but guy communicates with himself using loading screen tool tips

Ruining the hive mind by being horny af

heard they're making a new year that doesn't suck shit

My game of the year is Deltarune Ch3+4, never got around to playing it, but I assume it was pretty good

started playing Hades 2, it's so god damn Video Games

Guy posting "LOOK WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU" with a picture of a wet hotdog

Got a flip phone and the folding hinge part of the screen stresses me out, it's like the soft spot on a baby's head