Just in case you forgot what kind of pathological evil courses through the corridors of power in the Confederate Fiefdoms of New Gilead… Ye actual gods, these people are fucking PSYCHOTIC. They’re getting their kicks outta this insane abuse of the people they’re meant to be serving. NOT destroying.

Mango Bizarro is that bad he’s ranked lower than the traitor, the destructive racist, the Kansas-Nebraska alcoholic & the dude who did LITERALLY NOTHING in his 31 DAYS tenure cuz he was too busy FUCKING DYING. You could just sit in the Oval Office ‘til Feb 20th doing fuck all and do better. #8647

What. The FUCK. Was that. 60-38 up at the half. 93-79 down at the final horn. A 36-point reverse. EIGHT 4th quarter points. Just 19 total in the second HALF. TWENTY STRAIGHT SHOTS MISSED. Orlando didn’t choke tonight. They asphyxiated. No way they take Game 7 in Detroit. #NBAPlayoffs #DETORL

This is a near-apocalyptic implosion for Orlando. Not a single shot made since 4min left in the THIRD. Just SIX points in the 4th - all free throws. Puked. It. Up. Game 7’s back in Detroit - won’t win that. Magic’s been in the box seat since Game 3 and they’re going to absolutely shit the bed.

If the Fat Orange Fascist thought he could make it through discovery, he would sue myriad people into oblivion for calling him a paedophile. As it is? The number of such case? Draw your own conclusions. H/T @deepblueink.bsky.social

I wish flagpoles the world over were extendable, so that when the Fat Orange Fascist Fucktard does finally shuffle his hateful cankled arse off this mortal coil, the flags they fly could be *raised* to Mast and a Half.

35 years ago. Gone way too soon. A great mind of his time, albeit masked by calling his first two kids Moon Unit and Dweezil.

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun

What was it he ran on again - "No More Wars"...? Even his bulging cankles stand better than that did.

Hey @clintonyates.bsky.social - ESPN Radio are all using your Marriott Bonvoy ads. They just played one. Hope you’re getting paid for that after they let you go; I’d be hella pissed if they weren’t.

Jaffa the Cunt (no more asterisks, he’s evil enough to have earned the decensoring) is now OPENLY declaring genocide. On an entire nation. Even Hitler tried to hide what he was trying to pull at first. For fuck’s actual sake, America, STOP him. NOW. Before the fat fascist fucktard ends ALL of us.

I mean, if anyone’s gonna know exactly how to throw a Shinkū Hadōken… ☄️

Remember this? ⬇️ Then remember this: ➡️ ICE ARE A BUNCH OF MURDEROUS NAZI CUNTS.

Tiger Woods is drunk drugged out and he is walking away on phone talking to another criminal asking for a pardon, he gas millions to do it now he is leaving the country, because he has money. If this was me I would be in jail now.

Seems like she’s picking out her weapon of choice.

#TACO #Trump is a paedophile. The #EpsteinFiles are riddled with his name. We ALL know this is true. The pathologically litigious Spray Tan Satan would have sued multiple people into oblivion by now if he thought he had a sniff of making it out of discovery. The number of such lawsuits raised…?

Spoken like a dyed-in-the-wool rapist.

Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:

Epic Games can get fucked seven ways to a Sunday if they think I'm buying any more of their toss. If they pull this kind of shit on their own staff, imagine how readily they'd screw over their consumers. #EpicGames #FuckCancer

Milkshakes at the FUCKING READY!!

Project Hail Mary How does a sentient boulder with a synthesised voice have more innate personality than Jared Leto playing Ares? (That was rhetorical.) SO good. Elements of 2001 blended with The Odd Couple. Surprisingly funny, thrilling, poignant, and dusted with moments of joy. Go see it. Now.

Hey Apple. I don’t have or want a credit card. Or a driver’s license. And we don’t have a national ID here (yet). Closest you’ll get out of me is my passport. You can’t pull anything from that, that’s not a Me Thang. That right there is a Y’ALL THANG. I’m in my 50s. This is what I’ve got. DEAL.

Meanwhile, rank stupidity was all up in the hizzy.

They all knew. They all KNOW. They are FULLY FUCKING DOWN with his bullshit. And once he’s convicted, locked up, stroked out, comatose, dead, what the fuck ever I honestly couldn’t care ANY fucking less if I tried, each and every single last BASTARD one of them will deny it all. THE GOP OWNS THIS.

BREAKING NEWS: Local wildlife makes good its escape after learning of #Sunderland’s 2-1 victory at Newcastle #NEWSUN #TwoOne #HaveYouEverBeenSoMadYouPunchedAHorse

Chuck Norris hasn’t died, he’s just gone to roundhouse kick someone at the end of the universe. He’ll be back one day - probably tomorrow. I mean, not even he can get there straight away.

Well gee fucking whillikers, I would think that pretty much 99.99999995% of women who TOOK THEIR HUSBAND’S NAME AT MARRIAGE don’t have their NEW NAME on a document from their BIRTH. But then, not being Republican, I CAN actually think for myself. Or are we not taking ALABAMA as re[a]d…? #StopSAVE

It is 32 years since this first graced my screen. Super Metroid was one of the best three titles of the SNES’s entire run. Tense atmosphere, gripping setpiece fights and a thoroughly compelling play from start to finish - and that ending. Poor Tiny.

Honestly? As good as this song is, I still consider this a missed opportunity. I mean, a title like that and they're not doing it in a Scots accent.

If you have pets and have followed/donated to influencers, think the fuck again. Shit, how about you try thinking for yourself for once instead of paying famous-for-crap-all-reason morons for the privilege of them telling you what to think. If they'd do this to their pets, what'd they do to you?

Games that you've mostly never heard of that go right back to my earliest gaming days. My9Games.com

“It reminded me of the quote that is often attributed to George Orwell that states ‘I'm sinking deep, I'm going under. That sugar-coated iceberg tastes so sweet - until you tumble those sugar-coated lies’”

How I arrived on Bluesky

Spoken like an adjudicated rapist. And a convicted fraud. And a paedophile. And a fascist. Seriously, 'Murica, what the actual candy-coated FUCK's it gonna take for you to stop him?

… Tell me I didn’t just read these posts. Someone please tell me such raging, despicable evil is not rampant on the face of this earth.

@clintonyates.bsky.social How about… Who’s on First Down First Down to First Up Not Right Off The Bat These Guys Hit Different Longball to Hardball

Wouldn't it be a pure fucker if this went viral...

Beyond vile. Joking about the worst child abuser in American, if not WORLD history. Fox is the utter dregs of US media - and that's saying something. If you're watching these apologists for paedophilia & nodding along, just do us all a favour: exercise your 2nd Amendment rights on yourself. 🖕

Oh, NOW they decide to wake up.

The way scoring has been going, I think that fumble might be key - a quarter to go, it’s almost all Seattle, the Smugs are barely at the races. The Seahawks need to punch it in this time though. 19-0 with 12-13 minutes to go is a different prospect to 12- or 15-0.

So the Smugs have had more of the ball by 24 seconds, but they’ve gained 93 fewer yards, and Drake Maye has been plunked on his keister - what is it, 3, 4 times now? Starting to get found out a little here, methinks.

So that’s The Outfield, a UK group with a penchant for baseball, getting their music played at the Super Bowl. Allllllllllllrighty then. Someone’s trolling in the DJ booth.

Here we go then. This may be the Superb Owl, but I think the ‘Hawks will be even better than that. Bloody hoping so. As a fan of an AFC East team, it’s not been a fun time recently looking up at the Bills and Smugs. I’m counting on Seattle to shove it up’em today.

The only countries with a lower of the Fat Orange Fascist Fucktard than the UK are Germany (due to his openly riffing on Nazism) and Denmark (Greenland). Still a bit of a gap, but we do have a lot of utter morons who are at least half-down with his shit. Release ALL the Epstein Files. UNREDACTED.

Hey America. You know this #pedophile thing you have going on? When you have college bands playing at NCAA games, they often play Rock'n'Roll Part II. Originally by Gary Glitter. Just saying you might want to look at whose music you're playing. Or is it only YOUR #pedophiles you're bothered about?

Oi, @felixsandwichez.bsky.social. Bring it, biøtch. #WPGFLA

@clintonyates.bsky.social Hey look, Bellendcheat doesn’t get in first ballot. Guess what. In his very own words…

@unsportsmanlike.bsky.social Hey Evan, have a look at Summer Wars (2009). A wonderfully animated movie by Mamoru Hosoda, it’s the story of a social network that’s integrated into every aspect of modern life, and how that could go wrong. Also a tale of how one family handles it. One of my favourites.

Oh crap. Seahawks-Patriots again. For crying out loud, Seattle, don’t screw THIS one up.