New Release! A short, pretty piece inspired by love. Send this to someone special. With love, Ears & Tails 🫶 (Spotify and Apple Music lynx in replies) youtu.be/fGpYCkLjrvM?...

❤️New song!💙 Debuting tonight on Indie Boom Shockwave, hosted by @clysmic.bsky.social on Twitch. My first finished solo song since the baby was born. This one's for love. Show starts at 6pm PT / 9pm ET: www.twitch.tv/clysmicjames I love sharing with you. 🦋

A severely dysphoric day

You say there were no signs, but as a kid my favorite cartoon was Transformers.

When recipes call for setting the oven to 425F, I set it to 420. Because I am an absolute child.

Fellow musicians: The biggest number of streams of all of my songs is now from China via Tencent. It looks like Tencent reports streams semi-annually on a 6-month delay (revenue from streams from the first half of 2024 was reported in January 2025). Is there anything to learn from this?

Let's bring back "Stop yer bellyachin'!"

oh fuck off you pathetic excuse for a “president” you can kiss my agender trans ass

Sneak peek of a work-in-progress... With love, Ears & Tails 🏳️‍🌈

Me, to my toddler: "Five more minutes, and then no more TV." Toddler: "NO!!! ... four minutes!" The art of the deal, ladies and gentlemen! 😅

I honestly, seriously can't tell if my current work-in-progress is "epic" or if it's incoherent noise. "Epic" is not my usual style. Very uncomfortable.

My toddler has learned how to voice command my smart home. Now it's flashing lights and Katy Perry 24/7. The future is here.

The embarrassment when your toddler shuffles out of his bedroom at 1am to groggily complain to you and your partner, "I can hear you all the way down the hall!" 🤫 Because you were playing Red Dead Redemption 2, trampling fish with your horse, and laughing hysterically. 😞

The kind pharmacist just said to me "Try to get some sleep." On a completely unrelated note, anyone have any recommendations for skin care / hair care / weight loss / total body replacement products? 💀

Producer Life: When you're wearing headphones and you don't realize how loudly you're blurting out "that's SICK!!" until your partner says "Making music again?"

The best Valentines Day gift of all: Letting me sleep-in on Saturday. 😴☺️

I'm a 6'1" Little Spoon -- one of those long, skinny, awkward barspoons. Spending Valentines Day with my Big Spoon has been a dreamy treat. 🥰 I hope you all find your spoons today. With love, Ears & Tails 🫶

Parenting is making a Valentines Day card for yourself, and giving it to your three year old, so he can give it to you. 🩷 Happy Valentines Day everybody! 🫶

I have SO MANY work-in-progress songs that are SO GOOD and I don't know which one to finish first. Musical paralysis aaaahhh!! 😫

I found the shoe-shopping loophole: It doesn't count if you're shopping for your toddler! 👟

Got a hearing exam today, and the doctor told me I have "superhuman" hearing. After years of raving! Whew!! ☺️ But don't tell my partner. She still thinks I can't hear her! 🤫

Bluetooth in the car starts quietly autoplaying a song. Me: 😯 Ooo... this sounds good. Who is this? (Turns it up) Oh! It's me... derp. 🥴 Happy Friday Eve, friends! 🫶 youtu.be/8badaGH9DQQ?...

Just because I can take a lot of abuse doesn't mean you should abuse me

If you don’t know how to pronounce Fhqwhgads, you’re too young for me.

ONE HOUR LEFT‼️ youtu.be/TLgZZqP7Ugc?...

My inner dialogue: Me: Hey, we're home alone for once... Me: ...Quickie? Me: Sure! ... Me: *tries on all my sneakers*

Wonderful contemporary documentary on the Finnish demo scene, one of the truly underground undergrounds. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Jz...

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you: 🍍

Angry horny is a special kind of subby energy. Like... Please kick my ass. It's the only way I can forget about everything that's kicking my ass. 😤

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I second this motion: Every music nerd new to Bluesky should absolutely check out @florgoth.bsky.social's Starter Packs! Also, welcome! 🦋

Having reasons for doing things is overrated. Stop overthinking life. Do something magical.

"If words are knives, silence is your gun" over such a bouncy beat in Alone When I'm With You by @earstailsmusic.bsky.social is SO 👏 GOOD 👏

I went shoe shopping today, and now I'm feeling major gender. Send me pics and recommendations for super cute, comfy kicks with FAAAAT chunky soles!! I'm a thin 6'1", but my partner gave me the affirmation to go full giraffe, and I got the happy girl brain lightning, ngl. 🥰

This was the episode of DDMR with @musicbydoc.bsky.social. From the day we premiered my new song "End Agony" If u haven't seen his show yet, this is a great introduction. Great vibes and music, entertaining. FYI, End Agony premiered around the 1hr 35 minute mark, enjoy🔥🤙 youtu.be/eLTy-Tmp9wM?...

I told my 3 year old that the planet Earth is down, so he took his telescope, pointed it straight at the ground, and shouted "I see Earth!!!" 😂😂😂

i give you… bitter! 🤢 1 of 5 flavors on the taste test beat tape for you to ride on, write to, resample or remix 🍬 this friday!!! luv u 🫧🦋🔮

I'm sitting in the car and my #dnb song Fruit Candy came up and damn I forgot how the bass in that song vibes allllll the right places when you're sitting down. 🤤 Who am I? What was I saying?? youtu.be/ue0JMZfFSTo?...

In a silly mood. I downloaded a sample of seagulls skreeking and started chopping it in with some chill house. Somebody stop me.

At first I thought Musk was just an oblivious idiot. An unsupervised toddler with a megaphone. This morning it occurred to me for the very first time that maybe he says those things to intentionally drive people like me away. That pushing us out is part of the plan. 🏳️‍🌈 Yeah, I'm late. I know.

Wanna Go Boom 2025 It started as a remix/remaster of my song Wanna Go Boom but quickly morphed into an entirely new musical creature. Oh well! Another work-in-progress. Another unfinished project... Happy New Year! With love, Ears & Tails 🧡

The first four times I glanced at this YouTube thumbnail, my brain saw it as: "Bot Sex Removed..." And for some reason that didn't register as weird to me. youtu.be/7P2bOYvTIl0?...

Petition to rename bright purple as "purquoise."

A #D&D character dies: NBD, we can revive them. Character dies and their body gets taken by a god: Sad day. Character dies, their body gets taken by a god, and they had the party's Bag of Holding: EPIC TRAGEDY!!

Bad Luck: My 3 year old accidentally headbutted me in the nose, and it instantly deafened my right ear -- I assume by creating a sinus pressure wave that caused something to block my inner ear. 3 days ago, and I still can't hear. Just tinnitus. Loud, endless tinnitus in the silence. EEEEEEEEE!! 😩😭

Today, please text a friend you value. Wish them happiness and love. Let Christmas be our excuse, for those who feel like they need one. With love, Ears & Tails 🫶

I woke up sick as a dog on Christmas Eve. Then found out I have like 20+ hours of work to do. Then got a migraine. But at midnight on Christmas Eve, I'm sorta alive. And it's going to be a happy holiday, goddammit! 🤬😉 Happy Holidays everyone! 🌲 With love, Ears & Tails 🫶